Safe Men Quotes

Safe Men is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . Safe Men ended in 1970.

It features Ellen Bronfman as producer, Theodore Shapiro (composer) in charge of musical score, and Michael Barrett (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Each episode of Safe Men is 88 minutes long. Safe Men is distributed by October Films.

Safe Men Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Would you like a Halls?"

• (Unnamed) "Sweet 'stache."
• (Unnamed) "Thanks, bro."

• (Unnamed) "It's a long time to work without getting anything in return."
• (Unnamed) "IT'S A LONG f***ING TIME."
• (Unnamed) "He's not talking to you."

• (Unnamed) "Are you psyched to become a man?"
• (Little Big Fat) "I don't know."

• (Unnamed) "You may find this hard to believe, but I find your fake ass kind of silly."

• (Unnamed) "And who am I speaking with?"
• (Unnamed) "This is Big Fat Bernie Gale Jr."
• (Unnamed) "Oh hello, Little Big Fat."

• (Unnamed) "Remember me? I tried robbing your house -- and you caught me."

• (Unnamed) "(on the phone with Hannah) I'm wearing a mustache now. It's growin' in real good."

• (Unnamed) "He's in the Jewish Mafia. It's probably more like a club than an organization."

• (Unnamed) "I know that daughter I tried to set Veal Chop on a date with her."
• (Unnamed) "I tried to put my tongue in her mouth and she punched me in the penis."

• (Unnamed) "Sam this man is in the mafia, he's not going to let us off the hook if we give him a f***ing basket of sundry goods"
• (Unnamed) "Oh, but he's in the Jewish mafia, I'm sure that's more of like a club than a criminal organization"

• (Unnamed) "I have to wear a fake f***in' ass over my ass."

• (M.C. Victor) "From the floor to the ceiling, how ya feeling? From the bris to this, he can't miss. From the Wailing Wall to the reception hall, to all y'all. Put your hands together for Big Fat Bernie Gayle Junior."

• (Hannah's dad) "I once sold a woman a pair of exploding slacks."

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