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Rules of Acquisition (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) Quotes

Rules of Acquisition (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Rules of Acquisition ended its run in 1970.

It features Dennis McCarthy (composer) in charge of musical score.

Rules of Acquisition (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) Quotes

  • (Zek) "Let me remind you that taking business advice from a female is a violation of Ferengi law."
  • (Quark) "I didn't know she was a female."
  • (Zek) "Stupidity is no excuse. Now one more word out of you, and you are going to share her cell."
  • (Quark) "Then you better make sure that it's big enough for three."
  • (Zek) "Are you threatening me?"
  • (Quark) "I wonder what your associates will say when I tell them you allowed a female to represent you in a business negotiation."
  • (Zek) "I didn't know she was a female."
  • (Quark) "Stupidity is no excuse."
  • (Pel) "Maybe it's some planetary alliance or trading consortium."
  • (Quark) "Whatever it is, it's important, and I want a piece of it."
  • (Pel) "A wise man can hear profit in the wind."
  • (Zek) "Most of my information consists of little more than hints and whispers, but it's enough to convince me that whoever learns the secret of the Dominion, whatever that may be, will learn the secret of the Gamma Quadrant."
  • (Lieutenant Jadzia Dax) "She came by to see me before she left. I'm gonna miss her. So are you."
  • (Quark) "Do you really think I'd let anyone come between us?"
  • (Lieutenant Jadzia Dax) "Nice try, Quark. But I know you better than that."
  • (Pel) "Tell us, Zyree, what is this place?"
  • (Zyree) "This, this is where opportunities are made."
  • (Quark) "Really? I thought it was some kind of party."
  • (Zyree) "Then you thought wrong. This is all about profit, and like the Ferengi, the Dosi are very serious when it comes to profit."
  • (Zyree) "Very serious --"
  • (Quark) "Never place friendship above profit."
  • (Pel) "The riskier the road, the greater the profit."
  • (Pel) "Where're you going?"
  • (Quark) "To get serious about profit."
  • (Pel) "This is not about profit anymore, it's about love."
  • (Quark) "Spoken like a true female."
  • (Quark) "Free advice is seldom cheap."
  • (Rom) "Does this mean I don't get the bar?"
  • (Major Kira) "The Ferengi reputation speaks for itself."
  • (Zek) "A reputation for honesty and decency and reliability. You always know what to expect when you do business with the Ferengi."
  • (Major Kira) "Which is why, if you're smart, you don't do business with the Ferengi."
  • (Quark) "When it comes to business, my brother has the weak little lobes of a female."
  • (Pel) "It never hurts to suck up to the boss."

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