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Rush Hour 3 Quotes

Rush Hour 3 is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Rush Hour 3 ended its run in 1970.

It features Roger Birnbaum; Michael Poryes; Jonathan Glickman; Jay Stern; Arthur M. Sarkissian, and Andrew Z. Davis as producer, Lalo Schifrin in charge of musical score, and J. Michael Muro as head of cinematography.

Rush Hour 3 is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Rush Hour 3 is 91 minutes long. Rush Hour 3 is distributed by New Line Cinema.

The cast includes: Henry O as Master Yu, Chris Tucker as Detective James Carter, David Niven, Jr. as Mi, Dana Ivey as Sister Agnes, Jackie Chan as Chief Inspector Lee, Noémie Lenoir as Genevieve, Yvan Attal as George, Hiroyuki Sanada as Kenji, Mia Tyler as Marsha, and Chris Tucker as Detective Revi.

Rush Hour 3 Quotes

Chris Tucker as Detective James Carter

  • (Chris Tucker) "What the hell is that?"
  • (Jackie Chan) "I think he's speaking French."
  • (Chris Tucker) "You Asian. Stop humiliating yourself."
  • (Chris Tucker) "Carter, James Carter."
  • (Chris Tucker) "What the hell is that?"
  • (Jackie Chan) "I think he's speaking french."
  • (Chris Tucker) "French? What kind of china-man speak french? Tell him to stop playing around and talk right."
  • (Jackie Chan) "How can i tell him? I don't speak french."
  • (Chris Tucker) "Freeze, or I'll blow your ass cheeks off."
  • (Chris Tucker) "Everybody was kung fu fighting. Those cats were fast as lightning."
  • (Chris Tucker) "SOO YUNG."
  • (Chris Tucker) "Well, for your information, I'm part Chinese now. That's right, Lee. For the last three years, I have studied the ancient teachings of Buddha, earning two black belts in Wu Shu martial arts, spending every afternoon the Hong Kong Massage parlor. I'm half Chinese, baby."
  • (Jackie Chan) "If you're half Chinese, I'm half black. I'm your brother and I'm fly. You down with that, Snoopy? That's dope, innit?"
  • (Chris Tucker) "Sorry, Lee. You can't be black. There's a height requirement."
  • (Chris Tucker) "We have an assassin in custody that only speaks French -- A limo blows up at the French consulate -- And the next meeting of the world court is in Paris, 2 days from now."
  • (Jackie Chan) "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
  • (Chris Tucker) "Yeah, we go to Fiji. Hide out for a year. Maybe change our names. Get jobs as bartenders. And imma call you Kiko."
  • (Chris Tucker) "Come on, Crouching Tiger. Don't you hide that dragon."
  • (Chris Tucker) "Lee, I'm going to kill you if we die."
  • (Chris Tucker) "Lee I got a big problem man this guys on steroids. His head is as big as Barry Bonds."
  • (Chris Tucker) "Lee, I'm alive. My whole life flashed in front of me. In three years I'll be married to a Chinese woman. We had three kids, look just like you, only a little darker."
  • (Chris Tucker) "Did you know that the average French woman is naked 34 percent of the time?"
  • (Jackie Chan) "We're not going there to meet women."
  • (Chris Tucker) "I don't know what you been feedin' him, but he is TOO DAMN BIG."
  • (Chris Tucker) "It's all your fault. How come you didn't tell me about Kenji?"
  • (Jackie Chan) "That was none of your business."
  • (Chris Tucker) "In cased you missed it, man; people are trying to kill me. I'me covered in s*** and some French cop whooped my ass with some yellow pages, man. So don't tell me it ain't none of my business."
  • (Jackie Chan) "You lucky we're not in Hong Kong. Phone book twice as big."
  • (Chris Tucker) "Why didn't you tell me you had a brother, man?"
  • (Chris Tucker) "Everybody was Kung fu fighting. That man was fast as lightning."
  • (Chris Tucker) "No wonder Lance Armstrong came all the way here to ride a bike."
  • (Chris Tucker) "Sister we appreciate you doing this."
  • (Dana Ivey) "My pleasure."
  • (Jackie Chan) "Sister Agnes please ask who sent him?"
  • (Dana Ivey) "He says your both making a big mistake,that one day youll beg for mercy, he also said --"
  • (Jackie Chan) "What? Oh please sister we have to know."
  • (Chris Tucker) "There's lives at stake."
  • (Dana Ivey) "Well he used the N word"
  • (Chris Tucker) "What? The N word you tell this little mother --"
  • (Jackie Chan) "Carter, shes a nun."
  • (Chris Tucker) "Sister you tell this piece of S word, that I will personally F word him up."
  • (Chris Tucker) "Did he say negro?"
  • (Dana Ivey) "He used the N word, but this time he mentioned your grandmother."
  • (Chris Tucker) "You tell him that his mama's an H."
  • (Jackie Chan) "Carter I believe whore is spelled with an W."
  • (Chris Tucker) "Right W, and his sister's a W and his grandmama is a two bit W who makes double cause she got no teeth you tell him I said that."
  • (Jackie Chan) "Did he say it again?"
  • (Dana Ivey) "No, this time he called this gentleman a word that means cat and another word that rhymes with maggot."
  • (Jackie Chan) "What? Well you can tell him hes a A.W."
  • (Chris Tucker) "Ugh, Lee hole is spelled with an H."
  • (Dana Ivey) "I have a dictionary upstairs."
  • (Jackie Chan) "Just call him an asshole."
  • (Dana Ivey) "He says you been both marked for death like Han and the girl."
  • (Chris Tucker) "How do you say surrender in Chinese?"
  • (Chris Tucker) "Oh say can you see, by the darker delight."
  • (Chris Tucker) "Don't move or I'll shoot you and the Temptations."
  • (Chris Tucker) "Lee, he might be your brother but turn him into your sister."
  • (Chris Tucker) "Hey man. You touch me again, you gonna owe me dinner and movie."
  • (Chris Tucker) "Congratulations. It appears we have finally brought down the Triad."
  • (Jackie Chan) "We?"
  • (Chris Tucker) "You didn't do s***."
  • (Jackie Chan) "My butt still hurts."
  • (Chris Tucker) "The Americans and the French need to work together in the spirit of brotherhood. Together, we can do anything. Anything."
  • (Chris Tucker) "He's right, Lee. Together we can do anything. I'll go this way --"
  • (Jackie Chan) "And I'll go that way."

