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Road to Rhode Island Quotes

Road to Rhode Island is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Road to Rhode Island completed its run in 1970.

Road to Rhode Island Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "Listen kid there's something I've been meaning to tell you. It's no easy for me to say."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh god, you're not coming out of the closet are you? Ugh, why does everyone always come out to me?"
  • (Unnamed) "Say something."
  • (Unnamed) "What?"
  • (Unnamed) "Just say something, please."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh for god's sake. Uhm -- yea and God said to Abraham; "You will kill your son Isaac." And Abraham said, "I can't hear You, you'll have to speak into the microphone." And God said, "I'm sorry, is this better? Check check -- check. Jerry, pull the high end out, I'm still getting some hiss back here.""
  • (Unnamed) "Say something about my mother."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh. Uh -- I never knew Biscuit as a dog, but I did know her as a table. She was sturdy, all four legs the same length --"
  • (Unnamed) "Thanks, thanks that's enough."
  • (Unnamed) "Ah yes. Requiem and tarapax and so forth, amen."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm not drunk, I have a speech impediment."
  • (Unnamed) "-- and a stomach virus."
  • (Unnamed) "-- and an inner-ear infection."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh here's a pleasant sight; Cirrhosis the wonderdog."
  • (Unnamed) "Hola. Um -- me, me llamo es Brian. Ahh, uh, um -- Let's see, uh, nosotros queremos ir con ustedes."
  • (Migrant Worker) "Hey, that was pretty good, except when you said, "Me llamo es Brian," you don't need the "es", just "me llamo Brian"."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh. So you speak English."
  • (Migrant Worker) "No, just that first speech and this one explaining it."
  • (Unnamed) "You -- you're kidding, right?"
  • (Migrant Worker) "Que?"
  • (Unnamed) "We're a perfect pair of partners/Just like Thelma and Louise/Except your not six feet tall"
  • (Unnamed) "And your breasts don't reach your knees"
  • (Unnamed) "Give it time"

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