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Scream 2 Quotes

Scream 2 is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Scream 2 completed its run in 1970.

It features Marco Beltrami in charge of musical score, and Peter Deming as head of cinematography.

Scream 2 is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Scream 2 is 120 minutes long. Scream 2 is distributed by Dimension Films.

The cast includes: Courteney Cox as Gale, Liev Schreiber as Cotton, David Arquette as Dewey, Laurie Metcalf as Debbie, Neve Campbell as Sydney, Elise Neal as Hallie, Duane Martin as Joel, Timothy Olyphant as Mickey, Jada Pinkett Smith as Maureen Evans, Jamie Kennedy as Randy, Sarah Michelle Gellar as Cici, Omar Epps as Phil Stevens, Jerry O'Connell as Derek, Laurie Metcalf as Mrs.Loomis, and Christopher Doyle as Officer Richards.

Scream 2 Quotes

Jamie Kennedy as Randy

  • (Jamie Kennedy) "I cannot believe it. They get Tori Spelling to play Sid, and they cast Joe Blow Nobody to play me. At least you get David Schwimmer. I get the guy who drove the stagecoach for one episode of Dr. Quinn."
  • (Jamie Kennedy) "Oh yeah? We'll lets re-direct the moment Mr. I'm So Original. Where's your motivation? Huh? Why copy yourself off of two high school loser ass dickheads? Stu was a p***** ass wet rag. And Billy Loomis? Billy Loomis, what the f***? Jesus. Talk about a rat looking homo repressed momma's boy. Why not set your goals higher huh? You wanna be one of the big boys. Huh? Manson, Bundie, O.J, Son of --"
  • (Unnamed) "So Mr. Originality, how would you make it different?"
  • (Jamie Kennedy) "I'd let the geek get the girl."
  • (Jamie Kennedy) "Sydney, look, it's Gale Weathers."
  • (Neve Campbell) "What?"
  • (Jamie Kennedy) "Star of the Gale Weathers press conference. Author of the press conference starring Gale Weathers. Soon to be a major motion picture starring Gale Weathers."
  • (Jamie Kennedy) "Mickey, the freaky Tarantino film student. But if he's a suspect, so am I. Lets move on."
  • (David Arquette) "Wait a minute. Maybe you are a suspect."
  • (Jamie Kennedy) "Well if I'm a suspect, you're a suspect."
  • (David Arquette) "Good point. Ok, let's move on to --"
  • (Jamie Kennedy) "There are certain rules that one must abide by in order to create a successful sequel. Number one: the body count is always bigger. Number two: the death scenes are always much more elaborate; more blood, more gore; carnage candy. And number three: never, ever, under any circumstances, assume the killer is dead."
  • (Unnamed) "What's your favorite scary movie?"
  • (Jamie Kennedy) "Showgirls. Absolutely frightening. What's yours?"
  • (Unnamed) "Why are you even here Randy? You'll never be the leading man."
  • (Jamie Kennedy) "f*** you."
  • (Unnamed) "No matter how hard you try you'll never be the hero and you'll never ever get the girl."
  • (Unnamed) "No way. The first Terminator is historical."
  • (Jamie Kennedy) "Yeah -- Sarah Connor. Yes."
  • (Unnamed) "Alright, alright. House II: The Second Story."
  • (Jamie Kennedy) "The entire horror genre was destroyed by sequels."
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "I got it, by the way. I got it. Godfather Part II."
  • (Jamie Kennedy) "That's very good. Very good. That's an Oscar winning exception."

