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Signs (film) Quotes

Signs (film) is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . Signs ended in 1970.

It features M. Night Shyamalan, and Frank Marshall; Kathleen Kennedy; Sam Mercer as producer, James Newton Howard in charge of musical score, and Tak Fujimoto as head of cinematography.

Signs (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Signs (film) is 106 minutes long. Signs (film) is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Mel Gibson as Graham Hess, Abigail Breslin as Bo, Joaquin Phoenix as Merrill, Patricia Kalember as Colleen, Rory Culkin as Morgan, Cherry Jones as Officer Caroline, Ted Sutton as SFC Cunningham, Michael Showalter as Lionel Prichard, M. Night Shyamalan as Ray Reddy, Merritt Wever as Tracy Abernathy, Lanny Flaherty as Mr. Nathan, Marion McCorry as Mrs. Nathan, and Cherry Jones as Caroline.

Signs (film) Quotes

Rory Culkin as Morgan

  • (Rory Culkin) "It's so the aliens can't read our minds."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Oh; - oh, of course."
  • (Rory Culkin) "It's not contaminated, you don't even know what that word means."
  • (Rory Culkin) "There are lights in over 274 cities. They think it'll be 400 within the hour. They're appearing at or within one mile of crop signs."
  • (Joaquin Phoenix) "They were for navigation. They made a map. They're going to be within a mile of us."
  • (Rory Culkin) "Dad."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Yes?"
  • (Rory Culkin) "I think these are stages immediately preceding an attack maneuver. I was wrong. They're hostile."
  • (Joaquin Phoenix) "It's like War of the Worlds."
  • (TV Anchor) "Ground forces have been assembled in countries throughout the globe. Hundreds of thousands have flocked to synagogues, temples, and churches. God be with us all."
  • (Mel Gibson) "I'm going to get back to the windows."
  • (Joaquin Phoenix) "You guys okay?"
  • (Rory Culkin) "Some guy had a sign saying it was the end of the world."
  • (Joaquin Phoenix) "Don't worry."
  • (Rory Culkin) "You won't let anything happen to us, right?"
  • (Joaquin Phoenix) "No way."
  • (Rory Culkin) "I wish you were my dad."
  • (Joaquin Phoenix) "What did you say? Don't you ever say anything like that again. Ever."
  • (Rory Culkin) "Everything people have written about in science books is going to change --"
  • (Off-Screen TV Anchor) "Everything they wrote in science books is about to change."
  • (Rory Culkin) "I told you."
  • (Rory Culkin) "Maybe we should say a prayer."
  • (Mel Gibson) "No."
  • (Rory Culkin) "Why not?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "We're not saying a prayer."
  • (Rory Culkin) "Bo has a bad feeling."
  • (Abigail Breslin) "I had a dream."
  • (Mel Gibson) "We aren't saying a prayer. Eat."
  • (Rory Culkin) "I hate you."
  • (Mel Gibson) "That's fine."
  • (Rory Culkin) "You let Mom die."
  • (Joaquin Phoenix) "Morgan --"
  • (Mel Gibson) "I am not wasting one more minute of my life on prayer. Not one more minute. Understood?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "Now we are going to enjoy this meal. No one can stop us from enjoying this meal, so enjoy it. Stop crying."
  • (Joaquin Phoenix) "Graham --"
  • (Rory Culkin) "Don't yell at her."
  • (Mel Gibson) "All right, since you're all not going to eat, I'm going to try some of everything."
  • (Rory Culkin) "The book says they're probably very good problem solvers. They'll find a way in."
  • (Rory Culkin) "I think God did it."
  • (Rory Culkin) "We have to tape this."
  • (Abigail Breslin) "My ballet recital."
  • (Rory Culkin) "Listen, Bo. This is very important. Everything people have written about in science books is going to change. The history of the world's future is on the TV right now. We need to record this so you can show your children this tape and say you were there. For your children, Bo."
  • (Abigail Breslin) "My ballet recital."
  • (Rory Culkin) "If you're gonna make fun of it, then forget it."
  • (Abigail Breslin) "This is serious."
  • (Mel Gibson) "I don't know what got into me."
  • (Rory Culkin) "There are pictures. Dr. Bimbu, one of the authors of the book --"
  • (Mel Gibson) "Bimbu?"
  • (Rory Culkin) "Dad."
  • (Mel Gibson) "I just asked his name."
  • (Rory Culkin) "You had a tone."

