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Scared Shrekless Quotes

Scared Shrekless is a television program that appeared on TV in 2010 on National Broadcasting Company. Scared Shrekless ended in 1970.

It features Karen Foster as producer, and Halli Cauthery as theme composer.

Scared Shrekless is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Scared Shrekless is 24 minutes long. Scared Shrekless is produced by DreamWorks Animation and distributed by NBCUniversal Television Distribution.

The cast includes: Dean Edwards as Donkey, Sean Bishop as Waffle, Mike Myers as Shrek, Cody Cameron as Pinocchio, Cameron Diaz as Princess Fiona, Conrad Vernon as Gingerbread Man, Aron Warner as Wolf, Sean Bishop as The Cricket, and Sean Bishop as Geppetto.

Scared Shrekless Quotes

Mike Myers as Shrek

  • (Mike Myers) "Buckle up, everybody. The quicker I scare the wits out of you, the sooner I can be home, cozy in my bed. Unless anyone else thinks they've got what it takes."
  • (Cody Cameron) "Oh. Oh. Pick me, pick me. I have a scary story."
  • (Aron Warner) "This isn't the one about you getting trapped in the petting zoo again, is it? 'Cause that's not scary."
  • (Cody Cameron) "Actually, if you look at it with my perspective --"
  • (Conrad Vernon) "Hey, guess what, Pinocchio, no one cares. Get ready to send these jokers home, Shrek, 'cause I've got a doozy, and it's all true. Ahem. It was a dark and stormy night --"
  • (Mike Myers) "Oh, wow. Terrifying. I don't know how I'm gonna sleep now."
  • (Cameron Diaz) "Happy Halloween, everyone."
  • (Dean Edwards) "Oh, man."
  • (Conrad Vernon) "I thought you said this was gonna scare 'em."
  • (Mike Myers) "Do I look like the kind of guy that knows a lullaby?"
  • (Cody Cameron) "SING."
  • (Mike Myers) "I believe you were expecting me."
  • (Sean Bishop) "Then you must be --"
  • (Mike Myers) "That's right. I am -- the babysitter."
  • (Mike Myers) "Well, it looks like it's just you and me."
  • (Dean Edwards) "Go ahead, Shrek. There ain't nothing that can scare me."
  • (Mike Myers) "Well, then I guess there's nothing left to do but wait for the ghost."
  • (Dean Edwards) "What ghost?"
  • (Mike Myers) "Lord Farquaad's ghost. And as I recall, you had a hand in his untimely demise."
  • (Dean Edwards) "Aw, come on. Everyone knows ghosts are just an urban legend."
  • (Mike Myers) "Is it?"
  • (Dean Edwards) "Oh, that's just the wind."
  • (Unnamed) "Donkey."
  • (Dean Edwards) "And apparently it knows my name."
  • (Mike Myers) "Do I look like the kind of guy that knows a lullaby?"
  • (Cody Cameron) "SING."
  • (Mike Myers) "Look. It's that little thingy you love so much, remember?"
  • (Creepy Clockwork Chorus) "Welcome to Duloc/It's a creepy town/It was once pristine/Now it's all run down. We will chop off your head/And then laugh when you're dead/Duloc is a creepy place."
  • (Creepy Clockwork Chorus) "Come on in with your head,/Come lie down, break your -- face/Duloc is -- Duloc is -- Duloc is a cre-py -- place."
  • (Mike Myers) "Ooh. Let's do that again."
  • (Dean Edwards) "NO."

Cody Cameron as Pinocchio

  • (Cody Cameron) "When you wish upon a star, you get lots of stuff."
  • (Cody Cameron) "Eww. I'm too young to have termites."
  • (Sean Bishop) "I'm no termite, Pinocchio. I'm a cricket."
  • (Cody Cameron) "You were the voice in my head this whole time?"
  • (Sean Bishop) "That's right. I'm was the one putting all those those thoughts in your noggin. I'm your conscience, and as long as I as you let me, I'll always be in --"
  • (Mike Myers) "The end."
  • (Cody Cameron) "That wasn't me. I never had any bugs in my head. Ha ha. Ask anyone."
  • (Mike Myers) "Okay, then. Why don't we ask start by asking your conscience."
  • (Cody Cameron) "Hey. I worked hard on this costume."

Dean Edwards as Donkey

  • (Puss in Boots) "Back when the lights came back on, it was the donkey taking a shower."
  • (Dean Edwards) "Oh, my goodness. Why would I do that?"
  • (Puss in Boots) "Ha ha. And right behind you, there was danger."
  • (Dean Edwards) "Oh, man."
  • (Puss in Boots) "You were paralyzed."
  • (Puss in Boots) "It was a donkey-eating waffle. It was packing heat, and it wanted revenge."
  • (Sean Bishop) "I want revenge."
  • (Puss in Boots) "The donkey ran. But how far can you run when you're on a plate covered in butter wearing a pink tutu?"
  • (Dean Edwards) "No."
  • (Puss in Boots) "And a sombrero. And a coconut brassiere. And about to be eaten alive."
  • (Dean Edwards) "No, please. Please, I'll switch to pancakes. Aah."
  • (Sean Bishop) "Num, num, num."
  • (Puss in Boots) "And the donkey was never seen again."

Aron Warner as Wolf

  • (Three Pigs) "Whee, whee, whee."
  • (Aron Warner) "They're gonna do that all the way home. I better go too. They're my ride."

Conrad Vernon as Gingerbread Man

  • (Conrad Vernon) "Wait. More sugar."
  • (Muffin Man) "But that is not the recipe."
  • (Conrad Vernon) "Trust me, Muffin Man, this girl's gotta be real sweet. I want someone who will love me forever."
  • (Muffin Man) "I must warn you, Gingy. No one has ever made cookies with this much sugar. You are tampering with forces far beyond your comprehension."
  • (Conrad Vernon) "Just put her in the oven."

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