Yvan Attal as George

  • (Yvan Attal) "The truth is I am a driver. Nothing more. This is my destiny. I will never know what it's like to be an american, never know what it feelss like to kill with no reason."
  • (Yvan Attal) "I'm sorry, I won't be here when you get back -- my wife says I can't be a spy anymore. I have to be home for dinner."

Henry O as Master Yu

  • (Henry O) "May I help you?"
  • (Chris Tucker) "We'll be asking the questions old man. Who are you?"
  • (Henry O) "Yu."
  • (Chris Tucker) "No, not me. You."
  • (Henry O) "Yes, I'm Yu."
  • (Chris Tucker) "Just answer the damn question. Who are you?"
  • (Henry O) "I have told you."
  • (Chris Tucker) "Are you deaf?"
  • (Henry O) "No. Yu is blind."
  • (Chris Tucker) "I'm not blind. You blind."
  • (Henry O) "That is what I just said."
  • (Chris Tucker) "You just said what?"
  • (Henry O) "I did not say what, I said Yu."
  • (Chris Tucker) "That's what I'm asking you."
  • (Henry O) "And Yu was answering."
  • (Chris Tucker) "Shut up."
  • (Chris Tucker) "You."
  • (Henry O) "Yes?"
  • (Chris Tucker) "Not you. Him. What's your name?"
  • (David Niven, Jr.) "Mi."
  • (Chris Tucker) "Yes, you."
  • (David Niven, Jr.) "I'm Mi."
  • (Henry O) "He's Mi and I'm Yu."
  • (Chris Tucker) "And I'm about to whoop your old ass man because I am sick of playing games. You, me? Everybody's ass around here."

Mia Tyler as Marsha

  • (Mia Tyler) "I want a lawyer."
  • (Chris Tucker) "You need a personal trainer. This license says you weigh 180 pounds; that's more than the damn car, girl."
  • (Mia Tyler) "I have a thyroid condition."
  • (Chris Tucker) "Well stop eating thyroids."

Noémie Lenoir as Genevieve

  • (Noémie Lenoir) "I have never been with an American man before."
  • (Chris Tucker) "Neither have I."
  • (Noémie Lenoir) "I'm a bad girl."
  • (Chris Tucker) "Hallelujah."
  • (Noémie Lenoir) "I'm going to go into the bathroom and make myself more comfortable."
  • (Chris Tucker) "Need some matches?"

Jackie Chan as Chief Inspector Lee

  • (Jackie Chan) "You know nothing about me."
  • (Hiroyuki Sanada) "I do know that you don't have a wife or kids, you have nothing, just like me."
  • (Chris Tucker) "I wouldn't say nothing. He has me his brother from another mother."

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