Sex and the City (film) Quotes

Sex and the City (film) is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Sex and the City stopped airing in 1970.

It features Sarah Jessica Parker, Michael Patrick King, and Darren Star; John Melfi as producer, Aaron Zigman in charge of musical score, and John Thomas as head of cinematography.

Sex and the City (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Sex and the City (film) is 145 minutes long. Sex and the City (film) is distributed by New Line Cinema.

The cast includes: Chris Noth as Mr. Big, Kim Cattrall as Samantha Jones, Sarah Jessica Parker as Carrie Bradshaw, Kristin Davis as Charlotte York, Cynthia Nixon as Miranda Hobbes, Evan Handler as Harry Goldenblatt, David Eigenberg as Steve Brady, Candice Bergen as Enid Frick, Mario Cantone as Anthony Marentino, and Jennifer Hudson as Louise.

Sex and the City (film) Quotes

Cynthia Nixon as Miranda Hobbes

• (Cynthia Nixon) "And I'm deaf."

• (Cynthia Nixon) "Why did we ever stop drinking these?"
• (Sarah Jessica Parker) "Because everyone else started."

• (Cynthia Nixon) "Yeah, it's all so hot three days in."

• (Cynthia Nixon) "Is it just me or is Valentine's Day on steroids this year?"
• (Sarah Jessica Parker) "No it's the same, we just played for the other team."

• (Cynthia Nixon) "The only two choices for women; witch and sexy kitten."
• (Sarah Jessica Parker) "Oh you just said a mouthful there sister."

Chris Noth as Mr. Big

• (Chris Noth) "That's why you need a diamond -- to seal the deal."

• (Chris Noth) "Would you want to get married?"
• (Sarah Jessica Parker) "Well, I didn't, didn't think that was an option."
• (Chris Noth) "What if it was an option?"
• (Sarah Jessica Parker) "Why? What? Do you want to get married?"
• (Chris Noth) "I wouldn't mind being married to you. Would you mind being married to me?"
• (Sarah Jessica Parker) "No, no, not, not if that's what you wanted. I mean, is, is that what you want?"
• (Chris Noth) "I want you. So, ok."
• (Sarah Jessica Parker) "So really, we're, we're getting married?"
• (Chris Noth) "We're getting married. Should we get you a diamond?"
• (Sarah Jessica Parker) "No. No. Just get me a really big closet."

• (Chris Noth) "You make me very happy."
• (Sarah Jessica Parker) "Yeah, yeah -- put it in writing."

• (Chris Noth) "Ever Thine, Ever Mine, Ever Ours."

• (Chris Noth) "This is my third marriage. How do you think that makes me look?"

Kim Cattrall as Samantha Jones

• (Kim Cattrall) "I can't color enough, I would color all day every day If I had my way, I would use every crayon in my box"
• (Sarah Jessica Parker) "We get it. You like to color --"

• (Kim Cattrall) "Hey dick-wad, I'm speaking."

• (Kim Cattrall) "Just calling to make sure you aren't hanging from your shower rod."

• (Jerry 'Smith' Jerrod) "You seem distant."
• (Kim Cattrall) "Distant? You're still in me."

• (Sarah Jessica Parker) "I don't know how to work this."

• (Kim Cattrall) "I'm gonna say the one thing you aren't supposed to say. I love you -- but I love me more. I've been in a relationship with myself for 49 years and that's the one I need to work on."

• (Kim Cattrall) "Relationships aren't just about being happy. I mean, how often are you happy in your relationship?"
• (Kristin Davis) "Every day."
• (Kim Cattrall) "Every day?"
• (Kristin Davis) "Well, not all day every day but yes, every day."

• (Kim Cattrall) "Don't blame marriage. This one's married and she's not growing a national forest."

• (Kim Cattrall) "This is my second most favorite thing I've found in there."

• (Kim Cattrall) "Happy f***ing Valentine's Day."

• (Kim Cattrall) "I'm sorry. I'm your neighbor and my dog ran up on your dick -- deck."

• (Kim Cattrall) "You see? This is how it starts. Next thing you know, we're only having sex three or four times a week."

• (Kim Cattrall) "Here we come."

• (Kim Cattrall) "I feel the same way as you feel about Botox. Painful and unnecessary."

• (Kim Cattrall) "A lot of s*** went down in this apartment. Attention must be paid."

