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Romy and Michele's High School Reunion Quotes

Romy and Michele's High School Reunion is a television program that first aired in 1970 . Romy and Michele's High School Reunion ended in 1970.

It features Laurence Mark as producer, Steve Bartek in charge of musical score, and Reynaldo Villalobos as head of cinematography.

Romy and Michele's High School Reunion is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Romy and Michele's High School Reunion is 92 minutes long. Romy and Michele's High School Reunion is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Vincent Ventresca as Christie, Lisa Kudrow as Michele, Mira Sorvino as Romy, Mia Cottet as Cheryl, Kristin Bauer van Straten as Kelly, Elaine Hendrix as Lisa Luder, Janeane Garofalo as Heather, Vincent Ventresca as Billy Christiansen, Lisa Kudrow as Michelle, Jacob Vargas as Ramon, and Camryn Manheim as Toby Walters.

Romy and Michele's High School Reunion Quotes

Jacob Vargas as Ramon

  • (Jacob Vargas) "You have to say something nice about my penis."
  • (Mira Sorvino) "Oh, Ramon. Your penis is so powerful. I'm coming. Okay, thanks, get off me now."

Mira Sorvino as Romy

  • (Mira Sorvino) "The reunion is less than two weeks away. I just can't believe that you turned down a job."
  • (Lisa Kudrow) "Well, I thought the whole point of going to the reunion was to impress people. I mean, how am I gonna impress ANYBODY by selling ban-lon smocks at Bargain Mart?"
  • (Mira Sorvino) "Heather, um, has anyone ever told you that smoking can kill you?"
  • (Janeane Garofalo) "No. No one. Thank you."
  • (Mira Sorvino) "Hi, my name's Romy and I'm an alcoholic."
  • (Unnamed) "Hi Romy."
  • (Mira Sorvino) "Hey."
  • (Mira Sorvino) "Aw, look, poor thing; they won't let her shop. Yeah; like those salesgirls in Beverly Hills aren't bigger whores than she is."
  • (Mira Sorvino) "Have a "Romy and Michele" day."
  • (Mira Sorvino) "Yeah, Ramon. That'll happen."
  • (Mira Sorvino) "Well we definitely weren't in the A group, but you know, we weren't really in the B group either."
  • (Lisa Kudrow) "Oh my god. We weren't in the C group were we?"
  • (Mira Sorvino) "Oh god no, that was, like, all the losers and honor students, like Sandy Frink and Heather Mooney."
  • (Lisa Kudrow) "So, Romy, what group WERE we in?"
  • (Mira Sorvino) "Well, we weren't really in a group, we were more like loners. Oh look. There we are."
  • (Lisa Kudrow) "Yeah, and alone."
  • (Mira Sorvino) "Do you have some sort of business woman special?"
  • (Truck Stop Waitress) "Come again?"
  • (Mira Sorvino) "Well, were business women."
  • (Lisa Kudrow) "From LA."
  • (Mira Sorvino) "And you know how some places have like a lunch special?"
  • (Lisa Kudrow) "For business women --"
  • (Truck Stop Waitress) "We don't have anything like that."
  • (Mira Sorvino) "Ok we'll take 2 burgers, fries, and medium cokes cause were in a hurry."
  • (Lisa Kudrow) "We're due in Tucson later -- some business thing, you know."
  • (Truck Stop Waitress) "What kind of business you all in?"
  • (Mira Sorvino) "Michele? Now that I'm looking at this, our lives don't seem as impressive as I thought."
  • (Lisa Kudrow) "They don't?"
  • (Mira Sorvino) "Well, do you think it's impressive that we're still single, and we've been living together for ten years, and I'm a cashier and you're unemployed?"
  • (Lisa Kudrow) "Not super-impressive."
  • (Mira Sorvino) "Then, what's the point of going if we're not going to impress people?"
  • (Mira Sorvino) "I've been killing myself for eight days and I gained a pound."
  • (Lisa Kudrow) "That's impossible. Did you deduct sixteen pounds for your shoes?"
  • (Mira Sorvino) "Hey, if anyone needs to make a call, I've got a phone."
  • (Mira Sorvino) "Well, anyways, are you going?"
  • (Janeane Garofalo) "I'd rather put this out in my ass."
  • (Mira Sorvino) "Isn't it weird when you're not friends with your friends anymore? I mean, Michele and I just fell out of touch about two hours ago."
  • (Mira Sorvino) "You have absolutely no proof that you're cuter."
  • (Lisa Kudrow) "Oh, proof. You want proof? Ok, fine. Who lost their virginity first?"
  • (Mira Sorvino) "Oh, big wow, with your cousin Barry. I wouldn't brag about it."
  • (Mira Sorvino) "Heather? Heather Mooney? From Sagebrush High in Tuscon?"
  • (Janeane Garofalo) "Yeah?"
  • (Mira Sorvino) "It's Romy. Romy White."
  • (Janeane Garofalo) "You're s***tin' me."
  • (Mira Sorvino) "No. This is so weird; I didn't know you were living in L.A."
  • (Janeane Garofalo) "Well, now that you know, will we be getting together a lot?"

