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Serial Mom Quotes

Serial Mom is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Serial Mom completed its run in 1970.

It features Basil Poledouris in charge of musical score, and Robert M. Stevens as head of cinematography.

Serial Mom is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Serial Mom is 93 minutes long. Serial Mom is distributed by Savoy Pictures.

The cast includes: Kathleen Turner as Beverly, Walt MacPherson as Detective Gracey, Matthew Lillard as Chip Sutphin, Ricki Lake as Misty Sutphin, Sam Waterston as Eugene Sutphin, Rosemary Knower and Susan Lowe as Cop, Kathleen Turner as Beverly Sutphin, Matthew Lillard as Chip, Mink Stole as Dottie Hinkle, Mary Jo Catlett as Rosemary Ackerman, Patty Hearst as Juror #8, Patricia Dunnock as Birdie, Justin Whalin as Scotty Barnhill, and Kathy Fannon as Betty Sterner.

Serial Mom Quotes

Kathleen Turner as Beverly

  • (Kathleen Turner) "I don't like to read about movies. They're so violent."
  • (Kathleen Turner) "Officers, life doesn't have to be ugly. See, look at the birds out there. Listen to their call: "Oo-ee. Oo-ee. Oo-ee. Oo-ee. Oo-ee.""
  • (Kathleen Turner) "REWIND."
  • (Kathleen Turner) "I don't know what it is about today but I feel great. Cookie?"
  • (Kathleen Turner) "Oh, kids, are you doing your homework?"
  • (Kathleen Turner) "Do you think I need a lawyer?"
  • (Matthew Lillard) "You need an agent."
  • (Kathleen Turner) "Are those p*****willows?"
  • (Mary Jo Catlett) "Dried ones. Aren't they pretty?"
  • (Mink Stole) "What did you just say?"
  • (Kathleen Turner) "p*****willows, Dottie."
  • (Kathleen Turner) "Scrambled eggs anybody?"
  • (Kathleen Turner) "You can't wear white after Labor Day."
  • (Patty Hearst) "That's not true anymore."
  • (Kathleen Turner) "Yes it is. Didn't your mother tell you? Now you know."
  • (Patty Hearst) "No. Please. Fashion has changed."
  • (Kathleen Turner) "No -- it hasn't."
  • (Kathleen Turner) "It's been a crazy day hasn't it?"
  • (Kathleen Turner) "Officer, I'm sorry, but we don't allow gum in this house."
  • (Walt MacPherson) "Sorry, ma'am."
  • (Kathleen Turner) "Wear your seatbelt."
  • (Kathleen Turner) "Mrs. Hinkle, are you insane?"
  • (Mink Stole) "No I'm not, you motherf***er."

Sam Waterston as Eugene Sutphin

  • (Sam Waterston) "That's a nice dress you're wearing this morning, Misty."
  • (Ricki Lake) "Thanks."
  • (Sam Waterston) "You think the kids are awake?"
  • (Kathleen Turner) "We could be very quiet."
  • (Sam Waterston) "Oh, honey. You're hot tonight."
  • (Kathleen Turner) "Oh, yeah."
  • (Sam Waterston) "Honey, I'm ready."
  • (Sam Waterston) "Beverly, I've read all about this. Is it menopausal?"
  • (Kathleen Turner) "Oh, honey."

Ricki Lake as Misty Sutphin

  • (Ricki Lake) "I'm stood up. I'll kill that bastard. I mean it, he should be dead that lousy creep. He told me he'd be here. I'll kill him."
  • (Kathleen Turner) "Umm, don't use words unless you mean them, Misty."
  • (Ricki Lake) "Now I'll never get a boyfriend."
  • (Ricki Lake) "He killed people, mom."
  • (Kathleen Turner) "We all have our bad days."

