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Shrek the Third Quotes

Shrek the Third is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . Shrek the Third stopped airing in 1970.

It features Aron Warner as producer, and Harry Gregson-Williams in charge of musical score.

Shrek the Third is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Shrek the Third is 93 minutes long. Shrek the Third is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Rupert Everett as Prince Charming, Cody Cameron as Pinocchio, Amy Poehler as Snow White, Cameron Diaz as Princess Fiona, Cheri Oteri as Sleeping Beauty, Mike Myers as Shrek, Eddie Murphy as Donkey, Amy Sedaris as Cinderella, Conrad Vernon as Gingerbread Man, Aron Warner as Wolf, Rupert Everett as Artie, Eric Idle as Merlin, Maya Rudolph as Rapunzel, Julie Andrews as Queen Lillian, Ian McShane as Captain Hook, Seth Rogen as Ship Captain, Conrad Vernon as Gingy, John Cleese as King Harold, Tom Kane as Guard #1, and John Krasinski as Lancelot.

Shrek the Third Quotes

Rupert Everett as Prince Charming

  • (Rupert Everett) "Please don't eat me."
  • (Unnamed) "Eat him. Eat him --."
  • (Mike Myers) "I'm not going to eat him."
  • (Unnamed) "Aww."
  • (Rupert Everett) "It's just so hard, you know? They really need to get back, 'cause their kingdom's in trouble, 'cause there's a really bad man -- and it's just so hard."
  • (Eric Idle) "Come on, take it easy."
  • (Rupert Everett) "No. I don't think you understand."
  • (Rupert Everett) "There's a mean person doing mean things to good people"
  • (Mike Myers) "Oh, have a heart, old man"
  • (Rupert Everett) "And they really need your help to get them back. So why won't you help them?"
  • (Eric Idle) "Oh, ok -- Um, I'll go and get my things"
  • (Rupert Everett) "Piece of cake."
  • (Mabel) "What do you want, Charming?"
  • (Rupert Everett) "Oh, not much. Just a chance at redemption -- and a fuzzy navel."
  • (Rupert Everett) "If there's something you want to do, or someone you really want to be, then the only one standing in your way -- is you."
  • (Rumplestiltskin) "Me?"
  • (Tom Kane) "Get him, lads."
  • (Rupert Everett) "And so, people, I hope you enjoy your stay in prison, while I rule the free world, baby."
  • (Mike Myers) "All right, don't overdo it."
  • (Rupert Everett) "I'm building my city, people, on rock 'n' roll."
  • (Mike Myers) "You just overdid it."
  • (Rupert Everett) "Onward, Chauncey. To the highest room of the tallest tower, where my princess awaits rescue by the handsome Prince Charming."
  • (Rupert Everett) "You know, Shrek, you're all right. You just need to do a little less yelling, and use more soap."
  • (Mike Myers) "Thanks, Artie."
  • (Rupert Everett) "The soap is because you stink. Really bad."
  • (Mike Myers) "Yeah, I got that."
  • (Rupert Everett) "You. You can't lie. So tell me puppet -- where -- is -- Shrek?"
  • (Cody Cameron) "Uh. Hmm, well, uh, I don't know where he's not"
  • (Rupert Everett) "You're telling me you don't know where Shrek is?"
  • (Cody Cameron) "It wouldn't be inaccurate to assume that I couldn't exactly not say that it is or isn't almost partially incorrect."
  • (Rupert Everett) "So you do know where he is."
  • (Cody Cameron) "On the contrary. I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that in no way with any amount of uncertainty that I undeniably"
  • (Rupert Everett) "Stop it."
  • (Cody Cameron) "-- do or do not know where he shouldn't probably be, if that indeed wasn't where he isn't. Even if he wasn't at where I knew he was"
  • (Cody Cameron) "That'd mean I'd really have to know where he wasn't."
  • (Rupert Everett) "I am the rightful King of Far Far Away."

Conrad Vernon as Gingerbread Man

  • (Conrad Vernon) "The only thing you're ever gonna be king of, is king of the stupids."
  • (Conrad Vernon) "Ew. This is worse than Love Letters. I hate dinner theater."
  • (Cody Cameron) "Me too."
  • (Conrad Vernon) "The baby's gonna love it because I do."

Amy Poehler as Snow White

  • (Amy Poehler) "I'm sorry but this isn't working for me."
  • (Cheri Oteri) "It's not like your attitude is helping, Snow."
  • (Amy Poehler) "You're just jealous that I was voted fairest in the land."
  • (Maya Rudolph) "Oh, you mean in that rigged election?"
  • (Amy Poehler) "You're one to talk. "Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down thy golden extensions.""

