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Sanford and Son Quotes

Sanford and Son is a Sitcom that debuted in 1972 on NBC. Sanford and Son ended in 1977.

Sanford and Son was on for 6 seasons and 136 episodes. It features Aaron Ruben (1972-1974) as producer, Quincy Jones as theme composer, and Quincy Jones as composer. Sanford and Son is executive produced by Bud Yorkin.

Sanford and Son is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Sanford and Son is 22-24 minutes long. Sanford and Son is produced by Tandem Productions and distributed by Tandem Productions. Spinoffs for this show include Sanford Arms.

Sanford and Son Quotes

  • (Aunt Esther) "Woodrow and I are going to have a baby."
  • (Fred Sanford) "Well somebody better call the zoo."
  • (Lamont Sanford) "Grady, you're gonna be the first person in history to get busted for molesting a vegetable."
  • (Fred Sanford) "Who is it?"
  • (Lamont Sanford) "It's the phone company. They say that if we don't pay the bill, they're gonna cut it off."
  • (Fred Sanford) "Gimmie that. Hello? Yes, this is Fred Sanford. Yeah, the phone is listed in my name. Say listen, what makes you folks think you can call me and cut somebody's phone off just because they're a little behind in their bill? Listen, I need my phone for my place of business. That's right, I wish one of you would come over here and try to cut my phone off. I'd put my foot in your; Hello?"
  • (Fred Sanford) "I brought you somethin' too, Esther."
  • (Aunt Esther) "Why, that's nothing but a clear piece of plastic."
  • (Fred Sanford) "No, it ain't. Put it up to your face. That's your Hallowe'en mask."
  • (Fred Sanford) "Now she's got TB."
  • (Lamont Sanford) "What?"
  • (Fred Sanford) "Terrific Body."
  • (Unnamed) "Looks like you guys have been torn off."
  • (Officer Jones) "Ripped."
  • (Unnamed) "Ripped off."
  • (Fred Sanford) "For $500 dollars, I can turn Yewell Gibbons into a meatloaf freak."
  • (Aunt Esther) "Fred Sanford, you just a messy fool."
  • (Fred Sanford) "And you just a sessy pool."
  • (Fred Sanford) "Take out the trash Rollo."
  • (Rollo Larson) "Where is it Mr. Sanford?"
  • (Fred Sanford) "It's in your shoes."
  • (Officer Smith) "Mr. Sanford, by turning these men in, you give them the opportunity to be rehabilitated."
  • (Fred Sanford) "Yeah, but that'll give them the opportunity to have me decapitated."
  • (Lamont Sanford) "Pop, if we don'y pay our bills the bank is gonna kick us out of our house"
  • (Fred Sanford) "Speaking of outhouses --"
  • (Fred Sanford) "Ain't you got some work to do, Oleo?"
  • (Julio) "The name is Julio, Mr. Stanford."
  • (Fred Sanford) "It's "Sanford", Julio."
  • (Julio) "Okay, then."
  • (Fred Sanford) "Why don't you clean your yard up? Go take a bath. Go milk your goat."
  • (Julio) "I did all that this morning, man."
  • (Fred Sanford) "Well, why don't you go back to Puerto Rico?"
  • (Julio) "Mr. Sanford, I told you. I come from New York City. And I can live in any 50 states that I want."
  • (Fred Sanford) "Well, how about Alaska? That's a state."
  • (Aunt Esther) "What's wrong with my posture?"
  • (Fred Sanford) "It's full of prune pits."
  • (Lamont Sanford) "Pop, that's what the welfare thing was setup for: for people in financial trouble. What do you think we pay taxes for? We'd just be taking advantage of something that was setup for people like us."
  • (Fred Sanford) "What do you mean 'people like us'?"
  • (Lamont Sanford) "Poor people. The have nots."
  • (Fred Sanford) "The have nots? Well if the have nots could get something from the haves and the haves gave the have nots half of what they have, then the haves would still be the haves but the have nots would be the have somethings."
  • (Fred Sanford) "It's the door."
  • (Lamont Sanford) "No kidding."
  • (Fred Sanford) "Well?"
