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School Hard Quotes

School Hard is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . School Hard ended in 1970.

School Hard Quotes

  • (Bob, Sunnydale Chief of Police) "I need to say something to the media people."
  • (Principal Snyder) "So?"
  • (Bob, Sunnydale Chief of Police) "So, you want the usual story? Gang-related -- PCP?"
  • (Principal Snyder) "What'd you have in mind? The truth?"
  • (Bob, Sunnydale Chief of Police) "Right. Gang-related -- PCP."
  • (Spike) "Yeah, I did a couple o' Slayers in my time. I don't like to brag."
  • (Spike) "Who am I kidding? I love to brag."
  • (Principal Snyder) "A lot of educators tell students, "Think of your principal as your pal." I say, "Think of me as your judge, jury, and executioner." Tell me, who do you think is the most troublesome student in this school? Well, it is quite a match between you two. On the one hand, Buffy hasn't stabbed a horticulture teacher with a trowel."
  • (Sheila Martini) "I didn't stab no one with a trowel. They were pruning shears."
  • (Principal Snyder) "On the other hand, Sheila has never burnt down a school building."
  • (Buffy Summers) "Well, that was never proven. The Fire Marshall said it coulda been mice."
  • (Principal Snyder) "Mice."
  • (Buffy Summers) "Mice that were smoking?"
  • (Principal Snyder) "The two of you seem to be tied in the class-cutting and fight-starting events. You really are neck and neck here. It's quite exciting."
  • (Sheila Martini) "What does the winner get?"
  • (Principal Snyder) "Expelled."
  • (Drusilla) "Do you like daisies? I plant them, but they always die. Everything I put in the ground withers and dies."
  • (Buffy Summers) "We were at The Bronze before. Thought you said you might show?"
  • (Angel) "You said you weren't sure if you were going."
  • (Buffy Summers) "I was being cool. C'mon, you've been dating for, what, like, two hundred years? You don't know what a girl means when she says maybe she'll show?"
  • (Willow Rosenberg) "Wow, two centuries of dating. If you only had two a year that's still like four-hundred dates with four-hundred different --"
  • (Willow Rosenberg) "Why do they call it a mace?"
  • (Drusilla) "Spike, I'm cold."
  • (Spike) "I got you."
  • (Drusilla) "I'm a princess."
  • (Spike) "That's what you are."
  • (Big Ugly) "This weekend, the Night of St. Vigeous, our power shall be at its peak."
  • (Cordelia Chase) "And if you get me out of this, I swear I'll never be mean to anyone ever again. Unless they really deserve it or if it's that time of the month, in which case I don't think you or anyone else can hold me responsible --"
  • (Willow Rosenberg) "Ask for some aspirin."
  • (Cordelia Chase) "And can you please send some asp- Hey."
  • (Spike) "So. How 'bout this Slayer? Is she tough?"
  • (Buffy Summers) "Ow."
  • (Joyce Summers) "What's wrong?"
  • (Buffy Summers) "I spent a good part of my allowance on this new cream rinse, and it's neither creamy nor rinsey."
  • (Joyce Summers) "Life is hard, dear."
  • (Buffy Summers) "Don't I know it. Is that a split end?"
  • (Joyce Summers) "I got the mail."
  • (Buffy Summers) "Good."
  • (Joyce Summers) "Which included a reminder notice about Parent-Teacher night. Thursday."
  • (Buffy Summers) "That's good."
  • (Joyce Summers) "Which you were planning on telling me about?"
  • (Buffy Summers) "Oh, for -- the last two weeks."
  • (Joyce Summers) "Uh-huh. So, what do you think your teachers are gonna tell me about you?"
  • (Buffy Summers) "Well, I think they'll all agree that I always bring a pen to class, ready to absorb the knowledge."
  • (Joyce Summers) "And, uh, this absorption rate? How is it reflected in your homework and test scores?"
  • (Buffy Summers) "What can you really tell about a person from a test score?"
  • (Joyce Summers) "Whether or not she's ever going out with her friends again."
  • (Buffy Summers) "You can't go outside. They'll kill you."
  • (Principal Snyder) "You don't tell me. I tell you."
  • (Buffy Summers) "They will kill everybody in this room. Nobody goes out, nobody comes in until I say so. Do you hear me?"
  • (Principal Snyder) "Who do you think you are?"
  • (Buffy Summers) "I'm the one that knows how to stop them."
