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Secrets and Lies (30 Rock) Quotes

Secrets and Lies (30 Rock) is a television show that first aired in 1970 . Secrets and Lies completed its run in 1970.

Secrets and Lies (30 Rock) Quotes

  • (Jack) "We are lovers."
  • (Liz Lemon) "That word bums me out unless it's between the words "meat" and "pizza"."
  • (Jack) "I like when a woman has ambition. It's like seeing a dog wearing clothes."
  • (Liz Lemon) "Wait. Isn't she that congresswoman who's trying to --"
  • (Jack) "Trying to destroy this company for allegedly turning some children orange? Yes, and therein lies the dilemma. This corporation has a very strict bros before hoes policy."
  • (Liz Lemon) "Wow so you must really have some serious feelings for her."
  • (Jack) "Okay if I can't say "lovers" you can't say "feelings". But yes, it is serious."
  • (Josh Girard) "Your lame thing is on his pants."
  • (Liz Lemon) "Well, I will leave you to it."
  • (Celeste Cunningham) "'It' meaning 'business'."
  • (Liz Lemon) "Of course. I call the movie 'Risky Business' 'Risky It' because it means business. Lemon out."
  • (Celeste Cunningham) "I should never have listened to a woman who tapes her bra together."
  • (Jack) "Lemon."
  • (Celeste Cunningham) "Jack, I convinced the Sheinhardt Wig plaintiffs to settle."
  • (Jack) "That's fantastic news. What did they end up getting?"
  • (Celeste Cunningham) "$5 million each."
  • (Jack) "$5 million each? That's NBA sexual assault money."
  • (Tracy Jordan) "I do not want to disappoint my Japanese public, especially Godzilla. HAHAHAHA. Just kidding. I know he doesn't care what humans do."

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