Scream (1996 film) Quotes

Scream (1996 film) is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Scream ended its run in 1970.

It features Cathy Konrad; Cary Woods as producer, Marco Beltrami in charge of musical score, and Mark Irwin as head of cinematography.

Scream (1996 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Scream (1996 film) is 111 minutes long. Scream (1996 film) is distributed by Dimension Films.

The cast includes: Neve Campbell as Sidney Prescott, Skeet Ulrich as Billy, Matthew Lillard as Stu, Roger L. Jackson as Ghostface, Rose McGowan as Tatum, Jamie Kennedy as Randy, Courteney Cox as Gale, W. Earl Brown as Kenny, Drew Barrymore as Casey, Henry Winkler as Principal Himbry, Courteney Cox as Gale Weather, and Linda Blair as Reporter.

Scream (1996 film) Quotes

Jamie Kennedy as Randy

• (Jamie Kennedy) "Careful. This is the moment when the supposedly dead killer comes back to life, for one last scare."
• (Neve Campbell) "Not in my movie."

• (Jamie Kennedy) "It's the millennium. Motives are incidental."

• (Jamie Kennedy) "Listen up. They found Principal Himbry dead. He was gutted and hung from the goal post on the football field."
• (Unnamed) "Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go over there before they pry him down."

• (Jamie Kennedy) "There's always some stupid bulls*** reason to kill your girlfriend. That's the beauty of it all. Simplicity. Besides, if it gets too complicated, you lose your target audience."

• (Jamie Kennedy) "Now that Billy tried to mutilate her, do you think Sid would go out with me?"

• (Jamie Kennedy) "The police are always off track with this s***. If they'd watch Prom Night, they'd save time. There's a formula to it. A very simple formula."
• (Jamie Kennedy) "EVERYBODY'S A SUSPECT."

• (Jamie Kennedy) "There are certain RULES that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie. For instance, number one: you can never have sex."
• (Jamie Kennedy) "BIG NO NO. BIG NO NO. Sex equals death, okay? Number two: you can never drink or do drugs."
• (Jamie Kennedy) "The sin factor. It's a sin. It's an extension of number one. And number three: never, ever, ever under any circumstances say, "I'll be right back." Because you won't be back."
• (Matthew Lillard) "I'm gettin' another beer, you want one?"
• (Jamie Kennedy) "Yeah, sure."
• (Matthew Lillard) "I'll be right back."
• (Jamie Kennedy) "See, you push the laws and you end up dead. Okay, I'll see you in the kitchen with a knife."

• (Jamie Kennedy) "If you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath; would you be standing in the horror section?"

Matthew Lillard as Stu

• (Matthew Lillard) "Liver alone."

• (Matthew Lillard) "As if."
• (Jamie Kennedy) "Oh, really, Alicia?"

• (Matthew Lillard) "I will totally protect you. Yo, I am so buff, I got you covered, girl."

• (Matthew Lillard) "Surprise, Sidney."

• (Matthew Lillard) "Because there's no way a girl could have killed them."
• (Rose McGowan) "That is so sexist. The killer could easily be female. Basic Instinct."
• (Jamie Kennedy) "That was an ice pick. Not exactly the same thing."
• (Matthew Lillard) "Yeah, Casey and Steve were completely hollowed out. Takes a man to do something like that."
• (Rose McGowan) "Or a man's mentality."

• (Matthew Lillard) "I didn't kill anybody."
• (Skeet Ulrich) "Nobody said you did."
• (Matthew Lillard) "Thanks, buddy."
• (Jamie Kennedy) "Besides -- "Takes a MAN to do something like that.""
• (Matthew Lillard) "I ought to gut your ass in a second, kid."
• (Jamie Kennedy) "Tell me something. Did you really put her liver in the mailbox? Because I heard they found her liver in the mailbox next to her spleen and her pancreas."

• (Matthew Lillard) "I wanna see breasts. I wanna see Jamie Lee's breasts. When do we see Jamie Lee's breasts?"
• (Jamie Kennedy) "Breasts? Not until "Trading Places" in 1983. Jamie Lee was always a virgin in horror movies. She didn't show her tits 'til she went legits."

