Shooting Fish Quotes

Shooting Fish is a television show that first aired in 1970 . Shooting Fish ended its run in 1970.

It features Richard Holmes, and Glynis Murray as producer, Stanislas Syrewicz in charge of musical score, and Henry Braham as head of cinematography.

Shooting Fish is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Shooting Fish is 112 minutes long. Shooting Fish is distributed by Entertainment Film Distributors.

The cast includes: Dan Futterman as Dylan, Kate Beckinsale as Georgie, Stuart Townsend as Jez, Nicola Duffett as Mrs Ray, and Ralph Ineson as Mr Ray.

Shooting Fish Quotes

Dan Futterman as Dylan

• (Dan Futterman) "We're about to become the proud possessors of 2 million quid in useless notes because the queen doesn't like her picture. Jesus Christ, it's self, self, self for some people."

• (Dan Futterman) "Would you allow me the pleasure of taking you to the theatre on Saturday night?"
• (Kate Beckinsale) "Do you ask all your secretaries to go to the theatre with you on their first date?"
• (Dan Futterman) "Actually, it's something of a tradition. Yes, I do."
• (Kate Beckinsale) "Oh. Well, who am I to deprive an American of what little tradition he can get?"

• (Dan Futterman) "I want to pleasure you with my tongue."
• (Kate Beckinsale) "Hello."
• (Stuart Townsend) "Hi."
• (Kate Beckinsale) "This is a surprise."
• (Stuart Townsend) "Yeah, isn't it."
• (Kate Beckinsale) "What are you doing here? Was it Scouts tonight?"
• (Stuart Townsend) "No, no. I was just passing. Are you OK?"
• (Kate Beckinsale) "Yeah."
• (Stuart Townsend) "Did he try to "pleasure you with his tongue"?"
• (Kate Beckinsale) "Is it that obvious?"
• (Stuart Townsend) "It's kind of a compulsion with him. He has to exchange fluids with everyone he meets. That's why we never have pets."

• (Dan Futterman) "You know, I can see it now; she's a stunningly attractive woman."
• (Stuart Townsend) "It means she's relaxed in our company."
• (Dan Futterman) "If she relaxes any more it could get very messy."
• (Stuart Townsend) "Don't. She might hear you."
• (Dan Futterman) "Jez, look at her. She's wasted. God only knows what she was up to last night."
• (Stuart Townsend) "You're twisted. She's got charm and warmth and --"
• (Dan Futterman) "-- and neat little sit-up breasts."

Stuart Townsend as Jez

• (Unnamed) "I've got you now, boy. I've got you now."
• (Stuart Townsend) "All praise to my quick-release trousers."

• (Stuart Townsend) "Dylan's completely trustworthy. He's just a bit unreliable in some areas."

Kate Beckinsale as Georgie

• (Kate Beckinsale) "I feel like Wedding-Day Barbie. I couldn't be happier."

• (Kate Beckinsale) "How long have you been in England?"
• (Dan Futterman) "Five years."
• (Kate Beckinsale) "And you still stay 'bucks' and 'babe'?"

• (Kate Beckinsale) "No. Never trust a man with woman's hips."

Nicola Duffett as Mrs Ray

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