  • (Lamont Sanford) "Well, what?"
  • (Fred Sanford) "You want me to answer it?"
  • (Lamont Sanford) "No, have it framed and hang it on the wall."
  • (Fred Sanford) "She's a lush and you a dummy. My granbaby will be a lummy"
  • (Lamont Sanford) "C'mon pop, we're gonna make a killin' on these."
  • (Fred Sanford) "Well then why don't you make two killin's and get them outta here."
  • (Fred Sanford) "This idea is going to put us on easy street --"
  • (Lamont Sanford) "Is that where the poor house is located?"
  • (Grady Wilson) "Fred told me to keep you out of this garden."
  • (Aunt Esther) "Oh he did huh?"
  • (Grady Wilson) "Yea, Fred said just because he planted a garden of Eden, there was no reason to let the serpent in."
  • (Aunt Esther) "Fred Sanford, you have been sinning and transgressing all your life. If the Lord wanted to strike you down, he'll find ya. Even if you were going to Las Vegas."
  • (Fred Sanford) "Listen, Son, I kow everything that's going on here and that's your business."
  • (Lamont Sanford) "I was hoping you'd understand --"
  • (Fred Sanford) "If you wanna be down here with that girl, that's your business. I mean, if you wanna be hugging and kissing all night, that's your business."
  • (Lamont Sanford) "I appreciate it --"
  • (Fred Sanford) "But when she smacks your face and the police come here and arrest me for harboring a sex maniac, then that's MY business. So you get her the hell out of here."
  • (Grady) "I ain't givin you nothing you stubborn bull headed old buzzard."
  • (Fred Sanford) "Who you calling old?"
  • (Lamont Sanford) "She's gonna be competing with her own peers."
  • (Fred Sanford) "Her Peers?"
  • (Lamont Sanford) "Yes."
  • (Fred Sanford) "You mean Godzilla is in the contest?"
  • (Unnamed) "We may have to go all the way to the highest court in the land."
  • (Fred Sanford) "All the way."
  • (Unnamed) "And you're willing 100%?"
  • (Fred Sanford) "All the way. See, this is America, where a right makes might, where justice is blind, where law is king, where a man should be able to persue his democratic right no matter what it costs him in time, effort and/or money."
  • (Unnamed) "Okay, I'll need about $10 to file the complaint."
  • (Fred Sanford) "I'll drop the case."
  • (Lamont Sanford) "Would you like a drink, Aunt Esther?"
  • (Fred Sanford) "No, she wouldn't like a drink."
  • (Aunt Esther) "Why wouldn't I like a drink?"
  • (Fred Sanford) "Because you are a drink -- a Zombie."
  • (Fred Sanford) "Let's do like they did in the Bible: Moses spread his arms out and the Red Sea divided."
  • (Lamont Sanford) "So we're gonna do like Moses?"
  • (Fred Sanford) "No, we're gonna do like the Red Sea and split."
  • (Fred Sanford) "Smokin' less but enjoying it more."
  • (Fred Sanford) "Hey Lamont you bring me cigarettes?"
  • (Lamont Sanford) "What?"
  • (Fred Sanford) "Cigarettes. Smokes. Did you get them?"
  • (Lamont Sanford) "Did you hear yourself just now?"
  • (Fred Sanford) "Yeah I asked if you brung me cigarettes."
  • (Lamont Sanford) "No I mean did you hear yourself coughing? I heard you a block away, it sounded like they was tearing up the streets."
  • (Lamont Sanford) "When a person has three heart attacks, he's dead. You had fifteen."
  • (Lamont Sanford) "They're predicting a massive earthquake on November 6."
  • (Fred Sanford) "November 6? That's only five days away."
  • (Lamont Sanford) "Don't worry about a thing, Pop, it's not possible."
  • (Grady Wilson) "Oh I beg to differ with you, Lamont. Today is November 1, and it's extremely possible that November 6 is only five days away."
  • (Nurse) "Lean your shoulders against the wall. That's right."
  • (Nurse) "Tuck it in."
  • (Fred Sanford) "I'll tuck it in if you tuck yours in."
  • (Officer Swanhauser) "Was the suspect colored?"