• (Matthew Lillard) "Did you really call the police?"
• (Neve Campbell) "You bet your sorry ass I did."
• (Matthew Lillard) "My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me."

• (Matthew Lillard) "I always had a thing for ya, Sid."
• (Matthew Lillard) "Ohhhhh, God. Bitch."
• (Neve Campbell) "In your dreams."

Courteney Cox as Gale

• (Courteney Cox) "If I'm right about this, I could save a man's life. Do you know what that would do for my book sales?"

• (Courteney Cox) "Okay I think it's going to go something like this, just stay with me. Hi, this is Gale Weathers with an exclusive eyewitness account of this amazing breaking story. Several more local teens are dead, bringing to an end the harrowing mystery of the masked killings that has terrified this peaceful community like the plot of some scary movie. It all began with the scream of a 911, and ended in a bloodbath that has rocked the town of Woodsboro. All played out here in this peaceful farmhouse, far from the crimes and the sirens of the larger cities that its residents have fled. Okay, let's take it back to one. Come on, move it. This is my big shot. Let's go."

• (Courteney Cox) "People treat me like I'm the anti-Christ of television journalism."

• (Courteney Cox) "Stop right there."
• (Neve Campbell) "I'm not here to fight, I'm just here to talk."
• (Courteney Cox) "Kenny? Camera, now."
• (Neve Campbell) "Off the record, no camera."
• (Courteney Cox) "Forget it."
• (Neve Campbell) "Please. You owe me."
• (Courteney Cox) "I owe you s***."
• (Neve Campbell) "You owe my Mother."
• (Courteney Cox) "Your Mother's murder was last year's hottest court case. Someone was gonna write a book about it."
• (Neve Campbell) "Right and it had to be you with all your lies and bulls*** theories."
• (Courteney Cox) "What is your problem? You got what you wanted. Cotton Weary's in jail, they're gonna gas him. A book is not gonna change that."
• (Neve Campbell) "Do you still think he's innocent?"
• (Courteney Cox) "Your testimony put him away, it doesn't really matter what I think."
• (Neve Campbell) "During the trial, you did all those stories about me, you called me a liar."
• (Courteney Cox) "I think you falsely identified him, yes."
• (Neve Campbell) "Have you talked to Cotton?"
• (Courteney Cox) "Many times."
• (Neve Campbell) "And has his story changed?"
• (Courteney Cox) "Not one word. He admits to having -- sex with your Mother, but that's all."
• (Neve Campbell) "He's lying, she never would've touched him. He raped her and then -- he butchered her. Her blood was all over his coat."
• (Courteney Cox) "He was drunk that night. He left his coat in your house after your Mother seduced him."
• (Neve Campbell) "I saw him leave, wearing it."
• (Courteney Cox) "No, you saw someone leave, wearing that coat. The same someone who planted it in Cotton's car, framing him."
• (Neve Campbell) "No, Cotton murdered my Mother."
• (Courteney Cox) "You're not so sure anymore, are you?"
• (Rose McGowan) "Nice welt, sweetie. Let's go, Sid."
• (Courteney Cox) "The killer's still out there. Those murders are related."
• (Rose McGowan) "Come on, Sid."
• (Courteney Cox) "Sidney, don't go."
• (Rose McGowan) "Just stop."
• (Courteney Cox) "Jesus Christ. An innocent man on Death Row, a killer's still on the loose. Kenny, tell me I'm dreaming."
• (W. Earl Brown) "You wanna go live?"
• (Courteney Cox) "No, no, no. Not yet, we don't have anything concrete."
• (W. Earl Brown) "This is huge, you can't just sit on it."
• (Courteney Cox) "I know, that's why we need proof. If I'm right about this, I can save a man's life. Do you know what that can do for my book sales?"

• (Courteney Cox) "Oh, God, Kenny. I'm sorry, but get off my f***ing windshield."

• (Courteney Cox) "Guess I remembered the safety that time, bastard."

