Shoot 'Em Up (film) Quotes

Shoot 'Em Up (film) is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . Shoot 'Em Up ended its run in 1970.

It features Susan Montford; Don Murphy, and Rick Benattar as producer, Paul Haslinger in charge of musical score, and Peter Pau as head of cinematography.

Shoot 'Em Up (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Shoot 'Em Up (film) is 86 minutes long. Shoot 'Em Up (film) is distributed by New Line Cinema.

The cast includes: Monica Bellucci as DQ, and Stephen McHattie as Hammerson.

Shoot 'Em Up (film) Quotes

Monica Bellucci as DQ

• (Unnamed) "You want to know the difference between this luxury car and a porcupine?"
• (Monica Bellucci) "I give up."
• (Unnamed) "With the car, the prick's on the inside."

• (Monica Bellucci) "Who are you?"
• (Unnamed) "I'm a British nanny, and I'm dangerous."

• (Unnamed) "I move my finger one inch to use my turn signal. Why are these assholes so lazy they can't move their finger one f***ing measly inch to drive more safely? You wanna know why?"
• (Monica Bellucci) "Not particularly."
• (Unnamed) "Because these rich bastards have to be callous and inconsiderate in the first place to make all that money, so when they get on the road, they can't help themselves. They've gotta be callous and inconsiderate drivers too. It's in their nature."

• (Monica Bellucci) "Are you hungry?"

• (Monica Bellucci) "You are the angriest man in the world."
• (Unnamed) "If I remember right, you used to like it like that."

• (Monica Bellucci) "Wait your turn, Smith, there's plenty to go around."
• (Unnamed) "Not for me, thanks. I'm lactose intolerant."

• (Monica Bellucci) "Why don't you take the baby to the police?"
• (Unnamed) "I can't go to the police."
• (Monica Bellucci) "Why not?"
• (Unnamed) "I'm the Unabomber."
• (Monica Bellucci) "They caught the Unabomber."
• (Unnamed) "That's what they think."

• (Unnamed) "Hey. Do you notice that?"
• (Monica Bellucci) "Notice what?"
• (Unnamed) "Look."
• (Unnamed) "Lame-ass politician rants about gun control, he cries."
• (Unnamed) "Switch to this channel with this heavy metal music -- he shuts up. That's so weird."

• (Unnamed) "Watch where you step. The ice cream is melting."
• (Monica Bellucci) "What?"
• (Unnamed) "I thought donor sperm was your department."

Stephen McHattie as Hammerson

• (Stephen McHattie) "Do you know why Americans love guns, Mr. Hertz? And it's got nothing to do with all that phallic mumbo-jumbo, "cockin' your gun." No, Hertz, people love guns because America is a land of opportunity, where a poor man can become rich, and a p***** can become a tough guy, if he's got a gun in his hand. Now, I'm hopin' you're not just a p***** with a gun in your hand."
• (Unnamed) "Oh no, sir. No, no, I am not. I'm a tough guy with a p***** in my hand."

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