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Romanoff and Juliet (film) Quotes

Romanoff and Juliet (film) is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Romanoff and Juliet ended its run in 1970.

It features Walter A. Thompson as producer, Mario Nascimbene in charge of musical score, and Robert Krasker as head of cinematography.

Romanoff and Juliet (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Romanoff and Juliet (film) is 103 minutes long. Romanoff and Juliet (film) is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Peter Ustinov as The General, John Phillips as Hooper Moulsworth, Peter Jones as Otto, Sandra Dee as Juliet Moulsworth, and John Gavin as Igor Romanoff.

Romanoff and Juliet (film) Quotes

Peter Ustinov as The General

  • (Peter Ustinov) "He deserves a decoration."
  • (Peter Jones) "He deserves to have his backside decorated."
  • (Peter Ustinov) "So what are you doing here, Miss Juliet?"
  • (Sandra Dee) "I'm joining my parents during the University vacation."
  • (Peter Ustinov) "Oh."
  • (Sandra Dee) "Here's my ticket."
  • (Joseph the Pilot) "You mean you paid for this trip?"
  • (Peter Ustinov) "Otto, my gloves please. The pair without the holes in them."
  • (Peter Jones) "Both pairs have holes in them."
  • (Peter Ustinov) "In that case, either pair will do."
  • (Peter Ustinov) "We'll send you to the Mauve Friars. They neither stand nor sit. They walk about on their knees."
  • (Peter Ustinov) "It is impossible to laugh excessively at my jokes."
  • (Peter Ustinov) "Otto, for many centuries now, we have survived by paying each other in bad money. Once all money is bad, it's as good as good money."
  • (Peter Ustinov) "In view of the fact that in our opinion, the amendment to the amendment of the amendment of the draft resolution is incomprehensible, my delegation regretfully abstains."
  • (Peter Ustinov) "Incidentally, you know, they know you know they know you know; code."
  • (John Phillips) "What? Are you sure?"
  • (Peter Ustinov) "I'm positive, because I've been talking, you know --"
  • (John Phillips) "Thank you. Thank you. I shan't forget this."
  • (Peter Ustinov) "YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T KNOW?"
  • (John Phillips) "NO."
  • (Peter Ustinov) "Our weapon will be laughter; and our cause, love."
  • (Peter Ustinov) "To the airport as quickly as possible. We've got to get out of here before the Americans have time to offer us aid."
  • (Peter Ustinov) "The important thing in diplomacy is to have a door that will lock, even if there is nothing behind it."
  • (Unnamed) "Where is Concordia?"
  • (Peter Ustinov) "Why should I tell you? The reason it still survives may be because no one can find it."

John Phillips as Hooper Moulsworth

  • (John Phillips) "Why, a child could understand it."
  • (Peter Ustinov) "Alas, I'm no longer a child."

John Gavin as Igor Romanoff

  • (John Gavin) "I am an officer, sir. I am incapable of cowardice."
  • (Peter Ustinov) "Believe it or not, sir, I am an officer myself. I am incapable of almost everything."

Peter Jones as Otto

  • (Peter Jones) "You may say you didn't understand the motion, but that never stopped a real statesman from voting."
  • (Peter Jones) "Refuse aid? But you know how poor our people are. Our entire wealth is composed of liquor, a few Japanese cameras, and a library of forbidden books confiscated by the customs. Our entire income is derived from deliberately printing stamps with defects in them. And by now, even the philatelists are growing suspicious."

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