Scott Tenorman Must Die Quotes

Scott Tenorman Must Die is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Scott Tenorman Must Die ended its run in 1970.

Scott Tenorman Must Die Quotes

• (Cartman) "Huh, this chili looks pretty good. Weh, here's mine."
• (Unnamed) "Mmm. Ah, I don't know. Your chili is pretty good, Cartman, but I think mine is better. Try it."
• (Cartman) "All right."
• (Cartman) "Hey, this is great."
• (Unnamed) "Eh, it's a special recipe."
• (Cartman) "Gawh, this is really good, Scott."
• (Unnamed) "I'm glad you like it so much, because now that you're almost finished, I have something to tell you."
• (Cartman) "What? You mean about how you put pubes in your chili?"
• (Unnamed) "What?"
• (Cartman) "Yes, I'm afraid this isn't your chili, Scott. I switched it with Chef's."
• (Cartman) "It's delicious, Chef. I hadn't planned on that. What I did plan on, however, was that my friends, Stan and Kyle, would betray me and warn you that the Chili Con Carnival was a trap."
• (Cartman) "I assumed that they would tell you that I had trained Denkins' pony to bite off your weiner. What they didn't tell you was that Denkins is a crazy redneck who shoots trespassers on sight. Knowing that you would try and do something to the pony, I warned Mr. Denkins that violent pony killers were in the area. I also knew that you wouldn't go yourself, for fear of having your weiner bitten off. You would most likely send your parents. And, I'm afraid that when Mr. Denkins spotted them on his property, he shot and killed both your parents."
• (Unnamed) "Well, they was trespassin' and I was protectin' myself. I, I have my rights."
• (Unnamed) "My -- mom and dad are -- dead?"
• (Cartman) "I came just in time to see Mr. Denkins giving his report to Officer Barbrady. And of course, to steal the bodies. After a night with the hacksaw, I was all ready to put on my Chili Con Carnival, so that I could tell you personally about your parents' demise. And of course, feed you your chili. Do you like it? Do you like it, Scott? I call it, "Mr. & Mrs. Tenorman Chili.""
• (Unnamed) "Oh, my God."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, my God."
• (Cartman) "Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah. I made you eat your parents. Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah."
• (Stan) "Jesus Christ, dude."
• (Unnamed) "My mom and dad are dead."
• (Unnamed) "No. Nooo."

• (Cartman) "Excuse me, sir?"
• (Passerby) "Yes?"
• (Cartman) "Can you tell me where the pube fair is?"
• (Passerby) "Pube fair?"
• (Cartman) "Yeah, I've got some pubes to sell."
• (Passerby) "There's no such thing, you little smart ass."

• (Unnamed) "Uhm, excuse me?"
• (Stan) "Who are you?"
• (Unnamed) "We're that band Radiohead."
• (Unnamed) "Jesus."
• (Unnamed) "Jeez, what a li'l crybaby."
• (Unnamed) "Are you gonna cry all day, crybaby?"
• (Unnamed) "You know, everyone has problems; it doesn't mean you have to be a little crybaby about it."
• (Unnamed) "Come on, guys, let's go. This kid is totally not cool."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, that's the most uncool kid I've ever met."
• (Unnamed) "Little crybaby."
• (Unnamed) "No, wait. Waaiittt. Oh, my God, Oh, my Gaawwwd."
• (Cartman) "Yes. Yesss. Oh, let me taste your tears, Scott."
• (Cartman) "Mm, your tears are so yummy and sweet."
• (Kyle) "Dude, I think it might be best for us to never piss Cartman off again."
• (Stan) "Good call."
• (Cartman) "Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness. My-yummy."
• (Cartman) "Mm-yummy, you guys."
• (Cartman) "Yuppitibut, that's all, folks."

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