  • (Fred Sanford) "Yeah, white."
  • (Fred Sanford) "Oooo -- Its the Big One -- You hear that Elizabeth -- I'm comin' to you, I'm comin' home to Georgia"
  • (Fred Sanford) "Excuse the mess. She was just leaving."
  • (Fred Sanford) "I'm Popeye the Sailor Man/I'm Popeye the Sailor Man/I like to go swimmin'/With bowlegged women/I'm Popeye the Sailor Man."
  • (Fred Sanford) "Look at the judge. He's a brother. We lucked out."
  • (Officer 'Hoppy' Hopkins) "We better get down to the Nifty Grifty."
  • (Lamont Sanford) "Nitty Gritty."
  • (Officer 'Hoppy' Hopkins) "Nitty Gritty."
  • (Lamont Sanford) "Do you read Ebony magazine?"
  • (Unnamed) "No."
  • (Lamont Sanford) "Why not? I read Life."
  • (Lamont Sanford) "Pop, since you was 10, you smoked a cigarette 41 miles long."
  • (Fred Sanford) "That's real super king sized ain't it?"
  • (Lamont Sanford) "41 miles. That's like you smoked a cigarette from here to Disneyland."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, you two live together?"
  • (Lamont Sanford) "If you want to call it that."
  • (Fred Sanford) "No animals allowed in here."
  • (Aunt Esther) "Why you --"
  • (Mrs. Hopkins) "Let me handle this."
  • (Mrs. Hopkins) "Watch it, sucka."
  • (Fred Sanford) "I warn you, woman, vengeance is among me. And ugly is among you."
  • (Grady Wilson) "Don't you go in my room by mistake, cause if I pull back them covers and see you I might have a stroke and die."
  • (Bubba) "Say Fred, that's one of them Superman suits ain't it?"
  • (Fred) "Superfly Bubba, Superfly."
  • (Grady) "Oh nope. Nope. Nope. Nope."
  • (Lamont Sanford) "What do you mean "Nope Nope Nope"?"
  • (Fred Sanford) "Polly-Esther; that's you. Half woman, half parrot."
  • (Aunt Esther) "You fish-eyed heathen."
  • (Unnamed) "The reception in the squad car was terrible. We couldn't pick up anything but police calls."
  • (Fred Sanford) "Goodbye, dear"
  • (Aunt Esther) "Oh, you called me dear."
  • (Fred Sanford) "Why shouldn't I call you DEER? You look like Bambi's father."
  • (Lamont Sanford) "Hey Pop, I got a date tonight. I'm already late now."
  • (Fred Sanford) "You can't do that. Listen, I made some arrangements. I got a surprise for you."
  • (Lamont Sanford) "Uh-huh. Is it another relative coming? How much does this one weigh?"
  • (Fred Sanford) "On behalf of Elizabeth, would you care for something to eat?"
  • (Aunt Esther) "Oh I wouldn't mind a little snack."
  • (Fred Sanford) "Son, go in the kitchen and fix your Aunt Esther a fish-head sandwich."
  • (Unnamed) "Everything is just gravy."
  • (Officer Smith) "Groovy."
  • (Unnamed) "Groovy."
  • (Officer 'Hoppy' Hopkins) "We better SPIT."
  • (Lamont Sanford) "THAT'S SPLIT."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm sure everything is cold."
  • (Officer Smith) "Cool."
  • (Unnamed) "Cool."
  • (Fred Sanford) "You big dummy."
  • (Aunt Esther) "You just suck on that sucker, sucka."
  • (Lamont Sanford) "What do you mean what am I doing home? I already worked an hour and a half overtime for you. Did you expect me to unload all those bath tubs by myself? I don't get that. Of course I want the j -- But I -- WHAT? Well you're a white one."
  • (Aunt Esther) "The next time you see that creep Woodrow, you tell him his behind is grass -- and I am the lawnmower."
  • (Fred Sanford) "How would you like one across yo lip?"
  • (Officer 'Hoppy' Hopkins) "We gotta crack."
  • (Officer Jones) "Split."
  • (Officer 'Hoppy' Hopkins) "Split."