Timothy Olyphant as Mickey

  • (Timothy Olyphant) "It's a perfect example of life imitating art imitating life."
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "You should really deal with your trust issues Sid: I mean, poor Derek. He's completely innocent and such a nice boy too. He's bright and funny and handsome. Decent singing voice. And he was going to be a doctor. This is just the kinda boy you'd like to take home to mom. If you had a mom."
  • (Neve Campbell) "f*** you."
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "Oh, so vulgar. Did Billy let you talk to him this way?"
  • (Neve Campbell) "Billy was a sick f*** just like you."
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "No. Billy was a sick f*** who tried to get away with it. Mickey is a sick f*** who wants to get caught, yea. Ya see I got my whole defense planned out. I'm gonna blame the movies. Pretty cool huh? It hasn't been done before. You see, this is just the beginning, a prelude to the trial. Cuz see that's where the real fun is 'cause these days it's all about the trial. Can you see it? The effects of cinema violence on society. I'll get Dershowitz or Cochran to represent me. Bob Dole on the witness stand in my defense. Hell the Christian Coalition'll pay my legal fees. It's air tight Sid. I'm an innocent victim."
  • (Neve Campbell) "You're a psychotic."
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "Yeah, well. Shh --"
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "that'll be our little secret. Cause people love a good trial. It's like theater. They're dyin' for it. And I've worked hard to give the audience what they want. See that's what Billy was good at. He knew -- It's all about -- execution."
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "Empire Strikes Back. Better story, improved effects."
  • (Jamie Kennedy) "Not a sequel, part of a trilogy, completely planned."
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "Just wait until the trial. It is gonna rock."
  • (Laurie Metcalf) "Oh, Mickey, there's not going to be a trial."
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "The Delta Lambdas are the biggest bunch of f***in' --"
  • (Elise Neal) "Hey. I'm pledging Delta Lambda, thank you."

Courteney Cox as Gale

  • (Courteney Cox) "So what do you want to do, bonehead? Just sit around and wait to see who drops next?"
  • (David Arquette) "I don't know."
  • (David Arquette) "Phonehead."
  • (Courteney Cox) "So I am heading down to Admissions to do some legwork, you game?"
  • (David Arquette) "I'm not here to write a book Miss Weathers, I'm here to help Syd."
  • (Courteney Cox) "I wanna help her too, and help myself, of course. Come on Dewey, smile for me once, please."
  • (David Arquette) "I'll smile when I catch the killer."
  • (Courteney Cox) "Is she dead?"
  • (Neve Campbell) "I don't know. They always come back."
  • (Liev Schreiber) "Woah."
  • (Neve Campbell) "Just in case."
  • (Courteney Cox) "It's happening again, isn't it?"
  • (David Arquette) "You'd love that, wouldn't you? Better hurry Gale, might get scooped."
  • (Courteney Cox) "Look, local woman. I know you hold me up as your career template and that it gives you some sort of charge to challenge me, but give it a rest."
  • (Courteney Cox) "Hey, you'd better check your conscience at the door sweetie. I'm not here to be loved."
  • (Courteney Cox) "I feel bad Dewey, I feel really bad. I never say that cause I never feel bad about anything, but I feel bad now."
  • (David Arquette) "Is this just another brilliant Gale Weathers performance?"
  • (Courteney Cox) "There are no cameras here. I just wanna find this f***er. I really do."

Duane Martin as Joel

  • (Duane Martin) "Look, granted, I should've read your book before I took this job, but I'm reading it now and, whoa. I just read what happened to your last camera man. The guy got gutted. Now I'm gonna do what any rational human being would do and that is to get the f*** outta here."
  • (Courteney Cox) "First of all, he wasn't gutted; I made that part up -- his throat was slashed."
  • (Duane Martin) "Gale, gutted, slashed, the guy ain't in the union no more."
  • (Duane Martin) "Brothers don't last long in situations like this."

Elise Neal as Hallie

  • (Elise Neal) "I like the little furry things."
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "Ewoks, they blow."

Sarah Michelle Gellar as Cici

  • (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Who are you calling for?"
  • (Unnamed) "What if I said you?"
  • (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "What if I said goodbye?"
  • (Unnamed) "Why would you want to do that?"
  • (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Why do you always answer a question with a question?"
  • (Unnamed) "I'm inquisitive."
  • (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Yeah, and I'm impatient. Look, do you wanna leave a message for somebody?"
  • (Unnamed) "Do you want to die tonight, Cici?"
  • (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Drink with your brains, that's our motto."

Jada Pinkett Smith as Maureen Evans

  • (Jada Pinkett Smith) "See, if that was me, I'd be running."
  • (Jada Pinkett Smith) "Why is she naked? What has that got to do with the plot; her being butt ass naked?"
  • (Omar Epps) "I don't know about the plot but I'm gettin a stiffy."

