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Sharktopus Quotes

Sharktopus is a television show that debuted in 2010 on Syfy. Sharktopus stopped airing in 1970.

It features Roger Corman as producer, and Tom Hiel in charge of musical score.

Sharktopus is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Sharktopus is 89 minutes long. Spinoffs for this show include Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda.

The cast includes: Ralph Garman as Captain Jack, Shandi Finnessey as Stephie, Liv Boughn as Stacy Everheart, Kerem Bürsin as Andy Flynn, Eric Roberts as Nathan Sands, Sara Malakul Lane as Nicole Sands, and Héctor Jiménez as Bones.

Sharktopus Quotes

Ralph Garman as Captain Jack

  • (Ralph Garman) "Attention all hands. This is your captain speaking. We're getting more reports of this half shark, half octopus creature that's terrorizing the coast, but please don't panic. There is a way we can stop this thing. Virgin sacrifices. Yes, the Mexican Fish and Game Commission assures me the only way to appease this beast is to offer it a beautiful virgin, preferably 18 to 25 years old. I repeat; sharktopus wants our virgins."
  • (Ralph Garman) "You're not punking me on this thing?"
  • (Shandi Finnessey) "No."
  • (Ralph Garman) "Stephie, this has to be a hoax, okay? It's gotta be. There's no way a shark-octopus fishy thing really exists."
  • (Shandi Finnessey) "Well, I hope you're right."
  • (Ralph Garman) "Trust me, okay? There is no such thing as a sharktopus."

Eric Roberts as Nathan Sands

  • (Eric Roberts) "Make me proud, pumpkin."
  • (Sara Malakul Lane) "I told you to stop calling me that."
  • (Eric Roberts) "Make me proud, Nicole."

Liv Boughn as Stacy Everheart

  • (Liv Boughn) "What about my story?"
  • (Kerem Bürsin) "No names, no interviews."
  • (Liv Boughn) "Then what the hell do I get?"
  • (Kerem Bürsin) "Exclusive footage of Sharktopus getting shot to hell."
  • (Liv Boughn) "Oh, Pez, I could just hug you right now. I mean, if you were better looking and had better hygiene."

Héctor Jiménez as Bones

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