  • (Aunt Esther) "Fred, I need your help."
  • (Fred Sanford) "But, Esther, I'm a junkman, not a plastic surgeon."
  • (Aunt Esther) "But, Fred, I need your truck."
  • (Fred Sanford) "I agree. Son, take the truck and run over Esther's face."
  • (Lamont Sanford) "Did you get the liquor Rollo?"
  • (Rollo Larson) "No, I can't right now."
  • (Lamont Sanford) "Why not?"
  • (Rollo Larson) "The store's still open."
  • (Aunt Esther) "Watch it, sucka."
  • (Fred Sanford) "You remember that command they used to give? "Don't fire 'till you see the whites?""
  • (Lamont Sanford) "It was, "Don't fire 'till you see the whites of their eyes"."
  • (Fred Sanford) "Bufford never waited that long."
  • (Bubba) "The characters on that show are a lot like you. There's the grouchy father, the dumb son, the ugly sister in-law and the stupid, bungling friend"
  • (Grady) "Your too hard on yourself Bubba."
  • (Fred Sanford) "This is our plumber but you can see that the pipes have backed up into her face."
  • (Fred Sanford) "Ester what are you doing here?"
  • (Aunt Esther) "What do you mean what am I doing here?"
  • (Fred Sanford) "Well Wolfwoman don't come out till there's a full moon."
  • (Aunt Ethel) "How could you do this Fred? I remember the day you married my sister."
  • (Fred Sanford) "There's got to be some mistake. This is not my Lena, this is someone's hyena."
  • (Fred Sanford) "I'll do it, but on one condition."
  • (Lamont Sanford) "And that is?"
  • (Fred Sanford) "I want a white dentist."
  • (Lamont Sanford) "What did you say?"
  • (Fred Sanford) "You heard me, I want a white dentist."
  • (Lamont Sanford) "Well what makes you think you're going to get a black dentist?"
  • (Fred Sanford) "You said it was a free clinic, didn't you? Where you think you're gonna find a black dentist? In Beverly Hills?"
  • (Lamont Sanford) "Wasn't you the guy who told me once that you didn't want nothing white but milk?"
  • (Fred Sanford) "Well my tooth wasn't hurting then. I want the best available dentist for my tooth. Now just by coincidence, the best dentist schools are of the white people, by the white people, and for the white people. Now don't it seem likely that the best dentist would be white? White dentist, please?"
  • (Unnamed) "Address?"
  • (Fred Sanford) "9114 South Central."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, that's in Watts?"
  • (Fred Sanford) "It sure ain't Beverly Hills."
  • (Aunt Esther) "Fred Sanford, the wrath of God will strike you down."
  • (Fred Sanford) "And this Louisville slugger will knock you out."
  • (Aunt Esther) "Who you calling ugly, sucker?"
  • (Fred Sanford) "I'm calling you ugly, I could push your face in some dough and make gorilla cookies."
  • (Fred Sanford) "Nope that's not Elizabeth. Too young, Too white."
  • (Fred Sanford) "My two favorite diseases in the same room. Yellow Jaundice and the Black Plague."
  • (Fred Sanford) "Hello, brother."
  • (Unnamed) "Now, Mr. Sanford, if you'll open your mouth nice and wide, so I can get your foot out first."
  • (Fred Sanford) "Don't cut your leg on any rusty metal. Know what happens when you cut your leg on rusty metal?"
  • (Unnamed) "No."
  • (Fred Sanford) "You get lock-jaw, then you can't eat no fat burgers."
  • (Lamont Sanford) "This is a pea coat."
  • (Bubba) "Did you know that when you bought it?"
  • (Fred Sanford) "I'll bet he got a speeding ticket. See, when Mexicans finally get their cars started, they gotta get where they're going real fast before their car stalls again."
  • (Officer Smith) "Relax, he's cool."
  • (Officer Swanhauser) "The report does not confirm body temperature."
  • (Fred Sanford) "All you got to do is enlist Esther in the Navy. And that way, you can have her face buried at sea."
  • (Melvin) "Did you listen to your father?"
  • (Fred Sanford) "Every time he raised that strap, he had my complete attention."
