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Shaft (2000 film) Quotes

Shaft (2000 film) is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . Shaft completed its run in 1970.

It features Scott Rudin as producer, David Arnold in charge of musical score, and Donald E. Thorin as head of cinematography.

Shaft (2000 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Shaft (2000 film) is 99 minutes long. Shaft (2000 film) is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Samuel L. Jackson as John Shaft, Jeffrey Wright as Peoples Hernandez, Christian Bale as Walter Wade, Jr., Vanessa Williams as Carmen Vasquez, Lee Tergesen as Luger, and Daniel von Bargen as Lt. Kearney.

Shaft (2000 film) Quotes

Samuel L. Jackson as John Shaft

  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "I'm gonna f*** you up for making me run."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "This is Detective Vasquez. She's --"
  • (Vanessa Williams) "She's unavailable at the moment."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "Yo, Luger, what's up with the "cornbread" talk, man?"
  • (Lee Tergesen) "And your problem is what?"
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "Nazis with badges, that's my problem."
  • (Lee Tergesen) ""Nazis?" You gotta lighten up, Shaft. I talk like this all the time -- but I see your point. Maybe I should take an "ethnic sensitivity" workshop, huh? f*** you."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "Maybe I should "workshop" my foot up your ass."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "It's Giuliani time."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "I see you someplace I don't think you belong -- I will kill you."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "Who lost your rap sheet for you?"
  • (Unnamed) "You --"
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "Who got you that Jets tryout?"
  • (Unnamed) "You --"
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "Who got you that gig at the club?"
  • (Unnamed) "You."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "Who delivers ten times outta ten?"
  • (Unnamed) "Alright, dawg -- You."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "You know me. It's my duty to please that booty."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "Man, this is some repugnant s***."

Jeffrey Wright as Peoples Hernandez

  • (Jeffrey Wright) "Stick to what I know? Stick to what I know? I'm a star. Yo soy el mayembe."
  • (Jeffrey Wright) "What you in here for, man? Income tax evasion?"
  • (Jeffrey Wright) "This is Egyptian Cotton, motherf***er -- two-twenty thread. That's like half your s***ty-ass paycheck, okay?"
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "You wouldn't know Egyptian cotton if the Pharaoh himself sent it to you, you knockoff-wearing motherf***er."
  • (Jeffrey Wright) "My name is Peoples. You know why they call me that?"
  • (Christian Bale) "'Cuz you's always takes care of you's peoples?"
  • (Jeffrey Wright) "More or less."
  • (Jeffrey Wright) "You tryin' to blend in or something? You look like a f***ing duck hunter."
  • (Jeffrey Wright) "You play golf?"
  • (Jeffrey Wright) "Golf is phat -- Tiger Wooo, Tiger Wooo, I like him."
  • (Jeffrey Wright) "Puta, why you flinch?"

Christian Bale as Walter Wade, Jr.

  • (Christian Bale) "Homeboy's got rhythm, huh?"
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "What?"
  • (Christian Bale) "What? Was it something I said? I think my nose is broke."
  • (Daniel von Bargen) "I've been waiting for this. You are gone from this precinct."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "For what?"
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "For that?"

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