Screwed (2000 film) Quotes

Screwed (2000 film) is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Screwed stopped airing in 1970.

It features Robert Simonds as producer, Michel Colombier in charge of musical score, and Robert Brinkmann as head of cinematography.

Screwed (2000 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Screwed (2000 film) is 81 minutes long. Screwed (2000 film) is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Norm Macdonald as Willard Fillmore, Dave Chappelle as Rusty P. Hayes, and Dave Chappelle as Rusty.

Screwed (2000 film) Quotes

Dave Chappelle as Rusty P. Hayes

• (Dave Chappelle) "Your daddy didn't say, "If you work for Ms. Crock, you'll get ahead." He said if you work for Ms. Crock, you'll get head."

• (Police in Car) "Halt. This is the police."
• (Dave Chappelle) "Well, no s***."

• (Dave Chappelle) "Sweet Jesus. We kidnapped a turd."

• (Dave Chappelle) "You expect me to believe you were mugged?"
• (Norm Macdonald) "Mugged? It was more like a rape."
• (Norm Macdonald) "Well -- not real rape."

• (Dave Chappelle) "And that's why you should never trust a black man named Chip."

Norm Macdonald as Willard Fillmore

• (Norm Macdonald) "What the hell did you do that for?"
• (Dave Chappelle) "I was scared."
• (Norm Macdonald) "So everytime you're scared you hit a guy over the head with a desk lamp?"

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