• (Courteney Cox) "Looks like we've got a serial killer on our hands."
• (Deputy Dwight "Dewey" Riley) "Well, a "serial killer" is not really accurate. Gotta knock off a couple more to get that title."
• (Courteney Cox) "Well, we can hope, can't we? I mean, we certainly don't have any leads. Have you located Sidney's father yet?"
• (Deputy Dwight "Dewey" Riley) "No, not yet."
• (Courteney Cox) "Well, he's not a suspect, is he?"
• (Deputy Dwight "Dewey" Riley) "We haven't ruled him out as a possibility."
• (Deputy Dwight "Dewey" Riley) "If you'll excuse me."
• (Courteney Cox) "I'm sorry, am I keeping you?"
• (Deputy Dwight "Dewey" Riley) "If I may say so, Miss Weathers, you are much prettier in person."
• (Courteney Cox) "So you do watch the show."
• (Deputy Dwight "Dewey" Riley) "I'm 25. I was 24 for a whole year."

• (Courteney Cox) "Is there a problem on campus?"
• (Deputy Dwight "Dewey" Riley) "No. Everything's under control."
• (Courteney Cox) "Well, of course. You're here."
• (Deputy Dwight "Dewey" Riley) "You're not supposed to be here."
• (Courteney Cox) "I know. I should be in New York covering the Sharon Stone stalker, but who knew?"
• (Courteney Cox) "You look awfully young to be a police officer."
• (Deputy Dwight "Dewey" Riley) "I'm 25 years old."
• (Courteney Cox) "You know, in a demographic study, I proved to be most popular amongst males 11 to 24. I guess I just missed you."
• (Courteney Cox) "Of course, you don't look a day over 12. Except in that --"
• (Courteney Cox) "-- upper torso area. Does the force require you to work out?"
• (Deputy Dwight "Dewey" Riley) "No, ma'am. 'Cause of my boyish good looks, muscle mass has increased my acceptance as a serious police officer."

• (Courteney Cox) "There she is. Sidney, hi, what happened? Are you alright?"
• (Rose McGowan) "She's not answering any questions alright. Just leave us alone."
• (Neve Campbell) "No, no Tatum it's OK. She's just doing her job, right Gale?"
• (Courteney Cox) "That's right."
• (Neve Campbell) "So how's the book?"
• (Courteney Cox) "Oh it'll be out later this year."
• (Neve Campbell) "Oh, I'll look for it."
• (Courteney Cox) "I'll send you a copy."

• (Courteney Cox) "Look, Kenny, I know you're about fifty pounds overweight, but when I say hurry, please interpret that as, MOVE YOUR FAT TUB OF LARD ASS, NOW."

Rose McGowan as Tatum

• (Rose McGowan) "Stupidity Leak."

• (Rose McGowan) "Hey Sid, just think; if they make a movie about you, who's gonna play you?"
• (Deputy Dwight "Dewey" Riley) "I shudder to think."
• (Neve Campbell) "I see you as a young Meg Ryan, myself."
• (Deputy Dwight "Dewey" Riley) "Thanks, Dewey, but with my luck I'd get Tori Spelling."

• (Rose McGowan) "Who am I? The beer wench?"

• (Rose McGowan) "Well, you're not going to be alone any more, right? If you pee, I pee. Is that clear?"

• (Rose McGowan) "Cut Casper, that's a wrap."

• (Rose McGowan) "No, please don't kill me, Mr. Ghostface, I wanna be in the sequel."

• (Rose McGowan) ""I'll send you a copy." BAM. Bitch went down. "I'll send you a copy." BAM. Sid. Superbitch."

• (Rose McGowan) "Billy and his penis don't deserve you."

• (Rose McGowan) "It's so sad. Her mom and dad found her hanging from a tree limb, her insides on the outside."

Neve Campbell as Sidney Prescott

• (Neve Campbell) "How do you; gut someone?"
• (Matthew Lillard) "You take a knife and you slit 'em from groin to sternum."
• (Skeet Ulrich) "Hey. It's called tact, you f***-rag."

