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Robots (2005 film) Quotes

Robots (2005 film) is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Robots ended in 1970.

It features Jerry Davis, William Joyce, and John C. Donkin as producer, and John Powell (film composer) in charge of musical score.

Robots (2005 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Robots (2005 film) is 90 minutes long. Robots (2005 film) is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Robin Williams as Fender, Ewan McGregor as Rodney Copperbottom, Jim Broadbent as Madame Gasket, Drew Carey as Crank, Paula Abdul as Watch, Amanda Bynes as Piper, Jennifer Coolidge as Aunt Fanny, Stanley Tucci as Mr. Copperbottom, Stanley Tucci as Mrs. Copperbottom, Stanley Tucci as Herb Copperbottom, Mel Brooks as Bigweld, Al Roker as Mailbox, Greg Kinnear as Ratchet, Lowell Ganz as Mr. Gasket, Halle Berry as Cappy, Natasha Lyonne as Loretta Geargrinder, Natasha Lyonne as Forge, Dan Hedaya as Mr. Gunk, and Harland Williams as Lug.

Robots (2005 film) Quotes

Lowell Ganz as Mr. Gasket

  • (Lowell Ganz) "So long, son. Good luck with your dastardly plans."

Robin Williams as Fender

  • (Robin Williams) "Aunt Fanny -- We're home."
  • (Robin Williams) "Is there anything for me?"
  • (Al Roker) "Oh, I've got something for you."
  • (Al Roker) "That's from my sister."
  • (Robin Williams) "I recognize the handwriting."
  • (Robin Williams) "Oh, my darling. That is the call of the deep doo-doo bird. I must fly."
  • (Robin Williams) "This is so wrong -- this is so wrong."
  • (Robin Williams) "Well, good luck in the big city. If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere, and if you can't make it here, welcome to the club."
  • (Robin Williams) "We've told you a hundred times --"
  • (Robin Williams) "Don't talk to strange men. Thank you, Manuel."
  • (Amanda Bynes) "I talk to you. Who's stranger than that?"
  • (Robin Williams) "Hey, guys. The sweepers. They're rounding up all the outmodes. Not them, us. And you'll never guess who's behind it all."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "Ratchet."
  • (Robin Williams) "Go on, guess. Come on, I ran all this way in cha-cha heels. Go ahead, take a stab."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "Ratchet."
  • (Robin Williams) "Ratchet."
  • (Robin Williams) "You know Rodney, even if you know you had an disgorging day remember. There is another one coming tomorrow. You know my last roommate jumped out that window."
  • (Robin Williams) "Oh, no, look at that, now they're arm wrestling."
  • (Robin Williams) "Could you please separate them? Hurry, my back itches."
  • (Robin Williams) "If I seem to be getting smaller, it's because -- I'm leaving."
  • (Robin Williams) "C'mon, work with me. Work with me. More pout, less pose. That's OK, inside of you is a fashion model just waiting to throw up."
  • (Robin Williams) "His father's got one foot in the junkyard, and if they can't find new parts for him, he's only got a few miles left."
  • (Robin Williams) "Back off, back off. This guys has his own dreams that won't become true."
  • (Robin Williams) "I'm singing in the oil / I'm singing in the oil / After all that work and toil / I'm just slipping in the oil / I know where I've been sent / I'm covered in lubricant -- My life has been turned around. From now on, I'm a winner."
  • (Robin Williams) "Wait a minute; you can't do this to me. I'm alive."
  • (Robin Williams) "Help."
  • (Robin Williams) "Open the door. Open the door."
  • (Robin Williams) "Whoa. Close the doors. Close the doors."