Janeane Garofalo as Heather

  • (Janeane Garofalo) "Wow, all that time you guys were making my life hell, the A group was doing the same thing to you. I had no idea."
  • (Lisa Kudrow) "You know? I bet in high school, everybody made somebody's life hell."
  • (Janeane Garofalo) "Nope, sorry, never had the opportunity."
  • (Lisa Kudrow) "I bet that's not true --"
  • (Janeane Garofalo) "You think?"
  • (Lisa Kudrow) "Oh, yeah, you were really unpleasant."
  • (Janeane Garofalo) "Why don't you tell everyone I said to go f*** themselves for making my teen years a living hell?"
  • (Janeane Garofalo) "Uh, he's not here. I already asked Toby Dumbf***."
  • (Janeane Garofalo) "This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy."
  • (Lisa Kudrow) "OK, I don't even know what you're talking about cause of those words, but come here."
  • (Janeane Garofalo) "What a waste of a tank of gas."
  • (Janeane Garofalo) "Okay. What the hell. What is your name?"
  • (Cowboy) "Clarence."
  • (Janeane Garofalo) "I like your hat, Clarence. Pick up the pace."
  • (Janeane Garofalo) "OK cowboy, I don't know what your trip is, but if this is some kind of a sick game -- If you f*** with me, in any way, I will rip each and every appendage from your body, starting with your dick. Capice?"
  • (Janeane Garofalo) "Do you live with Michele Weinberger?"
  • (Mira Sorvino) "Yeah."
  • (Janeane Garofalo) "I just figured she'd be married to Sandy by now."
  • (Mira Sorvino) "Sandy Frink?"
  • (Janeane Garofalo) "Yes, Sandy Frink. He could barely contain his erection every time she walked by. Why do you think he always carried around that huge notebook?"
  • (Mira Sorvino) "The Frink-a-zoid and Michele -- I'm sure. Besides, didn't you have a thing for Sandy in high school?"
  • (Janeane Garofalo) "I did not have a THING. I did not have a thing, I did NOT have a THING. I was VERY much in love with him. VERY much in love and there's a difference."
  • (Janeane Garofalo) "There's a difference."
  • (Janeane Garofalo) "There's a difference. I have to go now."
  • (Janeane Garofalo) "Twice the taste in half the time for the gal on the go."