• (Kim Cattrall) "So here's to the groom, who finally got Carried away."

• (Kim Cattrall) "The good ones screw you, the bad ones screw you, and the rest don't know how to screw you."

Sarah Jessica Parker as Carrie Bradshaw

• (Sarah Jessica Parker) "Hello -- I live here."

• (Sarah Jessica Parker) "I thought I'd still be in extreme pain. But I feel nothing. I'd like some more nothing."

• (Sarah Jessica Parker) "And we were dressed from head to toe in love -- the only label that never goes out of style."

• (Sarah Jessica Parker) "Year after year, twenty-something women come to New York City in search of the two L's: labels and love."

• (Sarah Jessica Parker) "I know, my head's in the Witness Protection Program."

• (Sarah Jessica Parker) "Lets go down to the hotel for dinner tonight, I need to get myself out of my Mexi-coma."
• (Kim Cattrall) "Aww, you made a little joke. Good for you."

• (Sarah Jessica Parker) "They say nothing lasts forever; dreams change, trends come and go, but friendships never go out of style."

• (Sarah Jessica Parker) "He's my boyfriend."
• (Chris Noth) "Aren't I a little old to be introduced as your boyfriend?"
• (Sarah Jessica Parker) "Point taken. From now on you'll be my man-friend."
• (Chris Noth) "That sounds like a dog."
• (Sarah Jessica Parker) "Well if the shoe fits."

• (Sarah Jessica Parker) "What makes you think something bad is gonna happen?"
• (Kristin Davis) "Because. Nobody gets everything they want. Look at you, look at Miranda. You're good people and you two both got shafted. I'm so happy and -- something bad is going to happen."
• (Sarah Jessica Parker) "Sweetie, you s*** your pants this year. I think you're done."

• (Sarah Jessica Parker) "And there, in the same city where they met as girls, four New York women entered the next phase of their lives dressed head to toe in love. And that's the one label that never goes out of style."

• (Sarah Jessica Parker) "New York Magazine says Brooklyn is the new Manhattan."
• (Cynthia Nixon) "Yes, but whoever wrote that lives in Brooklyn."

• (Sarah Jessica Parker) "Some labels are best left in the closet."

• (Sarah Jessica Parker) "Sweetie, you s*** your pants this year. I think you're done."

• (Sarah Jessica Parker) "What does your gut tell you?"

• (Sarah Jessica Parker) "Well, honey, what have you been eating?"
• (Kim Cattrall) "Everything except Dante's dick."

• (Sarah Jessica Parker) "Yes, the honeymoon to a romantic Mexican resort that I prepaid on my credit card to surprise the man who jilted me."

• (Sarah Jessica Parker) "Maybe you're only alloted a certain amount of tears per man; and I've used mine up."

• (Sarah Jessica Parker) "Charlotte Poughkeepsied in her pants."

• (Sarah Jessica Parker) "I put a bird on my head."

• (Sarah Jessica Parker) "I let the wedding get bigger than Big."

• (Sarah Jessica Parker) "Some love stories aren't epic novels, some are short stories"
• (Sarah Jessica Parker) "But, that doesn't make them any less filled with love."

Jennifer Hudson as Louise

• (Jennifer Hudson) "It's a rental. Like Netflix for purses."

Mario Cantone as Anthony Marentino

• (Mario Cantone) "The invitations are fancier than the dress."
• (Sarah Jessica Parker) "I heard that."
• (Mario Cantone) "I meant you to."

• (Mario Cantone) "It's like trying to fit a cream puff through a key hole."

Candice Bergen as Enid Frick

• (Candice Bergen) "Forty is the last age a woman can be photographed in a wedding dress without the unintended Diane Arbus subtext."

Kristin Davis as Charlotte York

• (Kristin Davis) "I curse the day you were born."

• (Kristin Davis) "I always knew she'd marry Big."
• (Kim Cattrall) "You thought that after the second break up?"
• (Kristin Davis) "Yep."
• (Cynthia Nixon) "After the fifteenth?"
• (Sarah Jessica Parker) "Ha ha, we broke up a lot."

Evan Handler as Harry Goldenblatt

• (Evan Handler) "It's my lot in life to be surrounded by beautiful women."

• (Evan Handler) "I'm a big pile of love today."

David Eigenberg as Steve Brady

• (David Eigenberg) "Miranda, it's still me."
• (Cynthia Nixon) "Is it?"

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