Patricia Dunnock as Birdie

  • (Patricia Dunnock) "Hey, can I borrow your mother? My Aunt is coming for dinner and she's always getting on my nerves."
  • (Patricia Dunnock) "You know, you're bigger than Freddy and Jason now, only you're a real person."

Mink Stole as Dottie Hinkle

  • (Mink Stole) "Hello?"
  • (Kathleen Turner) "Is this the Cocksucker residence?"
  • (Mink Stole) "God damn you. Stop calling here."
  • (Kathleen Turner) "Is this Four Two One Five p***** Way?"
  • (Mink Stole) "You bitch."
  • (Kathleen Turner) "Now let me check the zip code. Two-one-two-f***-you?"
  • (Mink Stole) "The police are tracing this call this very minute."
  • (Kathleen Turner) "Well, Dottie Hinkle, then why aren't they here, huh, f***face?"
  • (Mink Stole) "f*** YOU."
  • (Kathleen Turner) "Bwaahahahaha."
  • (Mink Stole) "DIDN'T I JUST SAY f*** YOU?"
  • (Kathleen Turner) "I beg your pardon?"
  • (Mink Stole) "Who is this?"
  • (Kathleen Turner) "Mrs. Wilson from the telephone company. I understand you're having problems with an obscene phone caller?"
  • (Mink Stole) "Yes, I am. I'm sorry, Mrs. Wilson. But this is driving me crazy. I've had my number changed twice already. I'm a divorced woman, please help me."
  • (Kathleen Turner) "Well what exactly does this sick individual say to you?"
  • (Mink Stole) "I can't say the words out loud, I don't use bad language."
  • (Kathleen Turner) "Oh well, I know it's difficult but we need to know the exact words."
  • (Mink Stole) "I'll try. COCKSUCKER, that's what she calls me."
  • (Kathleen Turner) "LISTEN TO YOUR FILTHY MOUTH, YA f***IN WHORE."
  • (Mink Stole) "god**** YOU."
  • (Kathleen Turner) "MOTHERf***ER."
  • (Mink Stole) "COCKSUCKER."

Matthew Lillard as Chip Sutphin

  • (Matthew Lillard) "Did you bring back "Ghost Dad"?"
  • (Unnamed) "There ya go"
  • (Unnamed) "I just love Bill Cosby pictures."
  • (Matthew Lillard) "The "Citizen Kane" of gore movies."
  • (Matthew Lillard) "Dad, you don't think she did it, do you?"
  • (Ricki Lake) "I do. Mom's gone crazy."
  • (Sam Waterston) "Your mother may have some problems. That's all."
  • (Matthew Lillard) "I'm so happy I could s***."
  • (Kathleen Turner) "Chip, you know how I hate the brown word."
  • (Matthew Lillard) "If mom's psycho, Scotty will still be okay, won't he?"
  • (Sam Waterston) "We hope so, son. And no matter what your mother is, we'll love her anyway."
  • (Matthew Lillard) "Mom, are you a serial killer?"
  • (Kathleen Turner) "The only "serial" I know anything about is Rice Krispies."

Mary Jo Catlett as Rosemary Ackerman

  • (Mary Jo Catlett) "I tell you right there I saw blood on the bottom of her shoes, not exactly blood, it was gore, hanging there like a runny nose."

Kathy Fannon as Betty Sterner

  • (Kathy Fannon) "Are you okay, Ralph?"
  • (Sam Waterston) "Mrs. Sterner, please stay in the waiting room."
  • (Unnamed) "Help me, Betty, he's worse than the dentist in "Marathon Man"."

Walt MacPherson as Detective Gracey

  • (Walt MacPherson) "Doctor Sutphin, is your wife mental?"
  • (Walt MacPherson) "Christ, that was Beaver Cleaver's mother."

Rosemary Knower and Susan Lowe as Cop

  • (Rosemary Knower and Susan Lowe) "All units: Serial Mom is headed South on Ceswick. Proceed with caution. She is armed and f***in' nuts."

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