Sharpe's Enemy (TV programme) Quotes

Sharpe's Enemy is a television program that appeared on TV in 1994 . Sharpe's Enemy ended in 1970.

It features Malcolm Craddock as producer, and Dominic Muldowney as theme composer.

Sharpe's Enemy is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Spinoffs for this show include Sharpe's Honour (TV programme).

Sharpe's Enemy Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Discipline is only a rabble-rouser's shout from anarchy."

• (Unnamed) "You see that colonel, Sharpe? That colonel came here to make you a major. Would you believe that?"
• (Unnamed) "No, sir."
• (Unnamed) "Right hand up to God, Sharpe."
• (Unnamed) "That's your left hand, sir."

• (Unnamed) "Why can't Harris where the dress, sir?"
• (Unnamed) "Harris doesn't have the figure for it."
• (Unnamed) "I must protest it's not fair, it's not fair. It's always me."

• (Unnamed) "It seems Sharpe has friends at court too Colonel, though in London, not in Lisbon."

• (Unnamed) "Ducos is a very bad boy. Has the ear of Bonaparte himself. Where Ducos rides, dirty work is soon to follow."

• (Unnamed) "If you were a man I would call you out, force you to fight a duel, and kill you."

• (Unnamed) "May God help them, Mr. Cooper."
• (Unnamed) "These poor souls, don't know Mr. Sharpe, do they, Sgt. Harper?"
• (Unnamed) "They don't Mr. Cooper"
• (Unnamed) "They don't know Mr. Sharpe saved Wellington's life, do they, Sgt. Harper?"
• (Unnamed) "They don't Mr. Hagman."
• (Unnamed) "They don't know Mr. Sharpe shot three dragoons out of the saddle in thirty seconds do they, Sgt. Harper?"
• (Unnamed) "They certainly don't, Mr. Harris."
• (Unnamed) "I bet they don't know Mr. Sharpe shot a man just for having rust on his trigger."
• (Unnamed) "They don't, Mr. Hagman."
• (Unnamed) "I bet they don't know Mr. Sharpe shot an officer, just for having dust on his buttons."
• (Unnamed) "Well what was it Mr. Sharpe says makes a good soldier, Mr. Cooper?"
• (Unnamed) "Remind me again, Sarge."
• (Unnamed) "What Major Sharpe says makes a good soldier is the ability to be able to fire three rounds a minute, in any weather."
• (Unnamed) "Oh I should remember that."
• (Unnamed) "Shush, boys. Here he comes: the Devil himself."

• (Unnamed) "Very consistent, Lieutenant. Ten salvos and you've missed every time."

• (Unnamed) "I'll be lucky to get away with a court martial."

• (Unnamed) "You told me you didn't speak French."
• (Unnamed) "I lied. My wife taught me: she taught me many things. Above all how to say goodbye."
• (Unnamed) "Someday, I'll say goodbye to you."

• (Unnamed) "Put that pistol down, lassie, or I'll blow Miss Farthingdale's brains out."

• (Unnamed) "Harper, I have half a bottle of the best Irish whisky from the Irish priests at Salamanca."
• (Unnamed) "You speak a word and you're dead, Harper."
• (Unnamed) "I'll be dead, but, sir, I'll be drunk."

• (Unnamed) "Voltaire says, I have no morals, yet I am a very moral person. And that's how I think I am."
• (Unnamed) "That's how I think you are, too."

• (Unnamed) "What are you smiling at, Fredrickson?"
• (Unnamed) "I'm not smiling, sir. A musket ball broke my jaw. I have false teeth. The sawbone stuck on the smile for free, sir. He also stuck on my hair. Hair belongs to a horse, sir."

• (Unnamed) "You see what I see, Pat?"
• (Unnamed) "You know, sometimes I wish I was blind. Looks like a bloody army to me."
• (Unnamed) "Not just that. Look at their uniforms."
• (Unnamed) "Good God. There's French with them."
• (Unnamed) "Spanish and Portuguese too. When word of this gets out, we can kiss goodbye to discipline back home."

• (Unnamed) "Maybe I'll get lucky, sir. Maybe one of those rockets will blow me to Kingdom Come."
• (Unnamed) "That's the spirit, Sharpe."

• (Unnamed) "Are you the fellow that Wellington raised from the ranks, Sharpe?"
• (Unnamed) "Yes sir."
• (Unnamed) "Yes, well I always thought it was a bad idea, and now I've got proof of it."

• (Unnamed) "I know you."
• (Unnamed) "Do you?"
• (Unnamed) "Battle of Talavera. I'll have your name in a tick --"
• (Unnamed) "No names for the firing squad, Sharpy."
• (Unnamed) "Strip her."
• (Unnamed) "Let the Frogs do it."

• (Unnamed) "You never stopped me from doing what I had to do. That's why I loved you so much."

• (Unnamed) "My friends, let us not fight. Let us eat."

• (Unnamed) "If you were a man, I would call you out, force you to fight a duel, and kill you."

• (Unnamed) "I'll trade you a Voltaire, and a filthy book by the Marquis De Sade, for your Sir Augustus, sir."

• (Unnamed) "No wonder Harris reads Voltaire. Listen: Dieu ne pas pour le gros battalions, mais pour sequi teront le meilleur."
• (Unnamed) "God is not on the side of the big battalions, but of the best shots."
• (Unnamed) "Not bad for a Frog, eh?"

• (Unnamed) "Don't worry. I'm married to a French colonel. We fell in love before this war began. He's a brave man and he'll come for me soon, I know he will."
• (Unnamed) "I'm married to an English colonel. He's a coward, and he won't come at all."

• (Unnamed) "I hope he doesn't kill Sharpy."
• (Unnamed) "Why?"
• (Unnamed) "I want to kill him myself."

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