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Scary Movie (film series) Quotes

Scary Movie (film series) is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . Scary Movie ended its run in 1970.

It features Marlon Wayans as producer, David Kitay in charge of musical score, and Francis Kenny as head of cinematography.

Scary Movie (film series) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Scary Movie (film series) is 337 minutes long. Scary Movie (film series) is distributed by Miramax Films.

Scary Movie (film series) Quotes

  • (Lindsay Lohan) "I'm going to blow you across the room."
  • (Charlie Sheen) "Sounds awesome."
  • (Jody Campbell) "Gort klaatu barada nikto, it says the curse ends with one word: Adunda."
  • (Jody Campbell) "I'm not gonna get pregnant am I?"
  • (Kendra Brooks) "No."
  • (Lindsay Lohan) "You were driving."
  • (Charlie Sheen) "I've come back from worse than this."
  • (Christian Grey) "Your safe word is -- Deeper."
  • (Christian Grey) "How do you like my blue room?"
  • (Jody Campbell) "It's red."
  • (Christian Grey) "Oh. I'm color blind, my decorator assured me -- never mind."
  • (Jody Campbell) "Hey. We don't lick our balls in this house."
  • (Dan) "Sorry, won't happen again."
  • (Pierre) "Alright, attention. I do not wish to repeat myself. I repeat, I do not wish to repeat myself."
  • (Charlie Sheen) "Get out of here, Emilio."
  • (Lindsay Lohan) "I don't want to end up all over the Internet. I pride myself on keeping a low profile. My private life is private -- wait, what are all these?"
  • (Charlie Sheen) "Oh, just some movies I rented."
  • (Lindsay Lohan) "Me and Brandy, missionary?"
  • (Charlie Sheen) "A tale of two girls who become nuns."
  • (Lindsay Lohan) "And what are all those?"
  • (Charlie Sheen) "Oh, it's just your standard home security setup, basic run of the mill."
  • (Lindsay Lohan) "And why do you need security cameras pointing at your bed."
  • (Charlie Sheen) "In case a burglar tries to steal my sex tapes."
  • (Lindsay Lohan) "I don't wanna end up all over the internet. I pride myself in keeping a low profile. My private life is private."
  • (Peter) "Okay, well let's at least finish the song. Everyone hold hands -- except for Eric."
  • (Eric) "Damn."
  • (Snoop Dogg) "Told you that shark was gonna come in handy."
  • (Jody Campbell) "I feel like there's something in this house."
  • (Jody Campbell) "So, a demon is the worse thing you can have?"
  • (Priest) "No, ma'am, an STD is the worse thing you can have."
  • (Martin) "Look, they still throw their s***."
  • (Dan) "But now they can keep score."
  • (Snoop Dogg) "When we get this reward, we gonna get ourselves a boat, some bitches and a shark"
  • (Mac Miller) "Why are we gonna need a shark?"
  • (Snoop Dogg) "We just gon' need one."
  • (Martin) "Caesar has got to show some human intelligence at that board meeeting or --"
  • (Dan) "Caesar's probably smarter than half of those board members."
  • (Martin) "Dan --"
  • (Dan) "I know what you're going to say, if he's so smart, why is he in the cage?"
  • (Martin) "You're in the cage."
  • (Dom Kolb) "You need to clear your subconscious, and watch what you think about. Nothing crazy."
  • (Jody Campbell) "Right. Like having your crotch burst into flames."
  • (Snoop Dogg) "We need to get to that cabin in the woods."

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