  • (Aunt Esther) "Now Fred"
  • (Fred Sanford) "Yes Sir?"
  • (Aunt Esther) "Your neice is in town."
  • (Fred Sanford) "What neice?"
  • (Aunt Esther) "WHAT NEICE? YOU'R ONLY NEICE and she is here to go to college."
  • (Donna Harris) "Where are you going?"
  • (Fred Sanford) "St. Louis. On the banks of the Misississippi. M-I-S -- I-S-S -- M-O-U-S-E."
  • (Aunt Esther) "My body was blessed by Mother Nature, honey."
  • (Fred Sanford) "And as you got older, it was cursed by Father Time."
  • (Aunt Esther) "Today is my lucky day."
  • (Fred Sanford) "Why? Did you look at yourself in the mirror and it didn't break?"
  • (Calvin) "How's your voice?"
  • (Fred Sanford) "I'm a little hoarse."
  • (Calvin) "So is he. Ha ha ha."
  • (Aunt Esther) "Fred Sanford why is it every time I come over to your house you call me ugly?"
  • (Fred Sanford) "Because I'm not the type to lie."
  • (Fred Sanford) "Ow my heart. I think I'm having a heart attack. You hear that Elizabeth I'm coming to join you honey. Your dummy son has made me a wooden overcoat. Oh, Elizabeth."
  • (Lamont Sanford) "Whats the matter with you?"
  • (Fred Sanford) "Here are my two most favorite characters from a fairy tale: Beauty and the Beast."
  • (Bubba) "I want my daddy's records."
  • (Lamont Sanford) "Why only put $200? Why not $1,000? Or $2,000? $10,000? Why not even a million?"
  • (Fred Sanford) "That's good. Put that down, Calvin."
  • (Lamont Sanford) "Pop, if you put that, you go to jail."
  • (Fred Sanford) "Take that off, Calvin."
  • (Fred Sanford) "You were so drunk last night, you hung your clothes up in the closet."
  • (Lamont Sanford) "I always hang my clothes up in the closet."
  • (Fred Sanford) "Yeah, but usually you take 'em off."
  • (Fred Sanford) "Lamont, this is you as a baby -- you had to be the ugliest baby alive."
  • (Lamont Sanford) "That's the way it used to be, Pop, now adays they give you one of them needles and you don't even know what hit you."
  • (Fred Sanford) "Oh, now I know I ain't going."
  • (Lamont Sanford) "Why not?"
  • (Fred Sanford) "Are you kidding? A needle. I don't wanna get hooked on that stuff. It'd change me from Friendly Fred to Junkie Joe."
  • (Unnamed) "Coming up next is a new show about today's teenagers entitled, "All in the Family Way"."
  • (Fred Sanford) "What?"
  • (Lamont Sanford) "You know what they say, the truth will set you free."
  • (Fred Sanford) "Your uncle Edgar told the truth, and the judge gave him six months."
  • (Fred Sanford) "This is a real Chinese restaurant, isn't it?"
  • (Lamont Sanford) "No, it's a pizza parlor. Of course it's a Chinese restaurant."
  • (Fred Sanford) "I can't eat here. I can't eat that Chink food."
  • (Fred Sanford) "We could have a little pork and beans now and a little zucchini later. Or a little zucchini now and a little pork and beans later. Or if you like the pork and beans, you can have them and I'll take the zucchini or I can take the pork and beans and you the zucchini so what will it be? Zucchini or pork and beans?"
  • (Lamont Sanford) "The oven don't work."
  • (Fred Sanford) "Oh, in that case, we'll have some cold pork and beans now or --"
  • (Lamont Sanford) "Would you stop that?"
  • (Lamont Sanford) "This house was always damp, even my bed was damp."
  • (Fred Sanford) "Now you can't go blaming that on me."
  • (Fred Sanford) "If you wanna make a show about my life, why not make it black? With black people, and call it 'Sanford and Son'?"
  • (Unnamed) "'Sanford and Son'? It would never make it."
  • (Grady) "Oh, hi -- um -- uh -- who are you?"
  • (Aunt Esther) "Esther, fool."
  • (Grady) "Hi, Estherfool."
