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Scenes from a Mall Quotes

Scenes from a Mall is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Scenes from a Mall stopped airing in 1970.

It features Paul Mazursky as producer, Marc Shaiman in charge of musical score, and Fred Murphy (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Scenes from a Mall is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Scenes from a Mall is 89 min. long. Scenes from a Mall is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

Scenes from a Mall Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "These guys are worse than Hare Krishnas."
  • (Unnamed) "How about those two beautiful creatures? Think you can handle them?"
  • (Unnamed) "Handle them? I can salivate over them."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, now I feel like the scumbag of all time."
  • (Unnamed) "You are."
  • (Unnamed) "You look like my Aunt Minna in that dress."
  • (Unnamed) "Do you really hate this dress?"
  • (Unnamed) "What I really hate is this jacket, this white jacket. I look like a Brazilian gigolo."
  • (Unnamed) "I betrayed you? You betrayed me. What about your seven month adventure with a girl named Ed?"
  • (Unnamed) "I had to have it engraved, because I could never remember your name."
  • (Unnamed) "Am I the kind of guy who loses his temper?"
  • (Unnamed) "Please. You smashed the mime in the jaw."
  • (Unnamed) "I gave him 100 bucks --"
  • (Unnamed) "How many 16th anniversaries does a person have in a lifetime? One -- maybe two."
  • (Unnamed) "Where's my f***ing Saab?"
  • (Unnamed) "I think Mrs. Fong is Jewish."
  • (Unnamed) "I don't know how our marriage lasted."
  • (Unnamed) "Mutual death wish."
  • (Unnamed) "Eleven hundred bucks for Sushi already. That's a lot of dead fish."
  • (Unnamed) "Christ, the gum is jet black already."
  • (Unnamed) "I liked her. I loved the sex."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh. So, you LOVE me, but you only LIKE the sex."

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