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Santa Claus Conquers the Martians Quotes

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Santa Claus Conquers the Martians ended its run in 1970.

It features Paul L. Jacobson as producer, Milton DeLugg in charge of musical score, and David L. Quaid as head of cinematography.

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians is 81 minutes long. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians is distributed by Embassy Pictures.

The cast includes: Victor Stiles as Billy, Leonard Hicks as Kimar, Bill McCutcheon as Dropo, Donna Conforti as Betty, James Cahill as Rigna, John Call as Santa Claus, Ned Wertimer as Andy Henderson, Vincent Beck as Voldar, and Charles Renn as Hargo.

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians Quotes

Vincent Beck as Voldar

  • (Vincent Beck) "If we take them with us to Mars, Santa's disappearance will remain a mystery. No one on Earth will ever know that Santa Claus was kidnapped by Martians."
  • (Vincent Beck) "All this trouble over a fat little man in a red suit."

John Call as Santa Claus

  • (John Call) "Well, when Voldar "accidentally" left us in the airlock and then came up here and "accidentally" threw the door switch, we knew we had to get out of there in a hurry or that would be the end of us. Eh, uh, "accidentally," of course."
  • (John Call) "Oh me, oh my, oh me."
  • (John Call) "Ho ho, we meet again, eh?"
  • (John Call) "No siree. We're going out the good ol' fashioned way. Prancer and Dancer and Donder and Blitzen, and Vixen and Nixon -- oh, consarnit I get those names mixed up, but the KIDS know their names."

Leonard Hicks as Kimar

  • (Leonard Hicks) "Chochem. Chochem. Are you here? Ancient one of Mars, I call upon you."
  • (Leonard Hicks) "Dropo, you are the laziest man on Mars. Why are you sleeping during working hours?"
  • (Bill McCutcheon) "I wasn't sleeping, chief. It's just that I haven't been able to sleep these last few months. I forgot how. So I was just practicing."
  • (Leonard Hicks) "How are you feeling today? Tired?"
  • (John Call) "Oh, no, I'm not tired. But my finger is."
  • (Leonard Hicks) "Santa, you will never return to Earth, you belong to Mars now."
  • (John Call) "Ho Ho, Hooo --"

Ned Wertimer as Andy Henderson

  • (Ned Wertimer) "What is this strange looking creature over here?"
  • (John Call) "Oh, Winky made that. That's his idea of a Martian."
  • (Ned Wertimer) "A Martian? Wow-wee-wow. I'd hate to meet a creature like that on a dark night."

Donna Conforti as Betty

  • (Donna Conforti) "What are those funny things sticking out of your head?"
  • (James Cahill) "Those are our antennae."
  • (Donna Conforti) "Are you a television set?"

James Cahill as Rigna

  • (James Cahill) "Chochem is eight hundred years old, you can't dismiss the wisdom of centuries."
  • (Vincent Beck) "I can."

Charles Renn as Hargo

  • (Charles Renn) "What's soft and round and you put it on a stick and you toast it in a fire, and it's green?"
  • (Leonard Hicks) "I don't know what?"
  • (Charles Renn) "A Martian mellow."

Victor Stiles as Billy

  • (Victor Stiles) "You'll never get away with this, you Martian."

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