Rumor Has It (film) Quotes

Rumor Has It (film) is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Rumor Has It completed its run in 1970.

It features Ben Cosgrove as producer, Marc Shaiman in charge of musical score, and Peter Deming as head of cinematography.

Rumor Has It (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Rumor Has It (film) is 96 minutes long. Rumor Has It (film) is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Jennifer Aniston as Sarah, Kevin Costner as Beau Burroughs, Mena Suvari as Annie, Kathy Bates as Aunt Mitzi, Shirley MacLaine as Katharine, Mark Ruffalo as Jeff, Shirley MacLaine as Katherine, Richard Jenkins as Earl, and Mike Vogel as Blake Burroughs.

Rumor Has It (film) Quotes

Kathy Bates as Aunt Mitzi

• (Kathy Bates) "All women become like their mothers; that is their tragedy. No man does; that's his."

• (Kathy Bates) "Bloody Mary is the girl I love, bum bum bum, bloody Mary is the girl I love"

Shirley MacLaine as Katherine

• (Shirley MacLaine) "Am I the only sane one here?"

• (Shirley MacLaine) "He's a horny old bastard."

• (Shirley MacLaine) "Life is short, but marriage is long -- so drink up, and it will make it go a hell of a lot faster."

• (Shirley MacLaine) "You don't look like a lawyer --"
• (Mark Ruffalo) "You don't look like a Grandma."
• (Shirley MacLaine) "You ARE a lawyer. Full of s***."

• (Shirley MacLaine) "Jeff --"
• (Mark Ruffalo) "Yeah?"
• (Shirley MacLaine) "Go play with your dick."

• (Shirley MacLaine) "Come on in, I'll put on a pot of Bourbon."

Jennifer Aniston as Sarah

• (Jennifer Aniston) "If you're gonna marry someone you might as well marry your best friend."

• (Jennifer Aniston) "My sister -- she bounces."

• (Jennifer Aniston) "This isn't The Graduate, this is Deliverance."

• (Jennifer Aniston) "I said knock three times."
• (Mark Ruffalo) "Do you want me to go back out and do it again?"

• (Jennifer Aniston) "I'm not afraid of flying. I love flying. It's crashing I hate. Hate crashing."

• (Jennifer Aniston) "I didn't come here to tell you that I can't live without you. I can live without you. I just don't want to."

• (Jennifer Aniston) "Am I over-thinking this?"
• (Mark Ruffalo) "You're not under-thinking it."

Mark Ruffalo as Jeff

• (Mark Ruffalo) "So you're gonna just walk up to him and ask him point-blank?"
• (Jennifer Aniston) "Well, I guess I could walk in and yell "Hey, Dad", and see if he turns around."

• (Mark Ruffalo) "You know, I never told you this, but they based a movie on my family. Seriously. Titanic. They changed it a little. There's not boat, nothing sank. But I did pose naked for a portrait once."

• (Mark Ruffalo) "If we have a daughter, Beau Burroughs doesn't come within a thousend miles of her."
• (Jennifer Aniston) "It stops with me."

Mena Suvari as Annie

• (Mena Suvari) "I'm the most screwed-up person in the world."
• (Jennifer Aniston) "You're not even the most screwed-up person in this room."

• (Mena Suvari) "Scared? Of What? If I was scared, why would I be getting married?"

Richard Jenkins as Earl

• (Richard Jenkins) "There's an old saying: "Nobody comes from Los Angeles. Everybody comes to Los Angeles." But if you do come from Los Angeles, then chances are you come from Pasadena."

Mike Vogel as Blake Burroughs

• (Mike Vogel) "Wanna have sex?"
• (Jennifer Aniston) "Excuse me?"
• (Mike Vogel) "No -- I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I just, I was looking for my father, this is supposed to be his table but I don't see him anywhere. So, if he comes by, tell him Blake was here for me, would ya?"
• (Jennifer Aniston) "Who is your dad?"
• (Mike Vogel) "Beau Burroughs."

Kevin Costner as Beau Burroughs

• (Kevin Costner) "Life has to be a little nuts sometimes. Otherwise it's just a bunch of Thursdays strung together."

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