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Rita, Sue and Bob Too Quotes

Rita, Sue and Bob Too is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Rita, Sue and Bob Too ended its run in 1970.

It features Oscar Lewenstein as producer, Michael Kamen in charge of musical score, and Ivan Strasburg as head of cinematography.

Rita, Sue and Bob Too is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Rita, Sue and Bob Too is 89 minutes long. Rita, Sue and Bob Too is distributed by Channel 4.

The cast includes: Siobhan Finneran as Rita, George Costigan as Bob, Michelle Holmes as Sue, Kulvinder Ghir as Aslam, and Lesley Sharp as Michelle.

Rita, Sue and Bob Too Quotes

Siobhan Finneran as Rita

  • (Siobhan Finneran) "We haven't got eggs inside us. We're not ducks, y'know."
  • (Siobhan Finneran) "I'll just watch, if it's all right?"
  • (Siobhan Finneran) "Jesus. It looks like a frozen sausage."

Kulvinder Ghir as Aslam

  • (Kulvinder Ghir) "I can't help being a pakki."
  • (Kulvinder Ghir) "I can't help being a paki."
  • (Unnamed) "Yes you f***in' can. Shouldn't interfere."
  • (Unnamed) "Nor should you. You're always tellin' folk what they should do; you haven't done it yourself."
  • (Unnamed) "I've done some things --"
  • (Unnamed) "You've done nowt and you've been nowt all your life."

Lesley Sharp as Michelle

  • (Lesley Sharp) "My husband is not a dirty bastard, it's your daughter and her so-called "mate"."
  • (Lesley Sharp) "What the bloody hell are you doin' with a packet of these?"
  • (George Costigan) "Me and Joe were havin' a laugh with 'em in the pub. We were blowin' 'em up."
  • (Lesley Sharp) "I'm sorry to tell ya but I don't believe yer."
  • (George Costigan) "Well go and see Joe and ask him yer self then."
  • (Lesley Sharp) "Yer a lyin' bastard, you've been arsin' around again."
  • (George Costigan) "Don't be silly."
  • (Lesley Sharp) "What's the matter, do you think I'm thick? I know you've been pissin' about."
  • (George Costigan) "How do you know anythin'?"
  • (Lesley Sharp) "Staying out 'til all hours in the morning and making stupid excuses."
  • (George Costigan) "So what?"
  • (Lesley Sharp) "I bet it was that dirty little bitch you was screwing before. The trouble with you Bob is you're sex mad."
  • (George Costigan) "Ah don't be daft woman."

Michelle Holmes as Sue

  • (Unnamed) "Where the f*** have you been?"
  • (Michelle Holmes) "Baby sitting."
  • (Unnamed) "Not just till 2 o'clock in the f***in' morning you haven't, don't lie to me lass."
  • (Michelle Holmes) "I'm not, you ask me mum."
  • (Unnamed) "Well yer mum's a lyin' bastard an all and I'll wrap this round ya f***in' neck."
  • (Michelle Holmes) "Mum."
  • (Unnamed) "What?"
  • (Michelle Holmes) "Come and tell him."
  • (Unnamed) "You're a lying little s***."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, I'm f***ing fed up with him. What do you think yer f***in' playing at?"
  • (Unnamed) "You try to tell me that she's been baby sitting till this f***in' time?"
  • (Unnamed) "How do you know she hasn't?"
  • (Unnamed) "Cause' there's nowt open that's how."
  • (Michelle Holmes) "There is."
  • (Unnamed) "Night Clubs."
  • (Unnamed) "Well I don't f***in' believe yer, next time I will wrap it round yer neck."
  • (Unnamed) "Just be careful I don't bloody wrap it round yours."
  • (Unnamed) "Anyway, why don't you f*** off back to bed?"
  • (Unnamed) "I'm sleeping in here, you're sleeping on yer bloody own."
  • (Unnamed) "Do what yer like."
  • (Unnamed) "I bloody will, don't worry."
  • (Unnamed) "f*** it, I'm going to bed."
  • (Michelle Holmes) "Oh go on."
  • (Michelle Holmes) "Aren't you going to bed?"
  • (Unnamed) "I'm not getting in with him."
  • (Michelle Holmes) "Its all your fault. If you'd had sex wi' him, he wouldn't have to go elsewhere."
  • (Unnamed) "Keep you mouth shut."
  • (Lesley Sharp) "Well, Is that you've been saying you dirty bastard?"
  • (Michelle Holmes) "There's no way I'm workin' all week for twenty-seven pounds thirty on some bleedin' trainin' scheme."
  • (Unnamed) "I had to work for eighteen shilling."
  • (Unnamed) "That were in the days of Methusela. They were worth more then."

George Costigan as Bob

  • (George Costigan) "When we have sex, it feels like shagging a bag of spuds; you lay there like a bit of wet rag."
  • (George Costigan) "You take the rubber johnny out of the packet- --"
  • (Michelle Holmes) "You didn't think we thought you could put packet on, did ya?"

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