Robot Chicken Quotes

Robot Chicken is a Sketch comedy that was first aired in 2005 on Adult Swim. Robot Chicken ended in 1970.

Robot Chicken aired for 9 seasons and 179 (and 11 specials) episodes. It features Alex Bulkley, and Corey Campodonico as producer, Seth Green, and Various doing voices, and Michael Suby as composer. Robot Chicken is executive produced by Seth Green, Matthew Senreich, John Harvatine IV, Eric Towner, Geoff Johns, For Williams Street:, and Keith Crofford; Mike Lazzo. Robot Chicken is created by Seth Green; Matthew Senreich.

Each episode of Robot Chicken is 11-12 minutes long. Robot Chicken is produced by ShadowMachine and distributed by Warner Bros. Television Distribution.

Robot Chicken Quotes

• (Ryan Seacrest) "Seacrest out."
• (Unnamed) "Seacrest out."
• (Ryan Seacrest) "Seacrest out."

• (Scarlett Johansson) "Can I just roll down the window and shake his hand?"

• (Unnamed) "You want million dollar? You win crazy smile face million dollar."

• (Joey Fatone) "I'm finished."
• (Unnamed) "Don't worry, Joey."
• (Unnamed) "We'll help you."
• (Lance Bass) "All for one and one for all."
• (Unnamed) "Reaganomics."

• (Disney's Head) "I -- hunger --"
• (Unnamed) "Bring in the first Cuban child."
• (Unnamed) "Walt Disney -- must feed."

• (Unnamed) "I must have passed out from the strain of pushing that enormous log out of my butt."
• (Unnamed) "Did my dookie fumes clear out the whole bakery?"

• (Unnamed) "Hey. Breckin Meyer."
• (Breckin Meyer) "Yeah, Chinese Restaurant Guy?"
• (Unnamed) "Hey. Ever hear of a cat gopher?"
• (Breckin Meyer) "Cat gopher? What's a cat gopher?"
• (Unnamed) "Cat go for $6 if I put MSG on it."
• (Breckin Meyer) "Seriously, is this the only part of the sketch I'm in? I spent an hour and fifteen minutes in traffic getting here. I mean, granted, I was in a Benz, but this is horse s***. Oh, f*** you. You know what? I'm going home. Yeah, you can kiss my ass. I was in "Garfield," motherf***er."

• (Unnamed) "Hi, I'm Keanu Reeves. I've beaten the world of acting, and now I'm beating the world of breakfast sausage."

• (Bill Clinton) "I'm Bill Clinton. I'm gonna push over this cow."

• (Unnamed) "What a twist."

• (Unnamed) "Wawk bawk bawk / Ba wawk bawk bawk / Bawk bawk bawk bawka bawka wawk bawk bawk"
• (2nd Chicken) "A wawk bawk bawk / Ba wawk bawk bawk / Ba wawk bawk bikka gikka wawk bawk bawk"
• (3rd Chicken) "A wawk bawk bawk / Abawk bawk bawk / Bawk blawk bawk bicka kicka bwawk bawk baaaaaaawk"
• (Unnamed) "BIGAAAAAAAAK"
• (Unnamed) "Bawk."

• (Unnamed) "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
• (Unnamed) "Bawk?"
• (Unnamed) "To die in the name of science."

• (Unnamed) "Come here, you."

• (Unnamed) "Ah. He's got a wrench."
• (Unnamed) "Take him down."
• (Unnamed) "Oh mamamia."

• (Pat Morita) "You can't enter that tournament without the proper skills, Fat One."
• (Joey Fatone) "-- And will you train me, Mr. Miyagi?"
• (Pat Morita) "First of all, I'm Pat-effin'-Morita, ya nutsack. Second of all, you're too old for the training."
• (Unnamed) "So was I -- if you remember."
• (Pat Morita) "Daniel-san. I thought I smelled failure. That toilet's not going to uplug itself."

• (Unnamed) "My good plates."
• (Unnamed) "Dishes done."