Lisa Kudrow as Michele

  • (Lisa Kudrow) "You know, you really shouldn't let people fill out applications if you don't want them to actually try to get a job here. No, no, that's all I have to say."
  • (Lisa Kudrow) "Ow. That hurt. But it looked really good."
  • (Lisa Kudrow) "Like that one chip is gonna make a difference -- wasn't even a whole chip."
  • (Lisa Kudrow) "You look so good with blond hair and black roots its like not even funny."
  • (Lisa Kudrow) "I'm the Mary, and you're the Rhoda."
  • (Mira Sorvino) "YOU'RE the Rhoda, you're the Jewish one."
  • (Creepy Manager) "You also get a 5% employee discount, over and above our everyday low prices."
  • (Creepy Manager) "I got this tie for a dollar."
  • (Lisa Kudrow) "You paid a whole dollar for that?"
  • (Lisa Kudrow) "Did you lose weight?"
  • (Mira Sorvino) "Actually, I have been trying this new fat free diet I invented. All I've had to eat for the past six days are gummy bears, jelly beans, and candy corns."
  • (Lisa Kudrow) "God, I wish I had your discipline."
  • (Lisa Kudrow) "You know, even though we've watched Pretty Woman like thirty-six times, I never get tired of making fun of it."
  • (Lisa Kudrow) "Hey Romy, remember Mrs. Divitz's class, there was like always a word problem. Like, there's a guy in a rowboat going X miles, and the current is going like, you know, some other miles, and how long does it take him to get to town? It's like, 'Who cares? Who wants to go to town with a guy who drives a rowboat?"
  • (Lisa Kudrow) "Oh my God, you did it."
  • (Mira Sorvino) "Yeah, I did."
  • (Lisa Kudrow) "What did you have to do?"
  • (Mira Sorvino) "I had to give everyone in the service department hand jobs."
  • (Lisa Kudrow) "Well, while you were doing that, I made us a tape of all the nostalgic songs from high school to get us in the mood."
  • (Mira Sorvino) "Michele?"
  • (Lisa Kudrow) "What?"
  • (Mira Sorvino) "Do you really think I would do that? For a car? Just get in."
  • (Lisa Kudrow) "O.K."
  • (Lisa Kudrow) "Billy, honey. Tell your mommy that Michelle Wienberger is on the phone."
  • (Mira Sorvino) "No. Not Until you admit that I'm the Mary, and you're the Rhoda."
  • (Lisa Kudrow) "I'm the Mary. You're a pasty hag on your death bed."
  • (Lisa Kudrow) "I'd like to go -- away."
  • (Lisa Kudrow) "To me, fashion is just like -- everything."
  • (Lisa Kudrow) "By the way -- Hi. That blouse looks great on you."
  • (Irate Customer) "Thank you."
  • (Lisa Kudrow) "And see? I have this really believable way of telling people they look really good, even though I'm just, you know --"
  • (Lisa Kudrow) "."
  • (Lisa Kudrow) "I think she heard me."
  • (Creepy Manager) "You also get a 5% employee discount over and above our everyday low prices."
  • (Creepy Manager) "I got this tie for a dollar."
  • (Lisa Kudrow) "You paid a whole dollar for that?"
  • (Lisa Kudrow) "You paid a whole dollar for that?"
  • (Lisa Kudrow) "Well, my first choice was to work at a boutique on Rodeo Drive, but this would be okay."
  • (Lisa Kudrow) "Let's fold scarves."
  • (Lisa Kudrow) "You know, even though I had to wear that stupid back brace and you were kind of fat, we were still totally cutting edge."
  • (Lisa Kudrow) "Sandy Frink has a helicopter?"
  • (Mira Sorvino) "Yeah, apparently he's worth millions. He invented some kind of rubber."
  • (Lisa Kudrow) "Like for condoms?"
  • (Lisa Kudrow) "For me, it's like I've just given birth to my own baby girl, except she's like a big giant girl who smokes and says "s***" a lot. You know?"

Camryn Manheim as Toby Walters

  • (Camryn Manheim) "Since you never got around to it in high school, I was wondering if you would sign my yearbook. And please don't tell me to f*** off, because it really hurts my feelings."
  • (Janeane Garofalo) "I hurt your feelings?"
  • (Camryn Manheim) "Yeah, all the time."
  • (Janeane Garofalo) "Tremendous. That's tremendous. Go get your stupid yearbook, I would be happy to sign it."

