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Roger Dodger (film) Quotes

Roger Dodger (film) is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Roger Dodger ended its run in 1970.

It features Dylan Kidd as producer, Craig Wedren in charge of musical score, and Joaquin Baca-Asay as head of cinematography.

Roger Dodger (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Roger Dodger (film) is 106 minutes long. Roger Dodger (film) is distributed by Artisan Entertainment.

The cast includes: Campbell Scott as Roger, Jesse Eisenberg as Nick, Elizabeth Berkley as Andrea, Isabella Rossellini as Joyce, and Ben Shenkman as Donovan.

Roger Dodger (film) Quotes

Campbell Scott as Roger

  • (Campbell Scott) "Remember, angle of incidence equals angle of reflectives. In other words, if you can see them, they can see you. So be alert."
  • (Campbell Scott) "I gotta get home, look for work. As we speak, consumers everywhere need reminding of just how fat and unattractive they are."
  • (Campbell Scott) "You can't sell a product without first making people feel bad."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Why not?"
  • (Campbell Scott) "Because it's a substitution game. You have to remind them that they're missing something from their lives. Everyone's missing something, right?"
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "I guess."
  • (Campbell Scott) "Trust me. And when they're feeling sufficiently incomplete, you convince them your product is the only thing that can fill the void. So instead of taking steps to deal with their lives, instead of working to root out the real reason for their misery, they go out and buy a stupid looking pair of cargo pants."
  • (Campbell Scott) "Girls -- Young women --"
  • (Campbell Scott) "In ten years, you won't even remember what this place looks like. Trust me."
  • (Campbell Scott) "I could tell you that what you think of as your personality is nothing but a collection of Vanity Fair articles. I could tell you your choice of sexual partners this evening was decided months ago by some account executive at Young & Rubicam. I could tell you that given a week to study your father and the ways in which he ignores you I could come up with a schtick you'd be helpless to resist. Helpless."
  • (Campbell Scott) "Sex is everywhere."
  • (Campbell Scott) "That's just spastic enough to be charming."
  • (Campbell Scott) "You drink that drink. Alcohol has been a social lubricant for thousands of years. What do you think, you're going to sit here tonight and reinvent the wheel?"
  • (Campbell Scott) "Natural selection, now that is a principle of nature, selection, something has to lose, something has to be defeated in order for something else to be selected"
  • (Campbell Scott) "If you feel compelled to contribute to the pathetic, heartbreaking predictability of it all, by all means --"
  • (Campbell Scott) "Have you met my nephew? His name is Jesus."
  • (Campbell Scott) "Do you think women have a clue what goes on up here? What do they think, it's all stock quotes, drill bit sizes? They don't know s***. Let's keep it that way."

Ben Shenkman as Donovan

  • (Ben Shenkman) "What am I looking at here? This is, like -- '90s adorable normal guy."

Elizabeth Berkley as Andrea

  • (Elizabeth Berkley) "We need more men like you."

Isabella Rossellini as Joyce

  • (Isabella Rossellini) "Clitorissimo."

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