Mike Myers as Shrek

  • (Mike Myers) "Those are some nice leotards, though"
  • (Rupert Everett) "Oh, thank you."
  • (Mike Myers) "Do they have those in men's sizes?"
  • (Mike Myers) "Break a leg. On second thought, let me break it for you."
  • (Mike Myers) "I got it."
  • (Mike Myers) "Listen, Artie. Eh, if you think this whole mad scene ain't dope, I feel you, dude. I mean, I'm not trying to get up in your grill or raise your roof or whatever, but what I am screamin' is, yo, check out this kazing thazing, bazaby. I mean if it doesn't groove or what I'm sayin' ain't straight trippin' just say, "Oh, no you di'n't. You know, you're gettin' on my last nerve." And then I'll know it's -- then I'll; I'll know it's wack."
  • (Rupert Everett) "Somebody help. I've been kidnapped by a monster who's trying to relate to me."
  • (Rupert Everett) "Knock, knock. Hello. Hello."
  • (Eric Idle) "Greetings, cosmic children of the universe. Welcome to my serenity circle. Please leave all bad vibes outside the healing vortex. Now prepare-"
  • (Eric Idle) "I knew I should have got that warranty."
  • (Cheerleader) "Ahem. This is like totally embarrassing, but my friend Tiffany thinkest thou vex her so soothly and she thought perchance thou would want to ask her to the homecoming dance or something."
  • (Mike Myers) "Excuse me?"
  • (Cheerleader) "It's like whatever. She's just totally into college guys and mythical creatures and stuff."
  • (Mike Myers) "We're headed back to Far Far Away whether you like it or not. And you're gonna be a father."
  • (Rupert Everett) "What?"
  • (Eddie Murphy) "You just said father."
  • (Mike Myers) "I said -- king, you're gonna be king."
  • (Rupert Everett) "You're gonna be king."
  • (Rupert Everett) "Yeah, right."
  • (Mike Myers) "If Artie trusts him, I trust him, even if his cloak doesn't completely cover his --"
  • (Mike Myers) "Fiona, try to be reasonable. Have you seen a baby lately? All they do is eat and poop, and then they cry, and they cry when they poop, and poop when they cry. Now imagine an ogre baby. They extra cry, and they extra poop."
  • (Mike Myers) "That's right, I'm the new mascot. So let's really try and beat the other guys at whatever it is they are doing."
  • (Mike Myers) "Someone had better be dying."
  • (John Cleese) "I'm dying --"
  • (Mike Myers) "Excuse me; can you ladies tell me where to find --"
  • (Cheerleader) "Ugh, totally ew-eth."
  • (Cheerleader) "Totally."

Eric Idle as Merlin

  • (Eric Idle) "Can I interest anyone in a snack or beverage?"
  • (Eric Idle) "I'm a buzzing bee -- buzz, buzz, buzz --"
  • (Rupert Everett) "Mr. Merlin? They --"
  • (Rupert Everett) "-- we really need your help. Do you think you can use your magic to transport us to --"
  • (Eric Idle) "Sorry, kid, I don't do that stuff anymore. How about a hug? That's the best kind of magic there is."
  • (Eric Idle) "Now, look into the fire and tell me what you see."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Ooh, charades. I see a chocolate waffle with cinnamon swirls."
  • (Eric Idle) "Okay, monster. Go for it."
  • (Mike Myers) "Uh -- I see a rainbow pony."

Eddie Murphy as Donkey

  • (Eddie Murphy) "I haven't had a trip that bad since college."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "What in the shestershire is this place?"
  • (Mike Myers) "Well, my stomach's aching and my palms just got sweaty. Must be a high school."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Aahh. You know, you really need to get yourself a pair of jammies."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "They grow up so fast."
  • (Mike Myers) "Not fast enough."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Look out. They got a piano."
  • (Puss in Boots) "Ye haw."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Oh, you'll learn to control that."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "I've been abra-cadabra'd into a Fancy Feasting second-rate sidekick."
  • (Puss in Boots) "At least you don't look like a bloated roadside piñata. You really need to go on a diet."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "And you really need to get yourself a pair of pants. I feel all exposed and nasty."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Good Morning, good morning -- To you, and you and youuuuu."

Amy Sedaris as Cinderella

  • (Amy Sedaris) "I don't get it."
  • (Amy Poehler) "The cat turned into a little horse that smells like feet. What's to get?"

John Krasinski as Lancelot

  • (John Krasinski) "King? More like mayor of Loserville."

Julie Andrews as Queen Lillian

  • (Cameron Diaz) "Mom?"
  • (Julie Andrews) "What? You didn't think you inherited your fighting skills from your father?"

Cheri Oteri as Sleeping Beauty

  • (Cheri Oteri) "Everything always about you, it's not like your additude is helping Snow."
  • (Amy Poehler) "Well maybe it just bothers you that I was voted fairest in the land."

Seth Rogen as Ship Captain

  • (Seth Rogen) "You're finished."
  • (Seth Rogen) "Heh -- with your journey."

Ian McShane as Captain Hook

  • (Ian McShane) "Well, well, Peter Pan."
  • (Unnamed) "His name's not Peter."
  • (Ian McShane) "Shut it, Wendy."

Cameron Diaz as Princess Fiona

  • (Cameron Diaz) "Rapunzel. How could you?"
  • (Maya Rudolph) "Jealous, much?"

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