Vincent Ventresca as Christie

  • (Vincent Ventresca) "Thanks a lot Romy."
  • (Mira Sorvino) "What?"
  • (Vincent Ventresca) "Thanks for stealing my boyfriend."
  • (Mira Sorvino) "What are you talking about?"
  • (Vincent Ventresca) "Billy just broke up with me. Apparently he's had a crush on you since Mr. Roswell's class and now that he knows that you like him, he doesn't want to pretend with me anymore. My life was perfect and you ruined it. Oh."
  • (Mira Sorvino) "I swear to God Christy, I didn't even think he'd dance with me."
  • (Lisa Kudrow) "Wow, she is really P.O.'d. This is so cool."
  • (Mira Sorvino) "I know. It's like I had this dream where Billy was like in love with me, and he was in a wheelchair, but still, it's like it's coming true."
  • (Vincent Ventresca) "Wanna get a room?"
  • (Mira Sorvino) "But you're married."
  • (Vincent Ventresca) "To Christie."
  • (Mira Sorvino) "Yeah, but you have children, and you're a successful real estate developer."
  • (Vincent Ventresca) "I do dry wall for her old man's construction company, and you know this new kid, don't even know if he's mine. So, how about that room?"
  • (Mira Sorvino) "Okay. Why don't you get that room? Why don't you wash your face and take off all your clothes? And, I'll be there in five minutes."
  • (Vincent Ventresca) "All right. Your fantasy is going to come true tonight. See you later."
  • (Lisa Kudrow) "Bye."
  • (Mira Sorvino) "Now he's going to see what it feels like to wait."
  • (Lisa Kudrow) "Such a good one."
  • (Vincent Ventresca) "So, Mi-chelle. What are you up to?"
  • (Lisa Kudrow) "Oh, okay. Um, I invented Post-Its."
  • (Vincent Ventresca) "No offense, Michele, but how in the world did you think of Post-Its?"
  • (Lisa Kudrow) "Uh --"
  • (Mira Sorvino) "And I thought of them completely by myself. I mean, all Michele did was say: "What about making them yellow?""
  • (Lisa Kudrow) "Actually I invented a special kind of glue."
  • (Vincent Ventresca) "Oh really? Well then I'm sure you wouldn't mind giving us a detailed account of exactly how you concocted this miracle glue, would you?"
  • (Lisa Kudrow) "No. Um, well, ordinarily when you make glue first you need to thermoset your resin and then after it cools you have to mix in an epoxide, which is really just a fancy-schmancy name for any simple oxygenated adhesive, right? And then I thought maybe, just maybe, you could raise the viscosity by adding a complex glucose derivative during the emulsification process and it turns out I was right."
  • (Vincent Ventresca) "Sandy, hi. You look so rich. I mean, great."
  • (Vincent Ventresca) "Oh; it's the back-brace girl."
  • (Unnamed) "Hi, back-brace girl."

Mia Cottet as Cheryl

  • (Mia Cottet) "I don't believe it."
  • (Vincent Ventresca) "What?"
  • (Mia Cottet) "THAT."
  • (Kristin Bauer van Straten) "They're back."
  • (Vincent Ventresca) "Nice outfits. Post-it's must be really lucrative."
  • (Lisa Kudrow) "Romy, are you sure you wanna do this?"
  • (Mira Sorvino) "Oh yeah, Michele. I am SO sure."
  • (Mira Sorvino) "What the hell is your problem, Christie? Why the hell are you always such a nasty bitch? I mean, okay, so Michele and I did make up some stupid lie. We only did it because we wanted you to treat us like human beings. But you know what I realized? I don't care if you like us, 'cause we don't like you. You're a bad person with an ugly heart, and we don't give a flying f*** what you think."
  • (Mira Sorvino) "Come on Michele."
  • (Lisa Kudrow) "Okay, and -- YEAH."
  • (Vincent Ventresca) "Unbelievable. They're as deluded about their lives as they are about those HIDEOUS clothes"
  • (Elaine Hendrix) "Actually Christie. They have nice lines. A fun, frisky use of color. All and all, I'd have to say they're really -- NOT BAD."
  • (Vincent Ventresca) "Well, WE still think they're ridiculous. Don't we girls?"
  • (Elaine Hendrix) "Why don't you just let them think for themselves for once?"
  • (Vincent Ventresca) "You're just jealous. Because unlike a certain ball-busting dried up career woman, I might mention, we're all HAPPILY MARRIED."
  • (Elaine Hendrix) "That's right, Christie. Keep telling yourself that."

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