Neve Campbell as Sydney

  • (Neve Campbell) "Hello? Hello?"
  • (Unnamed) "Hello Sidney."
  • (Neve Campbell) "Yes?"
  • (Unnamed) "What's your favorite scary movie?"
  • (Neve Campbell) "Who is this?"
  • (Unnamed) "You tell me."
  • (Neve Campbell) "Cory Gillis, 555-0176."
  • (Unnamed) "s***."
  • (Neve Campbell) "Hot flash Cory --"
  • (Unnamed) "s***."
  • (Neve Campbell) "-- prank calls are a criminal offense prosecuted under penal code 653M."
  • (Neve Campbell) "Hope you enjoyed the movie."
  • (Neve Campbell) "I want to know who it is."
  • (Elise Neal) "No, no, Sid."
  • (Neve Campbell) "I'm going back."
  • (Elise Neal) "Stupid people go back. Smart people run. We're smart people, so we should just get the f*** outta here."
  • (Neve Campbell) "Mrs. Loomis?"
  • (Courteney Cox) "What?"
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "BILLY'S MOTHER."
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "Nice twist huh? Didn't see it coming, did you?"
  • (Courteney Cox) "Jesus. It can't be, I've seen pictures of you."
  • (Neve Campbell) "Yeah this is 60 pounds and a lot of work later."
  • (Laurie Metcalf) "It's called a makeover. You should try it. Look a little tired yourself there, Gale."
  • (Neve Campbell) "Yea? Well, you're forgetting one thing about Billy Loomis."
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "What's that?"
  • (Neve Campbell) "I f***ing killed him."

Jerry O'Connell as Derek

  • (Jerry O'Connell) "Oh thank god Sidney, I thought I was gonna be up there until opening night."
  • (Neve Campbell) "Oh s***, the killer is here. He killed Hallie, he's here. s***, who tied these?"
  • (Jerry O'Connell) "What are you talking about?"
  • (Neve Campbell) "The killer. He's here."
  • (Jerry O'Connell) "Where?"
  • (Unnamed) "Right here."
  • (Unnamed) "You're fast, Sid."
  • (Unnamed) "I wouldn't do that if I were you. You really want to trust your boyfriend?"
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "Don't you know, history repeats itself? Hmm, Sid?"
  • (Unnamed) "Surprise, Sidney."
  • (Jerry O'Connell) "What the f***?"
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "Since Derek here disappeared on my ass, I've been on my own, all f***ing night. Thanks a lot, partner."
  • (Jerry O'Connell) "You motherf***er. Sid, you know me better than that. Untie me."
  • (Neve Campbell) "Oh my god, Derek."
  • (Jerry O'Connell) "No, no, no -- Sid."
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "It's okay, Derek. We got her."
  • (Jerry O'Connell) "No, no, Sid, listen to me. You know me better than that. He's lying."
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "What do you think, Derek? Sidney's experiencing a little deja vu?"
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "Sid, he's lying. The man is lying. Sid, untie me. Untie me."
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "Hmm. Boyfriend, killer. Boyfriend, killer. Boyfriend, killer."
  • (Jerry O'Connell) "No, I am gonna f***ing kill you. You are dead. Dead --."
  • (Jerry O'Connell) "I am gonna f***ing kill you. f***ING KILL YOU. You are dead. DEAD."

Liev Schreiber as Cotton

  • (Liev Schreiber) "I don't know about homicide, but you've definetely got me for raising my voice in a public library."
  • (Liev Schreiber) "Jeeze Gale, you've got more lives than a cat."