  • (Spike) "So, who do you kill for fun around here?"
  • (Buffy Summers) "Cordelia, I have at least three lives to contend with, none of which really mesh. It's kind of like oil and water and a -- third unmeshable thing."
  • (Xander Harris) "As long as nothing really bad happens between now and then, you'll be fine."
  • (Buffy Summers) "Are you crazy? What did you say that for? Now something bad is gonna happen."
  • (Xander Harris) "What do you mean? Nothing's gonna happen."
  • (Willow Rosenberg) "Not until some dummy says, "As long as nothing bad happens.""
  • (Buffy Summers) "It's the ultimate jinx."
  • (Willow Rosenberg) "What were you thinking? Or were you even thinking at all?"
  • (Spike) "Do you know what I find works real good with Slayers? Killing them."
  • (Willow Rosenberg) "She was already smoking in fifth grade. Once I was lookout for her."
  • (Xander Harris) "You're bad to the bone."
  • (Willow Rosenberg) "I'm a rebel."
  • (Buffy Summers) "La vâche -- doit me -- touche -- de la -- jeudi. Was it wrong? Should I use the plural?"
  • (Willow Rosenberg) "No. But you said, "The cow should touch me from Thursday.""
  • (Buffy Summers) "Maybe that's what I was feeling."
  • (Willow Rosenberg) "And you said it wrong."
  • (Buffy Summers) "Oh, je stink."
  • (Rupert Giles) "Spike. That's what the other vampire called him? That's a little unorthodox, isn't it?"
  • (Buffy Summers) "Maybe he's Reform."
  • (Rupert Giles) "Oh, there you are."
  • (Jenny Calendar) "There who is?"
  • (Rupert Giles) "Our new friend Spike. He's known as William the Bloody. Earned his nickname by torturing his victims with railroad spikes. Very pleasant. Oh, here's some good news: he's barely two hundred. He's not even as old as Angel is. Oh."
  • (Xander Harris) "That's a bad look, right?"
  • (Rupert Giles) "I think your suggestion of running away this Saturday might've been a good one. Spike has fought two Slayers in the last century, and -- he's killed them both."
  • (Spike) "You think you can fool me? You were my sire, man. You were my -- Yoda."
  • (Angel) "Things change."
  • (Spike) "Not us. Not demons. Man, I can't believe this. You Uncle Tom."
  • (Big Ugly) "Slayer."
  • (Buffy) "Slayee."
  • (Spike) "A slayer with family and friends. That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure."
  • (Cordelia Chase) "Giles has us locked up in that library working on your weapons. Even slaves get minimum wage."
  • (Xander Harris) "So, when you gave him my neck to chew on, why didn't you clock him before he had a chance to clock you?"
  • (Angel) "I told you. I couldn't make the first move. I had to see if he was buying it or not."
  • (Xander Harris) "A-and if he bit me, what then?"
  • (Angel) "We would've known he bought it."
  • (Big Ugly) "When I kill her, it'll be the greatest event since the crucifixion. And I should know, I was there."
  • (Spike) "You were there? Oh, please. If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixion was actually there, it would've been like Woodstock."
  • (Big Ugly) "I oughta rip your throat out."
  • (Spike) "I was actually at Woodstock. That was a weird gig. I fed off a flower person and I spent the next six hours watchin' my hand move."
  • (Xander Harris) "Okay, that's it. I'm puttin' a collar with a little bell on that guy."
  • (Rupert Giles) "For three nights, the unholy ones scourge themselves into a fury, um, culminating in a savage attack on the Night of St. Vigeous."
  • (Xander Harris) "Does anybody remember when Saturday night meant date night?"
  • (Cordelia Chase) "You sure don't."
  • (Drusilla) "Miss Edith speaks out of turn. She's a bad example and will have no cakes today."
  • (Spike) "Nice work, love."
  • (Buffy Summers) "Who are you?"
  • (Spike) "You'll find out on Saturday."
  • (Buffy Summers) "What happens on Saturday?"
  • (Spike) "I kill you."
  • (Buffy Summers) "Do we really need weapons for this?"
  • (Spike) "I just like them. They make me feel all manly."
  • (Parent) "I'm not waiting for them to open the doors. I'm getting out."
  • (Joyce Summers) "Don't be an idiot."
  • (Principal Snyder) "I'm beginning to see a certain mother/daughter resemblance."

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