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Riding in Cars with Boys Quotes

Riding in Cars with Boys is a television program that first aired in 1970 . Riding in Cars with Boys ended its run in 1970.

It features James L. Brooks as producer, Hans Zimmer in charge of musical score, and Miroslav Ondříček as head of cinematography.

Riding in Cars with Boys is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Riding in Cars with Boys is 132 minutes long. Riding in Cars with Boys is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Brittany Murphy as Fay, Noah Hartwick as Raymond Hasek, Drew Barrymore as Beverly, Noah Hartwick as Jason, Adam Garcia as Jason, Lorraine Bracco as Mrs. Teresa D'Onofrio, James Woods as Mr. Leonard Donofrio, Sara Gilbert as Tina Barr, David Moscow as Lizard, Maggie Gyllenhaal as Amelia, Noah Hartwick as Jason - Age 8, and Desmond Harrington as Bobby.

Riding in Cars with Boys Quotes

Brittany Murphy as Fay

  • (Brittany Murphy) "Sometimes we love people so much that we have to be numb to it. Because if we actually felt how much we love them, it would kill us. That doesn't make you a bad person. It just means your heart's too big."
  • (Brittany Murphy) "Okay, pretend that I'm your parents, say what your gonna say."
  • (Drew Barrymore) "Okay, Mom, Pop?"
  • (Brittany Murphy) "Yeah?"
  • (Drew Barrymore) "I don't know how to say this --"
  • (Brittany Murphy) "But --"
  • (Drew Barrymore) "I'm pregnant."
  • (Brittany Murphy) "My daughter's a tramp. My daughter's a tramp. You're 15 years old, how could you do this to me? Why don't you just take my gun. Take my gun and shoot me in the head with it tramp. I wish that you were never born. How was that?"
  • (Brittany Murphy) "Don't blame me if this party is boring and no fun."
  • (Drew Barrymore) "Fun? Fun? Fun is what you bring with you."

Drew Barrymore as Beverly

  • (Drew Barrymore) "You say that you can't quit. I believe you. But if you stay and you ruin our lives, and you know that you will, then it's my fault. Do you want me to live that?"
  • (Drew Barrymore) "I'm 22 years old; that's almost 30, and I still haven't accepted that this is my life. And I just wish that I could be dumb. And then I wouldn't know better and I could be happy and stop hoping. And I'm telling you this like you're interested in my boring life."
  • (Drew Barrymore) "Dear mom and pop, the immediate prospect of your reading this letter so shatters my spirit, it makes me a stranger to myself. Your fears over my behavior, which I thought arbitrary and unreasonably restrictive, seem now the stuff of wisdom. I have terrible news I'm withholding from you. But now, like the poison from an adder's tongue, I have to spit it out. I am pregnant."
  • (Janet Donofrio - Age 12) "Wow. That's really good writing."
  • (Drew Barrymore) "Mom. Jason won't leave me alone."
  • (Lorraine Bracco) "He's not supposed to, you're his mother."
  • (Drew Barrymore) "Mom, I have four weeks to study for the SATs. It's for the scholarship."
  • (Lorraine Bracco) "I told you to change his diaper an hour ago. He loves when you do it. I have to iron now."
  • (Drew Barrymore) "But Mom --"
  • (Lorraine Bracco) "Change it."
  • (Drew Barrymore) "I didn't go past second base, which means nothing below the waist -- my waist not his."
  • (Drew Barrymore) "I'm a horrible mother."
  • (Noah Hartwick) "Yeah --"
  • (Drew Barrymore) "Aaaaah. Aaaaah."
  • (Lorraine Bracco) "What? What happened?"
  • (Drew Barrymore) "He peed in my mouth."
  • (Lorraine Bracco) "Ha ha ha. Jason, you make your grandma so happy."
  • (Drew Barrymore) "Remember, I am your mother. And that means you're not allowed to stay mad at me."
  • (Drew Barrymore) "I promise from now on I'm going to be more attentive. DO you know what attentive means?"
  • (Noah Hartwick) "No."
  • (Drew Barrymore) "OK. Do you know what responsible means?"
  • (Noah Hartwick) "No."
  • (Drew Barrymore) "Damn. I should've read to you more."
  • (Drew Barrymore) "Stop bleeding. Stop bleeding."
  • (Drew Barrymore) "He's very handsome, so don't hit him in the face."
  • (Drew Barrymore) "Jason blames me for every horrible thing that happened in his life. Can you imagine?"
  • (Drew Barrymore) "The only person that's even looked at me is my crazy Aunt Mildy who keeps calling me Agnes, which by the way is my dead cousin."
  • (Unnamed) "Agnes."
  • (Drew Barrymore) "Hi, Mildy."
  • (Unnamed) "I love you."
  • (Drew Barrymore) "You want my permission to use a small amount of heroine forever?"
  • (Drew Barrymore) "I swear, I haven't smiled in like a month. Your mom taking the kids to the movies was a great idea. Hey, shut the door."
  • (Brittany Murphy) "Okay."
  • (Brittany Murphy) "You play nice, kids."
  • (Drew Barrymore) "Mommy has to study. I gotta do everything I can to get us out of here -- Ugh, Mr. Stinky Pants."

