Sexy Beast Quotes

Sexy Beast is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Sexy Beast completed its run in 1970.

It features Jeremy Thomas as producer, Roque Baños in charge of musical score, and Ivan Bird as head of cinematography.

Sexy Beast is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Sexy Beast is 88 minutes long. Sexy Beast is distributed by Fox Searchlight Pictures.

The cast includes: Ben Kingsley as Don, Ray Winstone as Gal, Ian McShane as Teddy Bass, Cavan Kendall as Aitch, Julianne White as Jackie, James Fox as Harry, and Amanda Redman as Deedee Dove.

Sexy Beast Quotes

Ray Winstone as Gal

• (Ray Winstone) "You were right Don. Technically speaking, you were right. But you're dead. So shut up."

• (Ray Winstone) "f*** off, I'm beautiful."

• (Ray Winstone) "Deedee, I love you like a rose loves rainwater -- like a leopard loves its partner in the jungle, like; I don't know what like. I love yuh -- I love yuh, I love yuh --"

• (Ray Winstone) "People say, "Don't you miss it, Gal?" I say, "What, England? Nah. f***ing place. It's a dump. Don't make me laugh. Grey, grimy, sooty. What a s*** hole. What a toilet. Every c*** with a long face shuffling about, moaning, all worried. No thanks, not for me." They say, "What's it like, then, Spain?" And I'll say, "It's hot. Hot. Oh, it's f***ing hot. Too hot? Not for me, I love it.""

• (Ray Winstone) "Oh, yeah. Bloody hell. I'm sweating in here. Roasting. Boiling. Baking. Sweltering. It's like a sauna. Furnace. You can fry an egg on my stomach. Ohh, who wouldn't lap this up? It's ridiculous. Tremendous. Fantastic. Fan-dabby-dozy-tastic."

• (Ray Winstone) "Would you like the Tour?"
• (Ben Kingsley) "I'll see it when I take piss."

• (Ray Winstone) "I am going to have to turn this opportunity down."
• (Ben Kingsley) "No, you are going to have to turn this opportunity yes."

• (Ray Winstone) "I love you like a rose loves rainwater, like a leopard loves its partner in the jungle, like -- I don't know what like."

• (Ray Winstone) "I'd be useless."
• (Ben Kingsley) "Useless?"
• (Ray Winstone) "I would be."
• (Ben Kingsley) "In what way?"
• (Ray Winstone) "In every f***ing way."
• (Ben Kingsley) "Why are you swearing? I'm not swearing."

• (Ray Winstone) "No."
• (Ben Kingsley) "Yes."
• (Ray Winstone) "No."
• (Ben Kingsley) "Yes."
• (Ray Winstone) "No."
• (Ben Kingsley) "Fat c***."
• (Ray Winstone) "No, No, No."
• (Ben Kingsley) "Yes, Yes, Yes."

Cavan Kendall as Aitch

• (Cavan Kendall) "He 'ain't gonna get f*** all with that blunderbluss. He'd be better off with a spear."
• (Ray Winstone) "Shut-up Aitch."

• (Cavan Kendall) "Look, with this pill, they say you take it and that's it. Your hair don't grow, you don't go bald, it stays the same. You have your hair cut once, in whatever style you want, and it stays like that for the rest of your natural life. It's completely revolutionary."
• (Julianne White) "What if you get fed up with your style, you berk?"
• (Cavan Kendall) "Ahh -- Well, that's where the antidote comes in. The whole process is reversible. You just take a different pill. Now, I'm not saying this is gonna happen next year but it will happen, it's definitely coming. Hairdressers are s***ting themselves."
• (Julianne White) "Shut up."
• (Cavan Kendall) "They did a test with three monkeys, right? Gave 'em all a Beatles-style haircut. They've been living with that cut for the past two years. And apparently, they're very happy with it."

Ian McShane as Teddy Bass

• (Ian McShane) "What are you staring at?"
• (James Fox) "The back of your head."
• (Ian McShane) "Well don't. Stare at the back of your own f***ing head."

• (Ian McShane) "If I cared, Gal, if I f***ing cared. If I gave one solitary f*** about Don -- get out of the f***ing car."

• (Ian McShane) "Well I'm going to give you a tenner. I only have twenties, have you got change?"

• (Ian McShane) "Men, or women?"
• (James Fox) "Oh -- definitely."

