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Silver Linings Playbook Quotes

Silver Linings Playbook is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Silver Linings Playbook ended its run in 1970.

It features Donna Gigliotti; Bruce Cohen; Jonathan Gordon as producer, Danny Elfman in charge of musical score, and Masanobu Takayanagi as head of cinematography.

Silver Linings Playbook is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Silver Linings Playbook is 122 minutes long. Silver Linings Playbook is distributed by The Weinstein Company.

The cast includes: Bradley Cooper as Pat, Bradley Cooper as Pat Sr., Jennifer Lawrence as Tiffany, Dash Mihok as Officer Keogh, Anupam Kher as Dr. Cliff Patel, Chris Tucker as Danny, John Ortiz as Ronnie, and Jacki Weaver as Dolores.

Silver Linings Playbook Quotes

Anupam Kher as Dr. Cliff Patel

  • (Anupam Kher) "Will somebody please explain me the parlay, please?"
  • (John Ortiz) "You gotta win two bets or you lose the whole thing. For Pat Sr. to win, the Birds gotta beat the Cowboys, plus, Pat and Tiffany gotta get at least a 5 at the dance."
  • (Anupam Kher) "That's very, very manic, indeed."

Bradley Cooper as Pat

  • (Bradley Cooper) "Holy s***. Is this Dancing with the Stars?"
  • (Bradley Cooper) "Yeah, have Ernest Hemingway call us and apologize to us too."
  • (Bradley Cooper) "Mom, can we stop at the library? I want to read Nikki's entire high school syllabus."
  • (Bradley Cooper) "This is what I learned at the hospital. You have to do everything you can, you have to work your hardest, and if you do, if you stay positive, you have a shot at a silver lining."
  • (Bradley Cooper) "Wait, what's this?"
  • (Jennifer Lawrence) "I thought you were doing it."
  • (Bradley Cooper) "I thought you were doing it."
  • (Bradley Cooper) "Here we are again at the one yard line. DeSean, snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. There you go."
  • (Jordie) "Hi, guys. How's it going? Hey. Is Tiffany home?"
  • (Tiffany's Mother) "Go away."
  • (Jordie) "I know her. I know her, we've dated. We still date."
  • (Bradley Cooper) "What are you doing here?"
  • (Jordie) "I've called her, I've texted her."
  • (Bradley Cooper) "Do you know this guy?"
  • (Jordie) "I still haven't heard back. We used to work together --"
  • (Tiffany's Father) "Just get the hell out of here --"
  • (Jordie) "I just wanted to give you my card to give to her."
  • (Tiffany's Father) "Another rude creep."
  • (Bradley Cooper) "Listen to what he's saying. Listen to what he's saying."
  • (Jordie) "What's he saying?"
  • (Bradley Cooper) "He's saying you're being rude."
  • (Jordie) "How am I being rude?"
  • (Bradley Cooper) "Oh, you know. You know. Come on. Sometimes it's okay with girls like this, they wanna have fun and it's not because they got a broken wing, and they're hurt, and they're an easy target. And in this case, in this particular case, I think that wing is being fixed. And you gotta make sure it gets mended. And you're gettin' in the way of that right now, okay? Because she's sensitive and she's smart, she's artistic. This is a great girl and you gotta be respectful of that. Come on. Let me walk you down to your car. You're a better guy than this. I can see it in your eyes."
  • (Jordie) "She just texted me."
  • (Bradley Cooper) "The only way you can beat my crazy was by doing something crazy yourself. Thank you. I love you. I knew it the minute I met you. I'm sorry it took so long for me to catch up. I just got stuck."
  • (Bradley Cooper) "We have a very unconventional chemistry, it makes people feel awkward, but not me. Alright? She's the most beautiful woman I've ever been with. It's electric between us. Okay, yeah, we wanna change each other, but that's normal, couples wanna do that. I want her to stop dressing like she dresses, I want her to stop acting so superior to me, okay? And she wanted me to lose weight and stop my mood swings, which both I've done. I mean, people fight. Couples fight. We would fight, we wouldn't talk for a couple weeks. That's normal. She always wanted the best for me."
  • (Jennifer Lawrence) "Wow."
  • (Bradley Cooper) "She wanted me to be passionate and compassionate. And that's a good thing. You know? I just, look, I'm my best self today, and I think she's her best self today, and our love's gonna be f***ing amazing."
  • (Jennifer Lawrence) "It's gonna be amazing, and you're gonna be amazing, and she's gonna be amazing, and you're not gonna be that guy that's gonna take advantage of a situation without offering to do something back. So think about the dance thing."
  • (Bradley Cooper) "Have some respect for what I do."
  • (Bradley Cooper) "I guess his sixth sense forgot to tell him the cops were coming."
  • (Bradley Cooper) "You look nice."
  • (Jennifer Lawrence) "Thank you."
  • (Bradley Cooper) "Oh, I'm not flirting with you."
  • (Jennifer Lawrence) "Oh, I didn't think you were."
  • (Bradley Cooper) "I just see that you made an effort, and I'm gonna be better with my wife. I'm working on that. I wanna acknowledge her beauty. I never used to do that. I do now. Just practicing. How'd Tommy die?"
  • (Bradley Cooper) "I don't have an iPod. I don't have a phone. They don't let me make calls. I'm going to call Nikki."
  • (Bradley Cooper) "Hey, my friend Ronnie is having this party on Sunday night and it's like a real hoity-toity thing. And his wife Veronica is a real stickler for -- I don't know. My mom got this Gap outfit she wants me to wear, but I want to wear a jersey that my brother Jake got me from the Eagles"
  • (Anupam Kher) "Which jersey?"
  • (Bradley Cooper) "DeSean Jackson."
  • (Anupam Kher) "DeSean Jackson is the man."
  • (Bradley Cooper) "Well, that settles that."
  • (Bradley Cooper) "-- and I'll take that f***ing camera and I'm gonna break it over your f***in' head, then I'm gonna come back and interview you about what it's like to get that f***in' camera broken over your head."
  • (Bradley Cooper) "Nikki's waiting for me to get in shape and get my life back together. Then we're going to be together."
  • (Bradley Cooper) "You have poor social skills. You have a problem."
  • (Jennifer Lawrence) "I have a problem? You say more inappropriate things than appropriate things."
  • (Bradley Cooper) "How old are you?"
  • (Jennifer Lawrence) "Old enough to have a marriage end and not wind up in a mental hospital."
  • (Bradley Cooper) "As my friend Danny would say -- I got nothing but love for you, brother."
  • (Bradley Cooper) "It's electric between us. Okay, yeah, we wanna change each other, but that's normal, couples wanna do that. I want her to stop dressing like she dresses, I want her to stop acting so superior to me, okay? And she wanted me to lose weight and stop my mood swings, which both I've done. I mean, people fight. Couples fight. We would fight, we wouldn't talk for a couple weeks. That's normal. She always wanted the best for me."
  • (Jennifer Lawrence) "Wow."
  • (Bradley Cooper) "She wanted me to be passionate and compassionate. And that's a good thing. You know? I just, look, I'm my best self today, and I think she's her best self today, and our love's gonna be f***ing amazing."
  • (Jennifer Lawrence) "It's gonna be amazing, and you're gonna be amazing, and she's gonna be amazing, and you're not gonna be that guy that's gonna take advantage of a situation without offering to do something back. So think about the dance thing."
  • (Bradley Cooper) "Let me tell you, I know you don't want to listen to your father, I didn't listen to mine, and I am telling you you gotta pay attention this time. When life reaches out at a moment like this it's a sin if you don't reach back, I'm telling you its a sin if you don't reach back. It'll haunt you the rest of your days like a curse. You're facing a big challenge in your life right now at this very moment, right here. That girl loves you she really really loves you. I don't know if Nicki ever did, but she sure as s*** doesn't right now. So don't f*** this up."
  • (Bradley Cooper) "Danny was in for assault because of crystal meth and alcohol."
  • (Chris Tucker) "Bad combination."
  • (Bradley Cooper) "On top of an anxiety disorder."

