Say It Isn't So (film) Quotes

Say It Isn't So (film) is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Say It Isn't So stopped airing in 1970.

It features Farrelly brothers, and Bradley Thomas as producer, Mason Daring in charge of musical score, and Mark Irwin as head of cinematography.

Say It Isn't So (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Say It Isn't So (film) is 95 minutes long. Say It Isn't So (film) is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Richard Jenkins as Walter, Sally Field as Valdine, Mark Pellegrino as Jimmy Mitchelson, Henry Cho as Freddy, C. Ernst Harth as Mr. Campisi, Orlando Jones as Dig McCaffrey, Chris Klein as Gilbert Noble, Heather Graham as Josephine Wingfield, Brent Hinkley as Streak, and John Rothman as Larry Falwell.

Say It Isn't So (film) Quotes

John Rothman as Larry Falwell

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

C. Ernst Harth as Mr. Campisi

• (C. Ernst Harth) "Hey, are you the pancake guy?"

Sally Field as Valdine

• (Sally Field) "Old R2D2 couldn't keep it in his pants back then. And now he can't even wipe his own ass."

• (Sally Field) "Sweet Lord. You ponied your sister."

Richard Jenkins as Walter

• (Richard Jenkins) "Do you know what the Bible says about f***ing your own sister? Don't."

• (Richard Jenkins) "I thought I told you to get a haircut."
• (Sally Field) "Oh, give Gilly a break, he's been through a lot."
• (Richard Jenkins) "Yeah, including his own sister."

• (Richard Jenkins) "I'm surprised she didn't give up the sausage and become a vagina-tarian."

Chris Klein as Gilbert Noble

• (Chris Klein) "Jo, listen. I got great news. I, uh; I found Leon. I found Leon, and I got him dead to rights."
• (Heather Graham) "That's great, Gilly. Now, why don't you just pull your arm out of Leon's butt, and we'll take a drive to the hospital."

Orlando Jones as Dig McCaffrey

• (Orlando Jones) "Well, ship my ass to big Red China. They want the white boy."

• (Orlando Jones) "Now, be a friend and fetch my getaway sticks, daddy."
• (Chris Klein) "Your what?"
• (Orlando Jones) "My legs, captain. My legs."
• (Chris Klein) "Oh, s***."
• (Orlando Jones) "Less feces, more fetchin'. Get over here and get it, boy."

Mark Pellegrino as Jimmy Mitchelson

• (Mark Pellegrino) "He wants to marry his sister."
• (Henry Cho) "He better not come back."
• (Mark Pellegrino) "Yeah, that's right, or we'll tie you to a tree, f*** you in the ass while we jerk you off. Show you what we really do to perverts around here."

Brent Hinkley as Streak

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Heather Graham as Josephine Wingfield

• (Heather Graham) "Would you like the standard bikini wax?"
• (Mrs. Hartunian) "Oh, no. I'm going to Hawaii with my husband. Better landscape the whole yard."

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