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Sharknado 5: Global Swarming Quotes

Sharknado 5: Global Swarming is a television show that was first aired in 2017 on Syfy. Sharknado 5: Global Swarming ended in 1970.

It features David Michael Latt as producer, Christopher Cano, and Chris Ridenhour in charge of musical score, and Ryan Broomberg as head of cinematography.

Sharknado 5: Global Swarming is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Sharknado 5: Global Swarming is 90 minutes long. Sharknado 5: Global Swarming is produced by The Asylum; Syfy. Spinoffs for this show include The Last Sharknado: It's About Time.

The cast includes: Ian Ziering as Fin Shepard, Cassie Scerbo as Nova Clarke, Olivia Newton-John as Orion, Chloe Lattanzi as Electra, Tara Reid as April Wexler, Dolph Lundgren as Mature Gil, Porsha Williams as Andromeda, Victor Lamoglia as Bernard, Shin Kinos***a as Shin, Gilbert Gottfried as Ron Mcdonald, and Abby Lee Miller as Dr. Bramble.

Sharknado 5: Global Swarming Quotes

Gilbert Gottfried as Ron Mcdonald

  • (Gilbert Gottfried) "The storm is now sucking up lions and gazelles. Now there's sharks chasing the lions chasing the gazelles. It's a safari-nado."

Ian Ziering as Fin Shepard

  • (Ian Ziering) "Sharks. Why does it always gotta be sharks?"
  • (Ian Ziering) "So what about this? You need a license to drive this thing?"
  • (Dolph Lundgren) "Where we're going, you don't need a license."
  • (Ian Ziering) "How do you afford all this?"
  • (Cassie Scerbo) "We don't. The Sisterhood is a covert organization. Our sect includes world leaders, doctors, and even a stripper."
  • (Tara Reid) "I heard that."
  • (Ian Ziering) "What is this thing?"
  • (Cassie Scerbo) "That's a tracking system, shows every location of a Sharknado Sister. Actually, I need to alert my China contact. Don't be mad."
  • (Ian Ziering) "About what?"
  • (Ian Ziering) "You recruited my cousin? This is a cult."
  • (Cassie Scerbo) "It wasn't a coincidence that Gemini was in Las Vegas while I was taking care of Paris. She's always been a Sister."
  • (Ian Ziering) "What's really going on here?"
  • (Cassie Scerbo) "The writings on the wall."
  • (Ian Ziering) "These storms have happened before."
  • (Cassie Scerbo) "All around the planet. Look at this. Humanity not only fought Sharknadoes in the past. They won."
  • (Ian Ziering) "How?"
  • (Cassie Scerbo) "That is called the Harness of Dakuwaqa."
  • (Ian Ziering) "The what?"
  • (Cassie Scerbo) "Shark god."
  • (Ian Ziering) "Of course. Shark god."
  • (Cassie Scerbo) "The Druids used the harness as defense against the Sharknadoes, and according to this map -- it's saying it's somewhere hidden in this cave."
  • (Ian Ziering) "So you came here to get it."
  • (Cassie Scerbo) "Nope. We came here to get it. We've been in this together since the beginning. Couldn't leave you out now."
  • (Ian Ziering) "Sounds like you miss me too."
  • (Ian Ziering) "What makes you so sure this shark-god stuff isn't just a fairy tale?"
  • (Cassie Scerbo) "It's history, Fin. It's the real deal. My Sisterhood discovered sites like this in Bali, Jerusalem."
  • (Ian Ziering) "Sisterhood?"
  • (Cassie Scerbo) "You've met some of them, actually, my Sharknado Sisters."
  • (Ian Ziering) "Please tell me you started a band, not a cult."
  • (Ian Ziering) "Mission accomplished. Eat your heart out, Cruise."
  • (Cassie Scerbo) "More like mission demolished. Where'd you learn to climb like that? CrossFit?"

Cassie Scerbo as Nova Clarke

  • (Cassie Scerbo) "Oh, my God, I just killed Bret Michaels."
  • (Bret Michaels) "I'm okay."
  • (Cassie Scerbo) "Hold on tight."
  • (Cassie Scerbo) "I'm in."

Porsha Williams as Andromeda

  • (Porsha Williams) "You've done this before?"
  • (Ian Ziering) "I've done everything before."

Chloe Lattanzi as Electra

  • (Chloe Lattanzi) "Throw another shark on the barbie, eh?"

Victor Lamoglia as Bernard

  • (Victor Lamoglia) "Man, every time there's a Sharknado, you're right in the middle of it. What are the chance of that?"
  • (Ian Ziering) "100%."
  • (Victor Lamoglia) "Who else wants to go to Slam Town?"

Abby Lee Miller as Dr. Bramble

  • (Abby Lee Miller) "Where is Dr. Wobblegon?"
  • (Ian Ziering) "Sharknado got him."
  • (Tara Reid) "I'm so sorry."
  • (Abby Lee Miller) "Well, everyone's replaceable."

Tara Reid as April Wexler

  • (Tara Reid) "That's a huge shark."
  • (Ian Ziering) "That's no shark."
  • (Shin Kinos***a) "That's a Shark-Zilla."

Olivia Newton-John as Orion

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