Schizopolis Quotes

Schizopolis is a television program that first aired in 1970 . Schizopolis stopped airing in 1970.

It features John Hardy (producer) as producer, Cliff Martinez in charge of musical score, and Steven Soderbergh as head of cinematography.

Schizopolis is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Schizopolis is 96 min. long. Schizopolis is distributed by Northern Arts.

The cast includes: Steven Soderbergh as Fletcher Munson, David Jensen as Elmo Oxygen, Eddie Jemison as Mrs. Nameless Numberhead Man, Scott Allen as Right Hand Man, and Betsy Brantley as Mrs. Munson.

Schizopolis Quotes

David Jensen as Elmo Oxygen

• (David Jensen) "f*** you guys. No more of this mayonnaise -- this s***. I'm outta here. f*** you."

• (David Jensen) "I can make sense out of yesterday. Can you understand the power of that?"

Scott Allen as Right Hand Man

• (Scott Allen) "Munson."
• (Scott Allen) "I don't need to tell you how critical this is. Hometown. Pay-per-view. The eyes of the media. Here's what I need. It should be lengthy enough to -- seem substantial -- yet concise enough to feel breezy. It should be serious -- but with a slight wink. It should lay out a new course of action -- but one that can change direction at any moment. If you must mention facts and figures, don't do so directly."
• (Scott Allen) "I don't need to tell you how critical this is. Hometown. Pay-per-view. The eyes of the media. Here's what I need. It should be lengthy enough to -- seem substantial -- yet concise enough to feel breezy. It should be serious -- but with a slight wink. It should lay out a new course of action -- but one that can change direction at any moment. If you must mention facts and figures, don't do so directly. It should be on my desk Friday morning."
• (Steven Soderbergh) "Is there something you want me --"
• (Scott Allen) "Lester Richards -- has f***ed me -- has f***ed Mr. Schwitters -- and has f***ed the entire corporation. You're writing the speech."
• (Steven Soderbergh) "I can't."
• (Scott Allen) "Are you telling me that you can't -- take a substantial raise or that huge new office? Is that what you're telling me?"
• (Steven Soderbergh) "Friday?"
• (Scott Allen) "a.m."
• (Steven Soderbergh) "I'll just --"

• (Scott Allen) "Who's that -- that moron, the one who used to work in your sector. The one who wears the brown shirt all the time?"
• (Steven Soderbergh) "Oh, Nameless Numberhead Man?"

Steven Soderbergh as Fletcher Munson

• (Steven Soderbergh) "Generic greeting."
• (Betsy Brantley) "Generic greeting returned."
• (Steven Soderbergh) "Imminent sustenance."
• (Betsy Brantley) "Overly dramatic statement regarding upcoming meal."
• (Steven Soderbergh) "Oooh. False reaction indicating hunger and excitement."

• (Steven Soderbergh) "Hello."
• (Unnamed) "Hello."
• (Steven Soderbergh) "How are you?"
• (Unnamed) "Fine."
• (Steven Soderbergh) "Is your wife coming over tonight? Because her big ass always leaves me satisfied."
• (Unnamed) "Nice of you to mention her. She enjoys sex with you much more than she does with me."
• (Steven Soderbergh) "I'm sure she says that to all the men in the neighborhood."
• (Unnamed) "You may be right about that one."
• (Steven Soderbergh) "I'll see you later."
• (Unnamed) "Okay."

Betsy Brantley as Mrs. Munson

• (Betsy Brantley) "Y'know, there was a time -- there was a time when I felt like an old rag with a stain you couldn't get out, and you -- you were like a piece of rotting fruit on a window sill. And it was great."

Eddie Jemison as Mrs. Nameless Numberhead Man

• (Eddie Jemison) "Arsenal. Nose army."
• (David Jensen) "Nose army. Beef diaper?"
• (Eddie Jemison) "Nomenclature."
• (David Jensen) "Throbbing dust generation."
• (Eddie Jemison) "Drum tissue outburst."
• (David Jensen) "Jigsaw. Uh, fragment chief butter. King surgery mind?"
• (Eddie Jemison) "Bunny bucket."
• (David Jensen) "Precision galley sponge."
• (Eddie Jemison) "Smell sign."

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