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Screwed the Pooch Quotes

Screwed the Pooch is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Screwed the Pooch stopped airing in 1970.

Screwed the Pooch Quotes

  • (Joe Swanson) "You should find some common ground with your father-in-law, Peter. Figure out what he likes and study up on it."
  • (Peter Griffin) "Hey, that's a great idea. I'll learn how to act like a rich guy. In fact, I'm going to start right now."
  • (Peter Griffin) "Cratchit. You're working through Christmas."
  • (Unnamed) "But sir, what of Tiny Tim?"
  • (Peter Griffin) "Bah. He and his ukulele shall go wanting."
  • (Barbara Pewterschmidt) "Would you like a piece of candy?"
  • (Stewie Griffin) "I smell death on you."
  • (Lois Griffin) "What's Brian doing?"
  • (Meg Griffin) "Oh, my God."
  • (Carter Pewterschmidt) "He's violating Sea Breeze."
  • (Peter Griffin) "No, no. He's just awkwardly positioning himself -- now he's violating Sea Breeze."
  • (Michael Eisner) "Man, the people look like ants from up here."
  • (Bill Gates) "They are ants, Michael. They ARE ants."
  • (Carter Pewterschmidt) "Hello, everyone."
  • (Lois Griffin) "Hi, Daddy."
  • (Peter Griffin) "Bonjour, Monsieur Pewterschmidt."
  • (Carter Pewterschmidt) "Did Peter have a stroke?"
  • (Lois Griffin) "No, Daddy, Peter's cultured himself, like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman."
  • (Carter Pewterschmidt) "Oh, so I should treat him like a high-class whore?"
  • (Peter Griffin) "That's fine, just no kissing on the lips."
  • (Peter Griffin) "Crap, there's a toll booth. Anybody got a quarter?"
  • (Bill Gates) "What's a quarter?"
  • (Lois Griffin) "Daddy, Peter's been trying really hard to get you to like him. Couldn't you give him another chance? Let him join your poker game tomorrow night?"
  • (Carter Pewterschmidt) "Sorry, honey, I'd rather be stuck in an elevator with Nathan Lane, Gilbert Gottfried, Carrot Top -- uhh, Sean Hayes, oh, you get the picture."
  • (Lois Griffin) "Please?"
  • (Carter Pewterschmidt) "No."
  • (Lois Griffin) "OK. You know, maybe later I'll take Mom by the shoeshine place and introduce her to that nice mulatto boy who looks an awful lot like --"
  • (Carter Pewterschmidt) "Say, would, uh, Peter like to play poker with us?"
  • (Lois Griffin) "He'd love to, Daddy."
  • (Carter Pewterschmidt) "That sounds dynamite."
  • (Lois Griffin) "Brian, why don't you come up to my parents' house with us? The fresh air'll help you relax."
  • (Stewie Griffin) "Mm, I know where I go when I want to relax."
  • (Stewie Griffin) "I know the guy that owns this place."
  • (Unnamed) "What?"
  • (Stewie Griffin) "I said, I know the guy that -- oh, I'll you later, I love this song."
  • (Country Club Member) "Carter, did you tell your son-in-law he's not supposed to swallow the wine?"
  • (Peter Griffin) "Hey, where the hell is that Peter Griffin? He said he'd give me a hundred dollars if I took off all my clothes off."
  • (Brian Griffin) "You're almost there, Seabreeze. Oh, and also, uh, I didn't bring this up before but, uh, promise me you won't eat any of them."
  • (Carter Pewterschmidt) "You idiot. I'm never taking you to my country club again."
  • (Peter Griffin) "Look, I'm sorry, Mr. Pewterschmidt --"
  • (Carter Pewterschmidt) "Your husband is a moron. He walks up to the Premier of China and says "Dong, where is my automobile?""
  • (Peter Griffin) "Lois is making me visit the in-laws this weekend. I don't know why she even bothers. Me and Lois' old man have never gotten along."
  • (Peter Griffin) "Hey, I got an e-mail from Mr. Pewterschmidt."
  • (Brian Griffin) "I rented those for Peter. He got banned from the video store for taping over their movies."
  • (Unnamed) "Rosebud."
  • (Peter Griffin) "It's his sled. It was his sled from when he was a kid. There I just saved you two long boobless hours"
  • (Carter Pewterschmidt) "Bill, Peter's an antitrust lawyer with the Justice Department."
  • (Carter Pewterschmidt) "Ah, just kidding. He's a fisherman or some stupid thing."
  • (Brian Griffin) "Were you followed?"
  • (Lois Griffin) "Don't worry, I've got a decoy."
  • (Quagmire) "Hey, Lois. Hubba-hubba -- Whoa. Lois, you put on a few, huh?"
  • (Chris Griffin) "Well, I never."
  • (Stewie Griffin) "That's all right, honey, I don't think he was the one anyway. Now, let's go get sundaes."
  • (Lois) "Was he just mas --"
  • (Peter) "Yes. Do -- do I rub his nose in it?"

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