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Rosemary's Baby (30 Rock) Quotes

Rosemary's Baby (30 Rock) is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . Rosemary's Baby ended in 1970.

Rosemary's Baby (30 Rock) Quotes

  • (Jack) "Where do you invest your money, Liz?"
  • (Liz Lemon) "I have, like, twelve grand in checking --"
  • (Jack) "Are you an immigrant?"
  • (Jack) "Fire her. And don't ever make me talk to a woman that old again."
  • (Tracy Jordan) "Tracy Jordan: I don't need the therapy. I'm just mentally ill."
  • (Tracy Jordan) "Who's crazier? Me or Ann Curry?"
  • (Jack) "Lady, just because I'm an ignorant black man and you paid me a nickel to bust up your chifforobe, doesn't give you the right to call me ridiculous just 'cause I'm proud of my son."
  • (Jack) "Never go with a hippie to a second location."
  • (Rosemary) "Help me Liz Lemon. You're my only hope."
  • (Liz Lemon) "Alright, I need my job back but this is not crawling, this is proud begging like those kids that dance on the subway."
  • (Jack) "Of course you can have your job back, Lemon."
  • (Liz Lemon) "Oh thank god. It was terrible. I went to her apartment. I don't think she has a toilet. I saw my future, Jack."
  • (Jack) "Never go with a hippie to a second location."
  • (Liz Lemon) "I can't end up like that. I have gotta make money and save it. And I have to do that thing that rich people do where they turn money into more money. Can you teach me how to do that?"
  • (Jack) "With my eyes closed."
  • (Liz Lemon) "Oh good, because I want to send Rosemary $400 a month for -- forever."
  • (Jack) "You should, that woman is unemployable."
  • (Liz Lemon) "Rosemary said that women become obsolete in this business when there's no one left that wants to see them naked."
  • (Jack) "You make enough money, you can pay people to look at you naked."
  • (Jack) "To the future, Lemon. Oh, and by the way, GE has a problem with the dog penis sketch."
  • (Liz Lemon) "I'll change it."
  • (Liz Lemon) "Hey, what about cat penises?"
  • (Liz Lemon) "Is that guy carrying a gun?"
  • (Rosemary) "Yeah, but don't worry, he's not a cop."
  • (Tracy's Father) "Tracy, don't stare directly at the sun. It'll make you crazy."
  • (Tracy Jordan) "You're not my dad."

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