Runaway Bride (film) Quotes

Runaway Bride (film) is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . Runaway Bride completed its run in 1970.

It features Ted Field as producer, James Newton Howard in charge of musical score, and Stuart Dryburgh as head of cinematography.

Runaway Bride (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Runaway Bride (film) is 116 minutes long. Runaway Bride (film) is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Rita Wilson as Ike Graham, Julia Roberts as Maggie Carpenter, Rita Wilson as Ellie, Héctor Elizondo as Fisher, Jean Schertler as Grandma, Donal Logue as Priest Brian, Paul Dooley as Walter Carpenter, Yul Vazquez as Dead Head Gill, Joan Cusack as Peggy, and Kathleen Marshall as Cousin Cindy.

Runaway Bride (film) Quotes

Julia Roberts as Maggie Carpenter

• (Julia Roberts) "Who makes these things?"
• (Joan Cusack) "Calm down. The veil is not attacking you."

• (Julia Roberts) "Always a bride, never a bridesmaid."

• (Julia Roberts) "I wanted to tell you why I run; sometimes ride; away from things."
• (Rita Wilson) "Does it matter?"
• (Julia Roberts) "I think so."
• (Julia Roberts) "When I was walking down the aisle, I was walking toward somebody who didn't have any idea who I really was. And it was only half the other person's fault, because I had done everything to convince him that I was exactly what he wanted. So it was good that I didn't go through with it because it would have been a lie. But you; you knew the real me."
• (Rita Wilson) "Yes, I did."
• (Julia Roberts) "I didn't. And you being the one at the end of the aisle didn't just fix that."

• (Julia Roberts) "I love you, Homer Eisenhower Graham. Will you marry me?"
• (Rita Wilson) "I -- I've got to think about this a little bit."
• (Julia Roberts) "Good. I was hoping you'd say that."
• (Rita Wilson) "You were not."
• (Julia Roberts) "I was, because if you said "yes" right away, then I wouldn't get to say this next part, and I've been practicing."
• (Julia Roberts) "Ready?"
• (Rita Wilson) "I'm listening."
• (Julia Roberts) "I guarantee there'll be tough times. I guarantee that at some point, one or both of us is going to want get out. But I also guarantee --"
• (Julia Roberts) "-- that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life. Because I know in my heart -- you're the only one for me."

• (Julia Roberts) "You're a cynical, exploitive, mean-hearted creep who wouldn't know real love if it bit him in the armpit."

• (Julia Roberts) "Do you think I flirt with Cory?"
• (Joan Cusack) "Good morning to you, too. You look good."
• (Julia Roberts) "Thank you. Do you think I flirt with Cory?"
• (Joan Cusack) "Yes."
• (Julia Roberts) "I don't mean it."
• (Joan Cusack) "I know. I think sometimes you just sort of spaz-out with random excess flirtation energy and it just lands on anything male that moves."
• (Julia Roberts) "On anything male that moves? As opposed to anything male that doesn't move?"
• (Joan Cusack) "Like certain kinds of coral."

• (Julia Roberts) "Is there one 'right' person for everyone?"
• (Rita Wilson) "No, but I think attraction is mistaken for rightness."

• (Julia Roberts) "Hello Ike."
• (Rita Wilson) "Don't tell me, my doorman is one of your many admirers."
• (Julia Roberts) "I'm making friends with your cat. Is it okay that I'm here?"
• (Rita Wilson) "I don't have much choice in the matter, do I? But, I can't speak for Italics."
• (Rita Wilson) "Traitor."

• (Julia Roberts) "Bless me Father for I have sinned. My last confession was -- well. Anyway, I have sorta a technical question. I've been having bad thoughts, really bad thoughts."
• (Donal Logue) "Of an impure nature?"
• (Julia Roberts) "No, No, I want to destroy this man's life, career everything. I want revenge. Now on a sins scale how bad is that? Can I Hail Mary my way out of that?"

• (Julia Roberts) "A girl can't get married in flannel."

• (Julia Roberts) "Benedict."
• (Rita Wilson) "Arnold."
• (Julia Roberts) "I love Eggs Benedict, I hate every other kind. I hate big weddings with everybody staring. I'd like to get married on a weekday while everybody's at work. And when I ride off into the sunset, I want my own horse."
• (Rita Wilson) "Should I be writing this down?"

• (Julia Roberts) "I am profoundly and irreversibly screwed up."

• (Julia Roberts) ""How does she get all those guys to propose? She's not even that beautiful." Bite me, paper boy."

Rita Wilson as Ike Graham

• (Rita Wilson) "A toast to uh to Maggie's family and friends. May you find yourselves the bulls-eye of an easy target. May you be publicly flogged for all of your bad choices. And may your noses be rubbed in all of your mistakes."

• (Rita Wilson) "SHAZAM. I think I'm in Mayberry."

• (Coach Bob Kelly) "If you were imagining me, you did great."
• (Coach Bob Kelly) "What the hell were YOU doing?"
• (Rita Wilson) "I'm sorry, Bob. She kissed me back."
• (Julia Roberts) "I kissed him back."
• (Coach Bob Kelly) "Yeah, I caught that. Want to tell me how long this has been going on?"
• (Julia Roberts) "About a minute?"
• (Rita Wilson) "A little longer for me."
• (Julia Roberts) "Really?"
• (Coach Bob Kelly) "What do you expect me to say to this?"
• (Rita Wilson) "How about; "I hope you'll be very happy together"?"
• (Coach Bob Kelly) "I hope you'll be very happy together."

• (Rita Wilson) "You sell wedding dresses, right?"
• (Mrs. Whittenmeyer) "Yes, I've been selling wedding gowns for thirty-five years."
• (Rita Wilson) "Wonderful. Because we are here to buy one. But not just any one."
• (Rita Wilson) "She wants "that" one."
• (Mrs. Whittenmeyer) "It's a thousand dollars."
• (Rita Wilson) "Listen, Aunt Bea. Conversation has never worked for me, let's try "visual.""
• (Rita Wilson) "We're buying the dress. And anything else she wants."

• (Rita Wilson) "Look, I guarantee there'll be tough times. I guarantee that at some point, one or both of us is gonna want to get out of this thing. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life, because I know, in my heart, you're the only one for me."

• (Rita Wilson) "Where is she going?"
• (Héctor Elizondo) "I don't know, but she'll be there by 10:30 tomorrow."

• (Rita Wilson) "Hey, don't knock drunks in bars. It means they're not out driving."

• (Rita Wilson) "Hi, leave a message after the beep. If you want to send me a fax, then buy me a fax machine."

Joan Cusack as Peggy

• (Joan Cusack) "I'm Peggy Fleming. Not the ice-skater."

• (Coach Bob Kelly) "What is she doing?"
• (Joan Cusack) "Uh, she's being the "bell" instead of the "ball"."

• (Joan Cusack) "Well, there is one thing that brings warmth to my heart."
• (Joan Cusack) "Duckbill platypus."
• (Julia Roberts) "No -- that's only funny at Camp Birchwood in the tent at three in the morning and it's raining and my leg is the pole. That's the only time that's funny."
• (Joan Cusack) "Let's just give it a try."

• (Joan Cusack) "Have you heard my husband's morning show? "Wake Up With Flem?""

Jean Schertler as Grandma

• (Jean Schertler) "I like his tight butt."
• (Julia Roberts) "Grandma."
• (Jean Schertler) "Well, I do."

Kathleen Marshall as Cousin Cindy

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Paul Dooley as Walter Carpenter

• (Mrs. Pressmann) "I'm thinking of changing back to my maiden name."
• (Paul Dooley) "Can you still remember it?"

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