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Selfish (House) Quotes

Selfish (House) is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Selfish ended its run in 1970.

Selfish (House) Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "That fight -- it was the first honest interaction you and I have had since we came back to work. If we are painfully, brutally honest with each other, maybe we'll get lucky again."
  • (Unnamed) "You've got a big ass."
  • (Unnamed) "I can't handle it."
  • (Unnamed) "What happened?"
  • (Unnamed) "She said yes. I heard "no." I didn't actually hear "no." I just was sure that's what she meant. The way she tilted her head and half arched her eyebrow. Why do I even care what she meant? She said "yes." That's all that matters. I'm screwing this up."
  • (Unnamed) "HR can't find you a new supervisor."
  • (Unnamed) "How come?"
  • (Unnamed) "Because you're unsuperviseable, House. Two department chairs threatened to quit."
  • (Unnamed) "A Scare test is insane."
  • (Unnamed) "Scare test is legitimate. Simulates real world conditions. This fling with Cuddy is insane. Flare gun? Scary enough?"
  • (Unnamed) "How about just telling her we're planning this stupid test? And I'm hoping House and Cuddy are more than just a fling. It's clearly mellowed him out. He didn't even care about Thirteen."
  • (Unnamed) "Right, the guy who ordered us to stop the patient's heart has mellowed out. It's gonna be horrible because it's doomed. Which is just gonna make House 50 times more of a crank. Firecrackers. We can hide 'em under one of those covered food trays."
  • (Unnamed) "Did it ever occur to you that House is just happy, and could give a crap about other people's lives because of it?"
  • (Unnamed) "Well, that's ironic and depressing. And by that logic, the reason you don't give a crap is because you're happy. Which means you've got someone new, giving you chew toys."
  • (Unnamed) "You're one fourth right."
  • (Unnamed) "Wait. Are you saying --"
  • (Unnamed) "You're dating four women?"
  • (Unnamed) "If I confirm it, can we leave?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yes."
  • (Unnamed) "It's true."
  • (Unnamed) "I've been more passionate with my great-aunt."
  • (Unnamed) "Mabel? Up high."
  • (Unnamed) "We done here?"
  • (Unnamed) "If she'd told us about her symptoms sooner; like ever -she might not be dying. You were right after all."
  • (Unnamed) "I never said sickle --"
  • (Unnamed) ""If everyone were more selfish, the world would be a better place.""
  • (Unnamed) "What's with the Death's head cane?"
  • (Unnamed) "They didn't have a Death's ass cane in my size."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm seeing Cuddy -- Generally, without her clothes on. Use your imagination. Hope it's got a wide-angle lens."
  • (Unnamed) "You don't actually need that."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm gonna go check my office for whoopee cushions."
  • (Unnamed) "This is not a prank."
  • (Unnamed) "This not me walking out the door."
  • (Unnamed) "You do so many great things. I just watch. I get to watch and coach and cheer. That's not me out there. Never will be. If you take this piece of me, carry it with you, then I really can share everything you do. This is the great thing I can do with my life. Don't make me live without you."
  • (Unnamed) "And you're not worried you're being selfless to the point of self-denial?"
  • (Unnamed) "You've never been inspired by someone?"
  • (Unnamed) "People who have not seen Cuddy naked should not throw stones."

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