• (Phone Voice) "Do you like scary movies?"
• (Neve Campbell) "What's the point? They're all the same. Some stupid killer stalking some big-breasted girl who can't act who is always running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door. It's insulting."

• (Neve Campbell) "Why can't I be a Meg Ryan movie? Or even a good porno."

• (Neve Campbell) "But this is life. This isn't a movie."
• (Skeet Ulrich) "Sure it is, Sid. It's all a movie. It's all one great big movie."
• (Skeet Ulrich) ". Only you can pick your genre."

• (Neve Campbell) "You know, if, if I was wrong about Cotton Weary, then the killer's still out there."
• (Rose McGowan) "Don't go there, Sid. You're starting to sound like some Wes Carpenter flick or something. Don't freak yourself out, okay? We've got a long night ahead of us."

• (Neve Campbell) "Oh, my God. Randy I thought you were dead."
• (Jamie Kennedy) "I probably should be. I never thought I'd be so happy to be a virgin."

• (Neve Campbell) "You sick f***s. You've seen one too many movies."
• (Skeet Ulrich) "Now Sid, don't you blame the movies. Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative."

• (Neve Campbell) "Why are they doing this?"
• (Matthew Lillard) "Look at this place, it's like Christmas."
• (Rose McGowan) "Stupidity leak."

• (Neve Campbell) "Can you see me right now?"
• (Neve Campbell) "Ah, okay."
• (Neve Campbell) "What am I doing? Huh? Huh? What am I doing? Hello?"
• (Neve Campbell) "Nice try, Randy. Tell Tatum to hurry up, okay? Bye now."
• (Roger L. Jackson) "IF YOU HANG UP ON ME, YOU'LL DIE JUST LIKE YOUR MOTHER. Do you want to die, Sidney? Your mother sure didn't."
• (Neve Campbell) "f*** you, you cretin."

• (Neve Campbell) "Why? Why did you kill my mother?"
• (Skeet Ulrich) "Why? WHY. You hear that, Stu? I think she wants a motive."
• (Skeet Ulrich) "Well, I don't really believe in motives, Sid. I mean did Norman Bates have a motive?"
• (Matthew Lillard) "No."
• (Skeet Ulrich) "Did we ever find out why Hannibal Lecter like to eat people? DON'T THINK SO. See, it's a lot more scarier when there's no motive, Sid. We did your Mom a favour, Sid. That woman was a slut-bag whore who flashed her s*** all over town like she was Sharon Stone or somethin'."
• (Matthew Lillard) "Yeah, we put her out of her misery, 'cause let's face Sidney, your mother was no Sharon Stone, hmm?"
• (Skeet Ulrich) "Is that motive enough for you? How about this? Your slut mother was f***ing my father, and she's the reason my mom moved out and abandoned me."
• (Skeet Ulrich) "How's that for a motive? Maternal abandonment causes serious deviant behavior. It certainly f***ed you up. It made you have sex with a psychopath."
• (Matthew Lillard) "That's right. You gave it up. Now, you're no longer a virgin. You're not a virgin. Now you got to die. Those are the rules."
• (Skeet Ulrich) "So, this game is like a scary movie, Sid. How do you think it's going to end?"
• (Matthew Lillard) "Oh, this is the greatest fun. You're going to love this. We got a surprise for you, Sidney. Yeah, you're going to love this one. It's a scream, baby. Hold a second, be right back."

• (Neve Campbell) "Why are you doing this?"
• (Skeet Ulrich) "It's all part of the game, Sidneeeee."
• (Skeet Ulrich) "It's called GUESS HOW I'M GONNA DIE."
• (Neve Campbell) "f*** you."
• (Skeet Ulrich) "We've already played that game. Remember? You lost."

Henry Winkler as Principal Himbry

• (Henry Winkler) "So, two of your fellow students, just savagely murdered, and this is the way that you show your compassion and sensitivity, huh? Let me tell you something --"
• (Henry Winkler) "You're both expelled. Get out."
• (Expelled Teen #1) "Aw, come on, Mr. Himbry. It was just a joke."
• (Expelled Teen #2) "That is not fair."
• (Henry Winkler) "You're absolutely right. It is not fair. Fairness would be to rip your insides out and hang you from a tree so we can expose you for the heartless, desensitized little s***s that you are."