Mel Gibson as Graham Hess

  • (Mel Gibson) "I can't be sure, but I got the distinct feeling that it wanted to harm me."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Morgan, after you were born, the doctor gave you to your mother. When she first looked at you, you just stared right back. You both just stared at each other for longest time, and you didn't even cry."
  • (Mel Gibson) "We don't have his medicine. Don't be afraid, Morgan. We'll slow this down together. Feel my chest. Feel it moving in and out. Breathe like me. Breathe like me. Come on."
  • (Abigail Breslin) "I dreamed this."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Stay with me. I know it hurts. Be strong baby. It'll pass. It'll pass."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Don't do this to me again. Not again. I hate you. I hate you. The fear is feeding him. Don't be afraid of what's happening. Believe it's going to pass. Believe it. Just wait. Don't be afraid. The air is coming. Believe. We don't have to be afraid. It's about to pass. Here it comes. Don't be afraid. Here comes the air. Don't be afraid, Morgan. Feel my chest. Breathe with me. Together. The air is going in our lungs. Together. We're the same. We're the same."
  • (Joaquin Phoenix) "We should save the flashlights."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Come on, now, you're too old to be doing this. You get a glass of water, and leave it lying around instead of finishing it. Now what's wrong with this one?"
  • (Abigail Breslin) "It has dust in it."
  • (Mel Gibson) "And this one?"
  • (Abigail Breslin) "A hair."
  • (Mel Gibson) "And this one?"
  • (Abigail Breslin) "Morgan took a sip and it's got his amoebas in it."
  • (Mel Gibson) "There is no one looking out for us. We are all alone."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Lionel Prichard and the Wolfington brothers are back."
  • (Joaquin Phoenix) "It's time for an ass-whupping."
  • (Mel Gibson) "This is not an intelligent way to approach this. Lee is a friend of mine. This is his son."
  • (Joaquin Phoenix) "Yeah, we'll be doing Lee a favor. All right, listen, we both go outside, move around the house in opposite directions. We act crazy, insane with anger, make them crap in their pants, force them around till we meet up on the other side."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Explain "act crazy"."
  • (Joaquin Phoenix) "You know, curse and stuff."
  • (Mel Gibson) "You want me to curse?"
  • (Joaquin Phoenix) "You don't mean it. It's just for show. What?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "Well, it won't be convincing. It doesn't sound natural when I curse."
  • (Joaquin Phoenix) "Just make noises, then."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Explain "noises"."
  • (Joaquin Phoenix) "Are you gonna do this or what?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "No, I'm not."
  • (Joaquin Phoenix) "All right, you want them stealing something in the house next time?"
  • (Joaquin Phoenix) "On the count of three. One --"
  • (Mel Gibson) "All right."
  • (Joaquin Phoenix) "two -- three."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Ahh. I'm insane with anger."
  • (Joaquin Phoenix) "We're gonna beat your ass bitch. We're gonna tear your head off."
  • (Mel Gibson) "I'm losing my mind. It's time for an ass-whupping."
  • (Mel Gibson) "I cursed."
  • (Joaquin Phoenix) "I heard."
  • (Joaquin Phoenix) "How did he get -- Are you sure this is Lionel Prichard?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "Swing away Merrill. Merrill -- swing away."
  • (Mel Gibson) "That's why he had asthma. It can't be luck. His lungs were closed. His lungs were closed. No poison got in. No poison got in. His lungs were closed. His lungs were closed."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Don't touch him. Give him a minute."
  • (Joaquin Phoenix) "Graham --"
  • (Mel Gibson) "Give him a second."
  • (Abigail Breslin) "Daddy --"
  • (Mel Gibson) "Don't touch him."
  • (Joaquin Phoenix) "Graham --"
  • (Mel Gibson) "Don't -- Don't."
  • (Rory Culkin) "Dad? What happened? Did someone save me?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "Yeah, baby, I think someone did."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Don't be afraid."
  • (Mel Gibson) "It's happening."
  • (Mel Gibson) "We're going to board up every window in this house."
  • (Joaquin Phoenix) "How do you know boards will do anything?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "Because they seem to have trouble with pantry doors."
  • (Mel Gibson) "What are you thinking about?"
  • (Abigail Breslin) "Why do you talk to Mom when you're by yourself?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "Makes me feel better."
  • (Abigail Breslin) "Does she ever answer back?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "No."
  • (Abigail Breslin) "She never answers me either."
  • (Mel Gibson) "My vote counts as two."
  • (Rory Culkin) "That's bulls***. You're cheating."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Morgan, calm down."
  • (Rory Culkin) "We don't know anything yet --"
  • (Mel Gibson) "That's ridiculous. How can anyone possibly know that information? What else does it say?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "You're wasting your time here. I'm not going to report this or anything you do to my crops to the police or news or anybody. You're not going to get famous."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Isabel, you are going to feel very silly when this turns out to be make-believe."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Looks a little like our house doesn't it?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "I don't want any of you spending time with Tracy Abernathy alone. Understand?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "See this is why we're not watching TV, people become obsessed."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Morgan, did this book of yours say what might happen if they were hostile?"
  • (Rory Culkin) "Yes, it said they would probably invade. They wouldn't use their technology, or fight in airborne battles, because they know eventually we would use nuclear weapons, and the planet would be useless to them."
  • (Mel Gibson) "What else?"
  • (Rory Culkin) "It said there are two possible outcomes of an invasion. One, they fight and are defeated, and have to return with reinforcements. Hundreds, perhaps even thousands of years later."
  • (Mel Gibson) "What's two?"
  • (Rory Culkin) "They win."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Caroline. I don't want you calling me 'Father' anymore."
  • (Cherry Jones) "What's wrong?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "I don't hear my children."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Everybody in this family needs to just calm down and eat some fruit or something."
  • (Mel Gibson) "The police are here. I am with them. I am a police officer. I just want to talk with you. We know all about the hoax. We already took some of your friends downtown in a paddy wagon. Just tell us your name and why you did it, and we'll give you the same deal we gave the others. Don't throw your life away, son."

