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Road to Rio Quotes

Road to Rio is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Road to Rio completed its run in 1970.

It features Danny Dare as producer, Robert E. Dolan in charge of musical score, and Ernest Laszlo as head of cinematography.

Road to Rio is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Road to Rio is 100 minutes long. Road to Rio is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Bing Crosby as Scat Sweeney, Bob Hope as Hot Lips Barton, Dorothy Lamour as Lucia Maria de Andrade, and Nestor Paiva as Cardoso.

Road to Rio Quotes

Nestor Paiva as Cardoso

  • (Nestor Paiva) "You phoneys. You'll never work in Rio again."
  • (Bob Hope) "Who wants to work? We're musicians."

Dorothy Lamour as Lucia Maria de Andrade

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Bob Hope as Hot Lips Barton

  • (Bob Hope) "If they hear us, we're dead ducks."
  • (Bob Hope) "Whoops. Quack, quack."
  • (Bing Crosby) "Quack, quack, quack, quack."
  • (Bob Hope) "Look at this contract we signed for five months; two weeks guarantee."
  • (Bob Hope) "You want me want me to ride that thing?"
  • (Bing Crosby) "Why not?"
  • (Bob Hope) "Up in the stratosphere?"
  • (Bing Crosby) "Oh, you"
  • (Bing Crosby) "--"
  • (Bob Hope) "Who do you think I am; Mr. Jordan?"
  • (Bob Hope) "Are you waiting for your broom?"
  • (Bing Crosby) "I'll listen for you on "The Inner Sanctum.""
  • (Bob Hope) "Help. Help."
  • (Bob Hope) "You know, this picture could end right here."
  • (Bob Hope) "How'd you put that on; with a spraygun?"
  • (Bob Hope) "You happy little Grable bait."

Bing Crosby as Scat Sweeney

  • (Bing Crosby) "Are you admitting you're a dirty coward?"
  • (Bob Hope) "No, a clean one."
  • (Bing Crosby) "This might be a plot to get rid of us. The coffee might be poisoned."
  • (Bob Hope) "Yeah, who knows this co --"
  • (Bob Hope) "You got any tea?"
  • (Bing Crosby) "Well, I'm getting warm. That's ham."

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