  • (Robin Williams) "Stick with me, kid. I know this town like the back of my hand."
  • (Robin Williams) "Hey, that's new."
  • (Robin Williams) "I know this town like the back of my hand"
  • (Robin Williams) "hey thats new"
  • (Robin Williams) "Perfect. That'll be 50 bucks."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "For what?"
  • (Robin Williams) "A beautiful picture of your first moment in Robot City."
  • (Robin Williams) "There, I've captured your second moment. That's another 50 dollars."
  • (Robin Williams) "loving it. Loving looving it"
  • (Ewan McGregor) "I don't want my picture taken?"
  • (Robin Williams) "You don't"
  • (Ewan McGregor) "No"
  • (Robin Williams) "That's okay. Theres no film in the camera. Would you like to purchase a map of the stars homes"
  • (Robin Williams) "hey where did he go"
  • (Robin Williams) "Oh, it used to be a lot worse. They used to have this giant hammer --"
  • (Robin Williams) "Hey, they brought it back."
  • (Robin Williams) "My name used to be Bumper, but had to change it when we moved into the country."
  • (Robin Williams) "I tell ya, the things that fall off of me -- it's embarrassing."
  • (Robin Williams) "While at Robot City, guests of the Rusties; that' us; stay at Aunt Fanny's boarding house, where our motto is: "Beats rustin' outside.""
  • (Robin Williams) "You can bunk with me --"
  • (Robin Williams) "we'll ignore the gossip."
  • (Robin Williams) "You know, my last roommate jumped out THAT window."
  • (Robin Williams) "Big eyes. Big eyes. Give me big anime eyes."
  • (Robin Williams) "That's him. That's the guy. I would know that face. I know that face, and I know that foot."
  • (Robin Williams) "Psst. He's over there, moron."
  • (Robin Williams) "That's the perpetrator. He knocked my head off."
  • (Robin Williams) "Oh, no."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "What?"
  • (Robin Williams) "We're going off the track. We're going to crash. I don't want to die."
  • (Robin Williams) "I was just kidding. Put your head between your legs."
  • (Robin Williams) "I know that sounds bad, but I'm just doing musical arm farts. You know how to do those? They're hard to do because we're made of metal, but that's where the skill comes in."
  • (Tim the Gate Guard) "Uh, can I help you?"
  • (Robin Williams) "I think-a maybe you can. This is the Count Roderick von Broken Zipper. Formerly, Count Velkro. Where are the trumpets? We were promised trumpets to announce the Count's arrival. Beat me until you are happy."
  • (Robin Williams) "He's happy. And I'm not feeling to bad myself."
  • (Tim the Gate Guard) "Uh, you're not on the list."
  • (Robin Williams) "What? Once again."
  • (Robin Williams) "Fine. We will go. You will explain to your superiors why were not able to attend your little luau. But we are leaving in a huff."
  • (Tim the Gate Guard) "No, no. Go right in. In fact, would the Count like to hit me?"
  • (Robin Williams) "The Count hit you? The arrogance of some people. I shall hit you on his behalf."
  • (Tim the Gate Guard) "Thank you, your grace."
  • (Tim the Gate Guard) "Can I help you?"
  • (Robin Williams) "I think maybe you can. This is Count Roderick von Brokenzipper. Formerly known as Count Velcro. Where are the trumpets? We were promised trumpets to announce the Count's arrival. So sorry, your Grace. Beat me until you're happy."
  • (Robin Williams) "He's happy, and I'm not feeling too bad myself."
  • (Robin Williams) "I'm hurting me."

Drew Carey as Crank

  • (Drew Carey) "Never try, never fail. Those are the words I live by."
  • (Drew Carey) "Oh, man. This is my third oil change today. Something's wrong with me."