Christopher Doyle as Officer Richards

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Laurie Metcalf as Debbie

  • (Laurie Metcalf) "Two birds, one stone."
  • (Laurie Metcalf) "Oh. Mickey was a good boy, but my God. That whole "Blame-the-movies" motive? Did you buy that for one second? The poor boy was completely out of his mind."
  • (Neve Campbell) "And you're not?"
  • (Laurie Metcalf) "No. I'm very sane."
  • (Laurie Metcalf) "My motive isn't as 90's as Mickey's. Mine is just good, old-fashioned revenge. You killed my son. And now I kill you, and I can't think of anything more rational."
  • (Neve Campbell) "You're never gonna get away with this."
  • (Laurie Metcalf) "Oh, of course I will."
  • (Laurie Metcalf) "Everything's traceable back to Mickey. Including the cop gun he used to kill everybody. But let's just suppose that you had gotten hold of the other cop's gun. And you chased Mickey, and there was a big shoot-out, and a big scuffle. And you shot Mickey. Killed Mickey dead."
  • (Laurie Metcalf) "But not before he got off one shot at you. Okay. So, have I covered everything? Are there any questions? Any comments? You know what, though?"
  • (Laurie Metcalf) "Who gives a flyin' f***, anyway? Let 'em try and track down the second possible killer. Debbie Salt doesn't exist."
  • (Laurie Metcalf) "Please Miss Weathers, it would just be such an honor if I could get a quote from you for my story."
  • (Courteney Cox) "All right. Begin quote."
  • (Laurie Metcalf) "Great."
  • (Courteney Cox) "Your flattering remarks are both desperate and obvious. End quote."
  • (Laurie Metcalf) "Two birds, one stone. Mickey was a good boy, but, MY GOD, that old "Blame The Movies" motive. Did you buy that for one second? Poor boy was completely out of his mind."
  • (Neve Campbell) "And you're not?"
  • (Laurie Metcalf) "No. I'm very sane. My motive isn't as "90s" as Mickey's. Mine is just good old fashioned revenge. You could killed my son. And, now, I kill you and I can't think of anything more rational."
  • (Neve Campbell) "You're never gonna get away with this."
  • (Laurie Metcalf) "Oh, of course, I will. Everything's traceable back to Mickey, including the cop gun he used to kill everybody. But let's just say that you have gotten hold of the other cop's gun. And you chased Mickey and there was a big shoot out and a big scuffle, and you shot Mickey, killed Mickey dead. But not before he got off one shot at you. Okay. So, have I covered everything? Are there any questions? Any comments? You know what, though? Who gives a flying f***, ANYWAY? Let 'em try and track down the second possible killer. Debbie Salt doesn't exist."
  • (Neve Campbell) "You're as crazy as your son was."
  • (Laurie Metcalf) "What did you just say? Was that a negative, disparaging remark about my son? About my Billy?"
  • (Neve Campbell) "No. Billy was a good boy. Billy was perfect. You did a bang up job, Mrs. Loomis."
  • (Laurie Metcalf) "Not wise to patronize a mother with a gun, Sidney. Randy spoke poorly of Billy and I got little knife happy. Ha. I was a good mother. You know what makes me sick? I am sick to death of people saying that it's all the parents' fault that all starts with the family. Wanna blame someone? Why don't you blame YOUR MOTHER? She was the one who stole my husband and broke up my family. And then you took my son. You don't know what it is to be a mother, to raise a child and teach him and guide him- --"
  • (Neve Campbell) "- -AND ABANDON HIM? Isn't Mickey supposed to be dead?"

David Arquette as Dewey

  • (David Arquette) "Look, Gale's no killer."
  • (Jamie Kennedy) "Ok, all right then, but if she's not a killer, she's a target."
  • (David Arquette) "Typically, serial killers are white male."
  • (Jamie Kennedy) "That's why it's perfect. It's sort of against the rules but not really. Mrs. Voorhees was a terrific serial killer, and there's always room for Candyman's daughter. She's sweet, she's deadly, she's bad for your teeth."
  • (David Arquette) "How do you know that my dimwitted inexperience isn't merely a subtle form of manipulation, used to lower people's expectations, thereby enhancing my ability to effectively manuever within any given situation?"
  • (David Arquette) "When did she start smoking?"
  • (Jamie Kennedy) "Ever since those nude pictures on the internet."
  • (Courteney Cox) "It was just my head, it was Jennifer Aniston's body."

Omar Epps as Phil Stevens

  • (Omar Epps) "We got these tickets for free."
  • (Jada Pinkett Smith) "It's some dumb-ass white movie about some dumb-ass white girls getting their white asses cut the f*** up, okay?"

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