Robot Chicken: Star Wars Episode II Quotes

Robot Chicken: is a television show that debuted in 2008 on Adult Swim. Robot Chicken: Star Wars Episode II stopped airing in 1970.

It features Les Claypool as theme composer. Robot Chicken: is created by Seth Green.

Robot Chicken: is produced by Lucasfilm and distributed by Williams Street. Spinoffs for this show include Robot Chicken: Star Wars Episode III.

The cast includes: Abraham Benrubi as Darth Vader, Seth MacFarlane as Emperor Palpatine, and Keith Ferguson as Han Solo.

Robot Chicken: Quotes

Seth MacFarlane as Emperor Palpatine

• (Seth MacFarlane) "Well, my suitcase is gone; sacrificed to the airport guards. Now I'm here for two f***ing weeks with one f***ing robe. Ohh. Now it's sticking to me like a wet Kleenex."

• (Seth MacFarlane) "Wow, for real?"

Keith Ferguson as Han Solo

• (Keith Ferguson) "The empire is chasing us, they simply will not cease. Oh man my nuts are freezing Ken i'm about this bitch"
• (Unnamed) "Peace."

Abraham Benrubi as Darth Vader

• (Abraham Benrubi) "Welcome my master. The Death Star construction is proceeding --"
• (Seth MacFarlane) "Yeah. Great. Fine. Whatever. That flight was a f***ing nightmare man. My stupid tray table broke and I ended up with a gallon of coffee in my crotch; it was like dunking my wang in hot lava. Something you have some experience with I guess, huh? Right?"
• (Abraham Benrubi) "Yes --"

• (Abraham Benrubi) "Is that yours?"
• (Seth MacFarlane) "No. For the hundredth time, that's that same stupid black bag. Mine dosen't have a stripe. It's like that stripey bag is mocking me -- f*** you stripey bag."

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