  • (Girl #1) "Hello."
  • (Fred Sanford) "Hello to both of you."
  • (Fred Sanford) "And the tall dummy I see before me, I leave to the San Francisco Zoo."
  • (Lamont Sanford) "Do I put this in H.C.: Hub Cap."
  • (Fred Sanford) "No, you put that in G.C.: Garbage Can."
  • (Fred Sanford) "I still want to sow some wild oats."
  • (Lamont Sanford) "At your age, you don't have no wild oats, you got shredded wheat."
  • (Fred Sanford) "That's what they do. Them welfare people look under your bed, down your throat and up your mattress. And while they're prowling, your stomach's growling."
  • (Officer Smith) "Hopkins?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah?"
  • (Officer Smith) "Remain silent."
  • (Fred Sanford) "You gotta always wash your hands before you eat, and from the looks of you, you must have the cleanest hands in town."
  • (Lamont Sanford) "You know, pop, the phone company says to always let the phone ring at least 10 times, because sometimes people be taking a shower or something."
  • (Fred Sanford) "Yeah -- and sometimes, they be dead."
  • (Aunt Esther) "I cant believe it, you with a mop in your hand? Its about time you faced up to this mess."
  • (Fred Sanford) "Speaking of facing up to this mess, who messed up this face."
  • (Fred Sanford) "Grady, why are you my friend?"
  • (Grady) "I don't know"
  • (Fred Sanford) "I don't know either."
  • (Fred Sanford) "I'm 65. People say I look 55. I feel 45. I'd settle for 35 and you make me feel 25."
  • (Lamont Sanford) "Look at this, Pop. Monday morning; bingo. Tuesday evening; Doctor Talbot's lecture on the cause and cure of constipation."
  • (Fred Sanford) "Wednesday morning; bingo."
  • (Lamont Sanford) "You're a dirty old man ya know that?"
  • (Fred Sanford) "And I'm gonna be one 'till I'm a dead old man."
  • (Fred Sanford) "Who is it?"
  • (Aunt Esther) "It's Esther."
  • (Fred Sanford) "Esther who?"
  • (Aunt Esther) "You know Esther who. Open this door fool."
  • (Fred Sanford) "I can't open the door."
  • (Aunt Esther) "Why not?"
  • (Fred Sanford) "You too ugly."
  • (Aunt Esther) "Fish-eyed fool."
  • (Fred Sanford) "For a dummy, you make a lot of sense."
  • (Fred Sanford) "You just dumb, son. You just dumb."
  • (Fred Sanford) "My my poor couch. I bet you never been sat on by a buffalo."
  • (Lamont Sanford) "The first signs of marijuana use are the hungries, or munchies."
  • (Grady Wilson) "Weren't they in The Wizard of Oz?"
  • (Lamont Sanford) "That's Munchkins."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, we better divide."
  • (Officer Smith) "That's SPLIT."
  • (Aunt Esther) "Shut up, foo."
  • (Fred Sanford) "I ain't afraid to give you one across the lips."
  • (Unnamed) "Will a Juan Diego Perez please rise?"
  • (Fred Sanford) "He's a Mexican."
  • (Lamont Sanford) "Yeah, no kidding."
  • (Lamont Sanford) "Don't be ridiculous, Pop, you can't fight a traffic ticket."
  • (Fred Sanford) "I'm not being ridiclous. You are. Now look, you get a ticket by a white cop in a blue uniform in a black neighborhood, making you so mad you see red. And you ain't gonna fight it 'cause you too yellow. Now what are you? A man or a box of crayons?"
  • (Fred Sanford) "You see the difference between them right away?"
  • (Lamont Sanford) "Yeah, it's like night and day."
  • (Fred Sanford) "I hope you're happy, Grady. I'm out of $50 bucks."
  • (Grady) "You should not have sold my set."
  • (Fred Sanford) "You're wrong, Grady. That was my set."
  • (Fred Sanford) "My name's Fred Sanford. That's S-A-N-F-O-R-D period."
  • (Lamont Sanford) "It's called "A Day in Paris"."
  • (Fred Sanford) "Smells more like "A Night in El Segundo"."

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