Ewan McGregor as Rodney Copperbottom

  • (Ewan McGregor) "This is our moment to shine, to show them what we're made of."
  • (Robin Williams) "In my case it's a rare metal called afraidium. It's yellow, tastes like chicken -- Buck-ah."
  • (Robin Williams) "Whoa. Didn't know I could do that."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "So, what are you guys doing today?"
  • (Robin Williams) "We're doing it."
  • (Amanda Bynes) "What about you?"
  • (Ewan McGregor) "Mr. Bigweld is missing and you're all just going to sit around and do nothing?"
  • (Robin Williams) "I think that's already been established."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "Mr. Bigweld, are you okay?"
  • (Mel Brooks) "I'm the prettiest girl at the Harvest Moon Ball."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "I'll take that as a no."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "When was the last time you got oiled?"
  • (Robin Williams) "Yeah, I can't really answer that in front of my kid sister."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "Something's wrong. There's some-some highly polished jerk sitting in Bigweld's chair."
  • (Tim the Gate Guard) "Yeah, and you're sitting on the sidewalk, magentized."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "Crank, the idol of millions is gone, and no one seems to care. There should be an angry mob out there."
  • (Robin Williams) "Wow. That was great, psychic friend. Now say, "Money should be falling from the sky.""
  • (Broken Arm Bot) "Hey, could you look at my arm?"
  • (Ewan McGregor) "Uh, nice grip."
  • (Broken Arm Bot) "Like iron."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "Hey Fender."
  • (Robin Williams) "Yeah Baby, let 'er rip."
  • (Drew Carey) "What are you guys, 3 years old? This is how a man does it."
  • (Amanda Bynes) "You guys are SO gross. Besides, this is how you do it."
  • (Jennifer Coolidge) "Hey kids, get a load of this --"
  • (Amanda Bynes) "Aunt Fanny, we were using our arms."
  • (Drew Carey) "Ugh, light a match."
  • (Lamppost) "Lady -- please -- see a doctor --"
  • (Ewan McGregor) "But you're Bigweld. You can fix anything."
  • (Mel Brooks) "I used to think so. To me the company was about making life better, but to Ratchet, it was making money that came first. I became old-fashioned, and outmode. Ratchet beat me, and he's gonna beat you."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "But --"
  • (Mel Brooks) "The world you're looking for no longer exists. You missed it. Find some other foolish dream."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "Who wants to get fixed?"
  • (Tim the Gate Guard) "Sorry, kid. Nobody gets in. Company rules."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "Company ru -- Then how do they hire new inventors?"
  • (Tim the Gate Guard) "They don't. Those days are over. You want my advice, mmm -- come back two years ago and the job is yours."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "Hey. You're Tim from the TV show."
  • (Tim the Gate Guard) "That's me."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "Well, hey, Tim. Who closed the gate? It's never supposed to be --"
  • (Tim the Gate Guard) "Yeah, okay. What do you want?"
  • (Ewan McGregor) "Huh? Oh. I'd like to see Mr. Bigweld. I'm an inventor."
  • (Tim the Gate Guard) "Oh. Why didn't you say so? Stand back."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "Thanks."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "What?"
  • (Tim the Gate Guard) "I gotcha. You see, 'cause you were all excited, and then boom."
  • (Tim the Gate Guard) "All right, I had my laugh. Go on in."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "What? Hey."
  • (Tim the Gate Guard) "Now that's funny. The second time. You really think I'm going to let you in. But I'm not."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "But I don't want my picture taken."
  • (Robin Williams) "You don't?"
  • (Ewan McGregor) "No."
  • (Robin Williams) "That's okay, there's no film in the camera."

Greg Kinnear as Ratchet

  • (Greg Kinnear) "Why be you when you can be new?"
  • (Greg Kinnear) "The lies I've told. The lives I've ruined. Wait -- this isn't helping me."
  • (Greg Kinnear) "This is gonna get greasy."
  • (Greg Kinnear) "Now, let's get back to the business of sucking every last penny out of Mr. and Mrs. Average Knucklehead."
  • (Greg Kinnear) "Take him for a drive. And bring me back his exact weight in paperclips."
  • (Greg Kinnear) "Now, Cappy, I want your department to push our new slogan. In fact, I'm moving you into the office right next to mine. We'll be working very, very closely together on this one. Won't that be fun?"
  • (Halle Berry) "Oodles."
  • (Greg Kinnear) "I'm as crazy as my mother."

Halle Berry as Cappy

  • (Halle Berry) "What do we do?"
  • (Ewan McGregor) "I don't know. This is a first for me."