Ben Kingsley as Don

• (Ben Kingsley) "I love you, Gal. You're lovable. Big lovable bloke. Loveable lump. Loveable lummox. Gal Dove, party boy. Big oaf."

• (Ben Kingsley) "You got very nice eyes, DeeDee. Never noticed them before. They real?"

• (Ben Kingsley) "Shut up, c***. You louse. You got some f***in' neck ain't you. Retired? f*** off, you're revolting. Look at your suntan, it's leather, it's like leather man, your skin. We could make a f***ing suitcase out of you. Like a crocodile, fat crocodile, fat bastard. You look like f***ing Idi Amin, you know what I mean? Stay here? You should be ashamed of yourself. Who do you think you are? King of the castle? Cock of the walk?"
• (Ben Kingsley) "What you think this is the wheel of fortune? You think you can make your dough and f*** off? Leave the table? Thanks Don, see you Don, off to sunny Spain now Don, f*** off Don. Lying in your pool like a fat blob laughing at me, you think I'm gonna have that? You really think I'm gonna have that, ya ponce. All right, I'll make it easy for you. God knows you're f***ing trying. Are you gonna do the job? It's not a difficult question, are you gonna do the job, yes or no?"

• (Ben Kingsley) "You ever worked in an office?"
• (Julianne White) "No."
• (Ben Kingsley) "Nice telephone voice. I've worked in an office. I was 17. Does that surprise you?"
• (Amanda Redman) "What, that you were 17?"
• (Ben Kingsley) "You got very nice eye, DeeDee. Never noticed them before. They real?"

• (Ben Kingsley) "You're going to shoot me?"

• (Ben Kingsley) "You're on two per cent, two and a half, maybe even three. Depends on the usual bumflufferies. It's not about the money with you and me is it, Gal? It's the charge, it's the bolt, it's the buzz, it's the sheer f*** off-ness of it all. Am I right?"

• (Ben Kingsley) "You're the problem. You're the f***ing problem you f***ing Dr White honkin' jam-rag f***ing spunk-bubble. I'm telling you Aitch you keep looking at me I'll put you in the f***ing ground, promise you."

• (Ben Kingsley) "You're giving too much of yourself away, mate."

• (Ben Kingsley) "Talk to me, Gal. I'm here for you. I'm a good listener."
• (Ray Winstone) "What can I say, Don? I've said it all. I'm retired."
• (Ben Kingsley) "Shut up."

• (Ben Kingsley) "Not this time, Gal. Not this time. Not this f***ing time. No. No no no no no no no no no. No. No no no no no no no no no no no no no. No. Not this f***ing time. No f***ing way. No f***ing way, no f***ing way, no f***ing way. You've made me look a right c***."

• (Ben Kingsley) "But quite frankly your attitude appalls me. It's not what you're saying. It's all this stuff you're not saying. Insinnuendos."

• (Ben Kingsley) "I love you."

• (Ben Kingsley) "I gotta change my shirt, it's sticking to me. I'm sweating like a c***."

• (Ben Kingsley) "Yeah, that's what I said. There's me putting my bag up in the cupboard next thing ya know, I feel hands on me. Someone's touched me, touched my front -- my front bottom. I can't believe it, I've gone all cold. I look around, he standing there isn't he? That steward with the guilty look on his face. I was shocked, I didn't know what to say. I had to sit down, I was that perturbed. Then his mate, the other one who was giving us all lessons on what we do if we land in the sea. How to wear your life jacket etc; He starts off, he starts looking at my all funny -- suggestive. Now I don't know if they're wanting me for a twosome or something, I don't know how they work it. But I'll tell you what, it scared me. I was shaking like a leaf, so without thinking I lit up a cigarette to calm me nerves. I was trembling, I was very emotional and that when all the rest of it happened. It's very regrettable. Now, I don't want to kick up a fuss, right, press charges -- contact the British embassy. I'd rather not pursue those chanells, that's not my style. I'm not that sort of a bloke. I don't want to lose the man his job. Man's got to eat. And I'm sure he's not representive of all you Spanish people. But I would appreciate it if you had a word with him, let him know he's been rumbled. The one with the ginger hair."

• (Ben Kingsley) "c***. c***. You murdering twat."

• (Ben Kingsley) "I f***ed Jackie. Dirty cow. During what we were doing, she tried to stick her finger up my bum. I nearly hit the roof, you can imagine. I mean, what have you got to think of a woman who'd want to do that?"

• (Ben Kingsley) "Yes, yes, yes, yes."

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