Ted Sutton as SFC Cunningham

  • (Ted Sutton) "I've got it figured. I've had two separate folk tell me that there have been strangers around. Can't tell what they look like, 'cause they're staying the shadows -- covert-like. Nobody's been hurt yet, and that's the giveaway."
  • (Joaquin Phoenix) "I see."
  • (Ted Sutton) "It's called "probing". It's a military procedure. You send in a reconnaissance group, very small -- to check things out. Not to engage, but to evaluate the situation -- evaluate the level of danger. Make sure things are all clear."
  • (Joaquin Phoenix) "Clear for what?"
  • (Ted Sutton) "For the rest of them."
  • (Ted Sutton) "You didn't used to play baseball did ya? s***, I know you. You're Merrill Hess. I was there the day you hit that 507-footer over the left field wall, set the record. Man, that thing had a motor on it. It's still the record right?"
  • (Joaquin Phoenix) "Got the bat at home on the wall."
  • (Ted Sutton) "You've got two minor league home-run records, don't ya?"
  • (Joaquin Phoenix) "Five."
  • (Ted Sutton) "Why weren't you in the pros making stacks of cash and getting your toes licked by beautiful women?"
  • (Michael Showalter) "'Cause he has another record most people don't know about. He has the minor league strikeout record."
  • (Joaquin Phoenix) "Hello Lionel."
  • (Michael Showalter) "Merrill's a class-A screw up. He would just swing that bat as hard as he could every time. Didn't matter what the coaches said, didn't matter who was on base. He would just whip that bat through the air as hard as he could. Looked like a lumberjack chopping down a tree. Merrill here has more strikeouts than any two players."
  • (Ted Sutton) "You really got the strikeout record?"
  • (Joaquin Phoenix) "Felt wrong not to swing."

Merritt Wever as Tracy Abernathy

  • (Merritt Wever) "I swore 37 times in the last month. I said the 'f-word' a couple of times, but it was mostly 's***'s and 'bastard's. Is 'douche bag' a curse?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "I suppose it would depend on its usage."
  • (Merritt Wever) "How about "John you're a douche bag for kissing Barbara"?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "It's a curse."
  • (Merritt Wever) "Oh, well then it's not 37 times it's 71 times."