Desmond Harrington as Bobby

  • (Desmond Harrington) "What's in your dress? What is this?"
  • (Brittany Murphy) "It's Bev's dress. It's too big."
  • (Desmond Harrington) "Oh, sweetie."
  • (Brittany Murphy) "It didn't look right on me."

Noah Hartwick as Jason - Age 8

  • (Noah Hartwick) "You're gonna hear a lot of bad things about me, but only two of the three things are gonna be right."
  • (Noah Hartwick) "My dad always said my head was hard as a rock. He broke his hand on it twice."
  • (Noah Hartwick) "Please marry me, Bev. Because I'm s*** without you."
  • (Drew Barrymore) "Oh how romantic -- a marriage proposal that contains the word "s***.""

James Woods as Mr. Leonard Donofrio

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Maggie Gyllenhaal as Amelia

  • (Maggie Gyllenhaal) "I got your message"
  • (Adam Garcia) "You did?"
  • (Maggie Gyllenhaal) "Yes, I love you too."
  • (Adam Garcia) "This is the greatest converstion of my life."
  • (Maggie Gyllenhaal) "We're young, we deserve to be young. We deserve to be young together."

Adam Garcia as Jason

  • (Adam Garcia) "Who says I'm in one piece?"
  • (Drew Barrymore) "You're the most normal person I know."
  • (Adam Garcia) "Normal? Normal? Amelia was in New York two weeks ago. She wants me to transfer. She wants me to enroll in her school. But I can't go. I can't leave you. Cause if something bad happens --"
  • (Adam Garcia) "-- it's my fault. I'm what went wrong in your life. You know, you wrote a book about it. I swore I wouldn't; Did you know that I love Amelia? Don't worry, she left already. Here's the funny thing. She thinks I can't love her because she can't make me happy -- and damn it, she's the only good thing in my life. I'm just incredibly screwed up. Just so we're real clear about this, I blame you."
  • (Drew Barrymore) "When does this job ever end?"
  • (Adam Garcia) "You call it a job?"
  • (Drew Barrymore) "Well, what do you think it is? A calling?"

Sara Gilbert as Tina Barr

  • (Sara Gilbert) "Are we invited to this party?"
  • (Drew Barrymore) "They're Fay's friends."
  • (Brittany Murphy) "They're not. My parents are friends with their parents."
  • (Drew Barrymore) "What's important is that Sky Barrister will be there."
  • (Brittany Murphy) "Sky has had his hands in everything you've got. And he has a ton of your poems. And does he call you once? No. Bev, you are truly a great person. But someone as conceited as Sky won't see that. Because all he can see is himself. You know I'm right."
  • (Sara Gilbert) "It's true, Bev."
  • (Drew Barrymore) "Let me wear that dress."
  • (Brittany Murphy) "What?"
  • (Drew Barrymore) "Fay, if I even look half as beautiful as you in that dresss -- Sky will have to notice me. You can wear my dress."
  • (Sara Gilbert) "No."
  • (Brittany Murphy) "I -- No, Bev. It won't fit."
  • (Drew Barrymore) "Fay, you gotta let me wear that dress."
  • (Brittany Murphy) "Why?"
  • (Drew Barrymore) "Because I love you."
  • (Drew Barrymore) "Please, please, please."
  • (Brittany Murphy) "All right."

Lorraine Bracco as Mrs. Teresa D'Onofrio

  • (Lorraine Bracco) "Hello,beautiful baby."
  • (Lorraine Bracco) "Is this not the most beautiful baby you've ever seen? I'm serious, is this not the most beautiful baby you've ever seen?"
  • (Nurse) "To be honest, in a while yes."
  • (Lorraine Bracco) "Lets go see Bev."
  • (James Woods) "No."
  • (Lorraine Bracco) "She wants to see you Leo."
  • (James Woods) "No."
  • (James Woods) "Look your mother is 16, your father is a moron, and they want us to celebrate. We know better. Just for the record, I'm on your side."

David Moscow as Lizard

  • (David Moscow) "You can't handle a kid if you don't have anything you can take away."

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