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River's Edge Quotes

River's Edge is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . River's Edge stopped airing in 1970.

It features Sarah Pillsbury as producer, Jürgen Knieper in charge of musical score, and Frederick Elmes as head of cinematography.

River's Edge is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of River's Edge is 99 minutes long. River's Edge is distributed by Island Pictures.

The cast includes: Keanu Reeves as Matt, Dennis Hopper as Feck, Crispin Glover as Layne, Ione Skye as Clarissa, Josh Richman as Tony, Phillip Brock as Mike, Daniel Roebuck as Samson, Roxana Zal as Maggie, Joshua John Miller as Tim, Christopher Peters as Tom, Jim Metzler as Mr. Burkewaite, Tom Bower as Bennett, Taylor Negron as Checker, and Constance Forslund as Madeleine.

River's Edge Quotes

Dennis Hopper as Feck

  • (Dennis Hopper) "Check's in the mail."
  • (Dennis Hopper) "I killed a girl, it was no accident. Put a gun to the back of her head and blew her brains right out the front. I was in love."
  • (Daniel Roebuck) "I strangled mine."
  • (Dennis Hopper) "Did you love her?"
  • (Daniel Roebuck) "She was okay."
  • (Dennis Hopper) "You understand, don't you? Sure you do. I don't like killing people. But sometimes it's necessary. That's enough for now. I, I'd like you all to leave now. Very tired. Sort of depressed. I lost a good friend today, ya know --"
  • (Dennis Hopper) "Check's in the mail."
  • (Dennis Hopper) "I killed a girl once."
  • (Crispin Glover) "I know, Feck, you keep telling me that."
  • (Dennis Hopper) "You got any Bud in bottles?"
  • (Dennis Hopper) "My leg was right out in the middle of the street. I remember lying in the gutter and bleeding and s***, staring at my leg, right next to a beer can. And I remember thinking, that's my leg -- I wonder if there's any beer in that can."
  • (Dennis Hopper) "Look, I'm not psycho. I know she's a doll. Right, Elly?"

Tom Bower as Bennett

  • (Tom Bower) "Did the sight of this dead girl move you in any particular way?"
  • (Keanu Reeves) "I don't know."
  • (Tom Bower) "Were you shocked, angry, saddened? Did the sight please you?"
  • (Keanu Reeves) "I don't know how I felt."
  • (Tom Bower) "You knew this girl?"
  • (Keanu Reeves) "Yeah."
  • (Tom Bower) "How did you feel about her?"
  • (Keanu Reeves) "I don't know."
  • (Tom Bower) "Hey, I'm getting sick of "I don't know". Do you hear me?"

Crispin Glover as Layne

  • (Crispin Glover) "Budweiser? You'd think I'd at least rate a Michelob -- Ah, and it's warm even."
  • (Crispin Glover) "This is like some f***in' movie. Friends since second grade, f***in' like THIS"
  • (Crispin Glover) "and then one of us gets himself in potentially BIG trouble, and now we've gotta deal with it; we've got to test our loyalty against ALL odds. It's kind of -- exciting. I feel like -- Chuck Norris, y'know?"
  • (Crispin Glover) "The things I do for my f***ing friends."
  • (Crispin Glover) "It's circuits inside. The people that own this place have them all reconnected caused they know that if I ever learn this machines I'll take control the f***ing universe."
  • (Crispin Glover) "Why did you kill her?"
  • (Daniel Roebuck) "She was talking s***."
  • (Crispin Glover) "It's people like you that are sending this country down the tubes. No sense of pride. No sense of loyalty. No sense of NOTHING, man."
  • (Crispin Glover) "Two dollars and money for gas. One of us should get a job, or -- something."

Keanu Reeves as Matt

  • (Keanu Reeves) "The only reason you stay here is so you can f*** my mother and eat her food. MOTHERf***ER. FOOD EATER."
  • (Keanu Reeves) "You respect an adult? I really do need to get stoned --"

Ione Skye as Clarissa

  • (Ione Skye) "You didn't have to call me a stupid bitch."
  • (Crispin Glover) "You would of driving right past us. We had to yell something."
  • (Keanu Reeves) "You Yelled it Layne."
  • (Ione Skye) "I got a name you know. You're lucky I didn't just drive right home."
  • (Crispin Glover) "OKay, okay, okay. I'm sorry Clarissa, but you've got to understand that in a time like this where every f***ing second counts, a man can't waste his time choosing words."
  • (Ione Skye) "I hear they're having an open-casket funeral for Jamie. I think that's in bad taste."
  • (Josh Richman) "It is in bad taste. This whole episode is in bad taste. You young people are a disgrace to the human race. To all living things, to plants even. You shouldn't be seen in the same room with a cactus."

Daniel Roebuck as Samson

  • (Daniel Roebuck) "Look what I found. We can get it stoned."
  • (Daniel Roebuck) "You were a biker."
  • (Dennis Hopper) "Yeah, years ago. Oh, man. I ate so much p***** in those days, my beard looked like a glazed doughnut."
  • (Daniel Roebuck) "You giving my friend trouble."
  • (Taylor Negron) "Look, I cannot sell you guys beer after two o'clock in the morning."
  • (Daniel Roebuck) "Well, I'm here to turn back the time."
  • (Daniel Roebuck) "I killed her."
  • (Roxana Zal) "You're strange, John."
  • (Josh Richman) "What'd you do, man? Sit on her?"

Taylor Negron as Checker

  • (Daniel Roebuck) "That's a real nice sign, how much."
  • (Taylor Negron) "I have to see ID."
  • (Daniel Roebuck) "I left it at home. How much?"
  • (Taylor Negron) "I'm not going to sell you this unless you show me ID."

Jim Metzler as Mr. Burkewaite

  • (Kevin) "I just want to say it was horrible what those kids did. And the whole incident points up a fundamental moral breakdown in our society."
  • (Jim Metzler) "Thank you, Kevin, for your insightful self-righteous indignation. I'd still like to hear from Tom."
  • (Christopher Peters) "Would you just quit staring at me like that, man?"

Joshua John Miller as Tim

  • (Joshua John Miller) "Get your nunchuks and your dad's car. I know where we can get a gun."
  • (Joshua John Miller) "You pothead f***brain."

Christopher Peters as Tom

  • (Kevin) "Don't you think violence is wrong?"
  • (Christopher Peters) "Aw, f*** off, Kevin. Wasting pigs is radical, man."

Phillip Brock as Mike

  • (Phillip Brock) "N-O spells nuh-uh."

Constance Forslund as Madeleine

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