Joaquin Phoenix as Merrill

  • (Joaquin Phoenix) "Everything has a weakness."
  • (Joaquin Phoenix) "I'll make some sandwiches."
  • (Abigail Breslin) "I want spaghetti."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Spaghetti sounds great. What do you want, Morgan?"
  • (Rory Culkin) "Anything? French toast and mashed potatoes."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Good choice. Merrill?"
  • (Joaquin Phoenix) "Chicken Teriyaki."
  • (Mel Gibson) "I'm gonna have a cheeseburger with bacon."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Extra bacon."
  • (Joaquin Phoenix) "Move children. Vámanos."
  • (Joaquin Phoenix) "Hey, you guys okay?"
  • (Rory Culkin) "Some guy had a sign saying it was the end of the world."
  • (Joaquin Phoenix) "Don't worry."
  • (Rory Culkin) "You won't let anything happen to us, right?"
  • (Joaquin Phoenix) "No way."
  • (Rory Culkin) "I wish you were my dad."
  • (Joaquin Phoenix) "What did you say? Don't you ever say anything like that again. Ever."
  • (Joaquin Phoenix) "Excluding the possibility that a female Scandinavian Olympian was running around outside our house last night, what else might be a possibility?"
  • (Cherry Jones) "I'm not done asking questions. And I don't appreciate sarcasm."
  • (Joaquin Phoenix) "I'll make some sandwiches."
  • (Abigail Breslin) "I want spaghetti."
  • (Joaquin Phoenix) "We'll just eat fast Bo."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Spaghetti sounds great. What do you want Morgan?"
  • (Rory Culkin) "Anything. French toast -- and mashed potatoes."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Now we're talking. How about you, Merrill?"
  • (Joaquin Phoenix) "Chicken teriyaki."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Good choice. And I'm going to have a cheeseburger with bacon -- extra bacon."
  • (Joaquin Phoenix) "Good enough for me."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Me too."
  • (Joaquin Phoenix) "Morgan, this crop stuff is just about a bunch of nerds who never had a girlfriend their whole lives. They're like thirty now. They make up secret codes and analyze Greek mythology and make secret societies where other guys who never had girlfriends can join in. They do stupid crap like this to feel special. It's a scam. Nerds were doin' it twenty five years ago and new nerds are doing it again."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Its just static, Morgan. Frequency."
  • (Rory Culkin) "It's a code."
  • (Abigail Breslin) "Why can't they get girlfriends?"
  • (Joaquin Phoenix) "For the kids' protection. They were watching the TV from 5am on. I didn't want them getting obsessed, like you said. They should be outside, playing Furry Furry Rabbit or tea party or something."
  • (Mel Gibson) "What's Furry Furry rabbit?"
  • (Joaquin Phoenix) "It's a game, isn't it?"
  • (Joaquin Phoenix) "There are a lot of things I can take, and some things I can't. But what I can't take is when my older brother, who's everything that I want to be, starts losing faith in things. I saw that look in your eyes last night. I don't ever want to see that look in your eyes again."
  • (Joaquin Phoenix) "I'm a miracle man."
  • (Joaquin Phoenix) "You'll lose the signal."
  • (Joaquin Phoenix) "It's like War of the Worlds."
  • (Joaquin Phoenix) "The nerds were right."

Cherry Jones as Caroline

  • (Cherry Jones) "What kind of a machine bends a stalk of corn without breaking it?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "It can't be by hand, it's too perfect."
  • (Cherry Jones) "Merrill -- how's work at the gas station?"
  • (Joaquin Phoenix) "Stimulating."

Lanny Flaherty as Mr. Nathan

  • (Lanny Flaherty) "It's a bunch of crock. They're trying to sell sodas. I've been watching all morning, and I've seen 12 soda commercials. 12."
  • (Rory Culkin) "Do you have any books on extraterrestrials?"
  • (Lanny Flaherty) "Don't tell me you believe this horse manure."
  • (Marion McCorry) "As a matter of fact, I think we do --"

Patricia Kalember as Colleen

  • (Patricia Kalember) "Tell Morgan to play games, it's okay to be silly."
  • (Mel Gibson) "I will."
  • (Patricia Kalember) "Tell Bo to listen to her brother. He'll always take care of her."
  • (Mel Gibson) "I will."
  • (Patricia Kalember) "And tell Graham --"
  • (Mel Gibson) "I'm here."
  • (Patricia Kalember) "Tell Graham -- see. Tell him to see. And tell Merrill to swing away."

Abigail Breslin as Bo

  • (Abigail Breslin) "It tastes funny."
  • (Rory Culkin) "It does not. It's just tap water. Besides, he licks his butt every day, I don't think he'll mind."
  • (Abigail Breslin) "Are you in my dream too?"
  • (Abigail Breslin) "There's a monster outside my room, can I have a glass of water?"

M. Night Shyamalan as Ray Reddy

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