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Shaolin Soccer Quotes

Shaolin Soccer is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Shaolin Soccer completed its run in 1970.

It features Yeung Kwok-Fai as producer, Lowell Lo; Raymond Wong in charge of musical score, and Kwen Pak-Huen, and Andy Kwong as head of cinematography.

Shaolin Soccer is recorded in Cantonese and originally aired in Hong Kong SAR. Each episode of Shaolin Soccer is 112 minutes long. Shaolin Soccer is distributed by Universe Entertainment Ltd., and Miramax Films.

Shaolin Soccer Quotes

  • (Sing) "Please calm down. Anger destroys the soul."
  • (Hooking Leg (Second Brother)) "Calm down? If I didn't calm down, I would have killed you guys sooner."
  • (Team Evil Coach Hung) "Those American drugs work better than expected."
  • (Sing) "Why don't you stop them? They're being unlawful."
  • (Golden Leg Fung) "I'm the referee. I won't stop them."
  • (Sing) "What do you mean by that? You basically want us to die."
  • (Golden Leg Fung) "You. Out of the game."
  • (Sing) "Have you gone nuts?"
  • (Golden Leg Fung) "This is a test. If none of you can pass it, then you can't play in the soccer league."
  • (Sing) "Well, this is a soccer game. This isn't a war."
  • (Golden Leg Fung) "The final soccer game is a war."
  • (Sing) "I said -- that's no way to kick."
  • (Golden Leg Fung) "You think you can do better?"
  • (Sing) "There must exist a fusion of mind and foot."
  • (Sing) "Phone home like ET, Mui. You don't belong on Earth."
  • (Sing) "Why do you look like E.T.?"
  • (Mui) "You said I should get rid of the hair in my eyes."
  • (Sing) "That's a great idea; kung fu soccer. Why didn't I think of that?"
  • (Sing) "Using Tai Chi Kung Fu to make steamed buns; what a brilliant notion. Fill the pot from heaven with sweet buns; fantastic when done. You're a Kung Fu master, I can see, and your homemade treats look so tasty."
  • (Sing) "You're beautiful. And a kung fu mahstah -- You got it all."
  • (Sing) "I want to say hello to my parents and my Kung Fu master, but they're all dead."

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