Jennifer Coolidge as Aunt Fanny

  • (Jennifer Coolidge) "And what's your name?"
  • (Ewan McGregor) "I'm Rodney Bigbottom."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "No, I mean; I'm Rodney Copperbottom. Copperbottom."
  • (Jennifer Coolidge) "But fighting never solved anything."
  • (Mel Brooks) "Quitting's not so productive, either."
  • (Jennifer Coolidge) "Oh, what happened to your friend?"
  • (Robin Williams) "He got rear-ended."
  • (Jennifer Coolidge) "I used to have a figure like that."
  • (Jennifer Coolidge) "Say hello to my dimpled friend."

Mel Brooks as Bigweld

  • (Mel Brooks) "Kid, if you're going to fight, I'm going in with you."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "You -- you are?"
  • (Mel Brooks) "Hey, who's the dame with the sweet keister?"
  • (Ewan McGregor) "But why?"
  • (Mel Brooks) "I don't know. I'm a big guy, and I like women with a large --"
  • (Ewan McGregor) "No, no. Why are you going to help us?"
  • (Mel Brooks) "Oh. Because, I want to grow up to be like you."
  • (Mel Brooks) "See a need, fill a need."
  • (Mel Brooks) "You can shine no matter what you're made of."
  • (Mel Brooks) "This isn't what I was thinking at all."
  • (Mel Brooks) "Daaaisy -- Daaaaissy -- Giive mee yoour aaaanswer truuuue."
  • (Mel Brooks) "Who's the king of the beach?"
  • (Mel Brooks) "A device, a thing-a-ma-bob, a do-hickey?"

Amanda Bynes as Piper

  • (Amanda Bynes) "By the way, the name's Piper. Rhymes with viper. Hiss."
  • (Amanda Bynes) "Am I too late for the butt-whooping?"
  • (Drew Carey) "Actually your a bit early."
  • (Amanda Bynes) "Great."
  • (Amanda Bynes) "Did I miss the butt wuppin'?"
  • (Halle Berry) "No."
  • (Drew Carey) "Actually, you're a little early."

Stanley Tucci as Mr. Copperbottom

  • (Stanley Tucci) "He's got your moms eyes and my dads nose. I knew we were smart to save those parts."
  • (Stanley Tucci) "Honey?"
  • (Stanley Tucci) "What?"
  • (Stanley Tucci) "What's that extra piece?"
  • (Stanley Tucci) "Oh. Oh, no, they always put in an extra --"
  • (Stanley Tucci) "We did want a boy, right?"
  • (Stanley Tucci) "This won't hurt a bit, son."

Harland Williams as Lug

  • (Harland Williams) "Hey, Fender, have you lost weight?"
  • (Drew Carey) "Lost weight? Look at -- will you look at -- He's a head in a basket."
  • (Harland Williams) "I can never find pieces in my size."
  • (Harland Williams) "Ahhh -- that new upgrade smell --"

Natasha Lyonne as Loretta Geargrinder

  • (Natasha Lyonne) "Parts, man. I need parts."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "You don't look that --"
  • (Ewan McGregor) "-- bad?"

Jim Broadbent as Madame Gasket

  • (Jim Broadbent) "All right, break time"
  • (Jim Broadbent) "All right, break time's over."
  • (Jim Broadbent) "Someone is fixing them. And they're laughing at you, Ratchet."
  • (Greg Kinnear) "Who? And are you sure they aren't laughing with me?"
  • (Jim Broadbent) "Yes."
  • (Jim Broadbent) "Who are these losers?"
  • (Robin Williams) "We, sir --"
  • (Jim Broadbent) "I'm a woman."
  • (Drew Carey) "Ouch."
  • (Robin Williams) "We've come to rescue our friend, you evil bag of bolts, and you shall be defeated by the very outmodes that you scorn and detest."
  • (Drew Carey) "'Cause there's seven of us and only one of --"
  • (Robin Williams) "Let's see, there's seven of us and -- eight? Nine?"
  • (Drew Carey) "Did you count that one?"
  • (Robin Williams) "I think so. Will you all quit moving around? It's so frustrating. I think I counted one of you twice."

Dan Hedaya as Mr. Gunk

  • (Dan Hedaya) "Somebody scrape this crud off of me, and serve it to the customers."

Paula Abdul as Watch

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