• (Unnamed) "Cloud, I need you to work on Saturday."

• (Unnamed) "There are 42 pressure points on the human body which result in death. I will teach you 41. The 42nd I may one day have to use on you."

• (Skeletor) "Oh, that was a good one Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
• (Unnamed) "What was a good -- OH, Dear Lord."
• (Skeletor) "Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha."
• (Cobra Commander) "AHHH IT'S BURNING MY EYES."
• (Mum-Ra) "UNLOCK THE WINDOWS."
• (Skeletor) "Behold the gaseous stench of Skeletor's BREAKFAST BORRITO HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAA."

• (Unnamed) "Bring out your dead."

• (Unnamed) "No. All my friends are dead and I'm still a virgin."
• (Unnamed) "You think your life is bad? I just found out one of my tenants might be a flaming homosexual. And someone just killed me."

• (Unnamed) "Andale, andale. Arriba, arriba."

• (George W. Bush) "My name is George W. Bush, and I approve this message: Tacos rule."

• (Unnamed) "Arr. What's that steering wheel be for?"
• (Unnamed) "Arrr, it's driving me nuts."

• (Mario) "You killed my brother. You sons of-a bitches."

• (Ryan Seacrest) "Nice outfit. Isn't it gauche to wear brown after Labor Day?"
• (Unnamed) "I don't know, Ryan. Isn't it gauche be a total douche bag on national TV each week?"
• (Ryan Seacrest) "Not when you're paid like me."

• (The Notorious B.I.G.) "Pac?"
• (Tupac Shakur) "Biggie?"

• (Freddy Krueger) "If Ghostface got voted out, take it from Freddy, that would be a dream come true. Ha ha ha ha. You get it? Ha ha ha ha. A Dream. Ha ha ha ha. I kill people in their nightmares. That is what I do, that's my thing."

• (Unnamed) "Tubular."
• (Unnamed) "Radical."
• (Unnamed) "Awesome."
• (Unnamed) "Reaganomics."

• (Camel) "That looked like my toe."

• (TiVo Addict) "Wow. I can record my favorite shows and teach it to record other shows that I like. This is great. What did I do without this thing?"
• (TiVo Addict) "Yello?"
• (Unnamed) "Hey, buddy. We're heading down to the bar. You wanna come?"
• (TiVo Addict) "Why don't you take your bar and shove it up your ASS. I'm watching TiVo."

• (Unnamed) "Oh, my balls. My balls. Who could've done this to my balls?"
• (Unnamed) "This show is so clever."
• (Unnamed) "Totally."

• (Unnamed) "Soon I will have your life force, Sailor Moon, and my plan to rule the earth will come to fruition."
• (Unnamed) "Oh. Anime sure is weird."

• (father) "Hey, champ -- pack your bags. We're going on a little trip. To DISNEYLAND."
• (Unnamed) "Is Mom coming?"
• (father) "DISNEYLAND."

• (Unnamed) "Wait a second. Meet my homegirls; Christina Aguilera, Avril Lavigne, Jessica Simpson, Jessica Simpson's sister --"
• (Unnamed) "I'm Ashlee."
• (Unnamed) "Sh. The big kids are talkin'."

• (Corey Feldman) "Remember me -- in "Stand By Me" -- and "The Lost Boys" -- the first half at least -- oh -- and -- "Friday -- the 13th -- Part --"

• (Unnamed) "Is this gonna hurt?"
• (Unnamed) "Only if God hates you."

• (Unnamed) "I just found out I have Hepatitis C. I only have five years left to live."
• (Unnamed) "Wow, that sucks. So, are you going to show us your breasts?"
• (Unnamed) "f*** you, Howard. I'm dying."

• (Daphne) "Hey, that must be Jason's dead mother. This explains everything."
• (Fred) "Hey, that must be Jason's dead mother. This explains everything."
• (Daphne) "Fred, you're an asshole. And that ascot makes you look gay."

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