• (Henry Winkler) "Damn little s***s."
• (Fred the Janitor) "What'd you call me? Huh?"
• (Henry Winkler) "Not you Fred."
• (Fred the Janitor) "You prick."

Skeet Ulrich as Billy

• (Skeet Ulrich) "It's called subtlety, Stu. You should look it up."

• (Skeet Ulrich) "Mmmm -- corn syrup. Same stuff they used for pig's blood in "Carrie.""

• (Skeet Ulrich) "We all go a little mad sometimes."

• (Skeet Ulrich) "What's the matter Sidney? You look like you've seen a ghost."

• (Skeet Ulrich) "Where the f*** is it?"
• (Courteney Cox) "Right here, asshole."
• (Skeet Ulrich) "I thought she was dead."
• (Matthew Lillard) "She looked dead, man. Still does."

• (Skeet Ulrich) "What do I have to do to prove to you that I'm not a killer?"

Drew Barrymore as Casey

• (Drew Barrymore) "What do you want?"
• (Roger L. Jackson) "To see what your insides look like."

• (Drew Barrymore) "Hello?"
• (Phone Voice) "Why don't you wanna talk to me?"
• (Drew Barrymore) "Who is this?"
• (Phone Voice) "You tell me your name, I'll tell you mine."
• (Drew Barrymore) "I don't think so."
• (Phone Voice) "What's that noise?"
• (Drew Barrymore) "Popcorn."
• (Phone Voice) "You're making popcorn?"
• (Drew Barrymore) "Uh huh."
• (Phone Voice) "I only eat popcorn at the movies."
• (Drew Barrymore) "Well, I'm getting ready to watch a video."
• (Phone Voice) "Really, what?"
• (Drew Barrymore) "Oh, just some scary movie."
• (Phone Voice) "Do you like scary movies?"
• (Drew Barrymore) "Uh huh."
• (Phone Voice) "What's your favourite scary movie?"
• (Drew Barrymore) "I dunno."
• (Phone Voice) "You have to have a favourite, what comes to mind?"

• (Drew Barrymore) "Listen, asshole --"
• (Phone Voice) "No, you listen to me you little bitch. You hang up on me again and I'll gut you like a fish."

• (Drew Barrymore) "Who's there?"
• (Roger L. Jackson) "Never say "who's there?" Don't you watch scary movies? It's a death wish. You might as well come out to investigate a strange noise or something."

• (Drew Barrymore) "Look, I am two seconds away from calling the police."
• (Phone Voice) "They'll never make it in time."

• (Phone Voice) "Name the killer in Friday the 13th."
• (Drew Barrymore) "Jason. Jason. Jason."
• (Phone Voice) "I'm sorry. That's the wrong answer."
• (Drew Barrymore) "No, it's not. No it's not. It was Jason."
• (Phone Voice) "Afraid not. No way."
• (Drew Barrymore) "Listen, it was Jason. I saw that movie 20 god**** times."
• (Phone Voice) "Then you should know that Jason's mother, Mrs. Voorhees was the original killer. Jason didn't show up until the sequel. I'm afraid that was a wrong answer."
• (Drew Barrymore) "You tricked me."
• (Phone Voice) "Lucky for you there's a bonus round, but poor Steve -- I'm afraid he's OUT."

Roger L. Jackson as Ghostface

• (Roger L. Jackson) "Wait, I thought we were going to go out."
• (Drew Barrymore) "Um, I don't think so."
• (Roger L. Jackson) "Don't hang up on me."
• (Drew Barrymore) "Yes?"
• (Roger L. Jackson) "I told you not to hang up on me."
• (Drew Barrymore) "What do you want?"

Linda Blair as Reporter

Add or Update Quotes

If you have a quote to add or change and want to let us know, please fill in the form below. Include the time in the film/video if possible so we can find it.