Jennifer Lawrence as Tiffany

  • (Jennifer Lawrence) "I do this. Time after time after time. I do all this s*** for other people. And then I wake up and I'm empty. I have nothing."
  • (Jennifer Lawrence) "You might not of had experienced the s*** that I did, but you loved hearing about it, didn't you? You're afraid to be alive, you're afraid to live. You're a conformist. You're a hypocrite. You're a liar. I opened up to you and you judged me."
  • (Jennifer Lawrence) "I was a big slut, but I'm not anymore. There will always be a part of me that is sloppy and dirty, but I like that, just like all the other parts of myself. I can forgive. Can you say the same for yourself, f***er? Can you forgive? Are you capable of that?"
  • (Jennifer Lawrence) "Not that I give a f*** about football or about your superstitions, but if it's me reading the signs, I don't send the Eagles guy whose personal motto is "Excelsior," to a f***ing Giants game, especially when he's already in a legal situation."
  • (Jennifer Lawrence) "No walk, no letter. Walk to me like I'm Nikki. Do it, come on, I'm Nikki."
  • (Bradley Cooper) "You're not Nikki."
  • (Jennifer Lawrence) "Yes. Do you feel that? That's emotion."
  • (Bradley Cooper) "I don't feel anything."
  • (Jennifer Lawrence) "Humanity is just nasty and there's no silver lining."
  • (Jennifer Lawrence) "You are afraid to be alive. You are afraid to live. You're a hypocrite. You're a conformist. You're a liar. I opened up to you and you judged me. You're an asshole. YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE. Get off of me. He's harassing me. HE'S HARASSING ME."
  • (Jennifer Lawrence) "Hey."
  • (Bradley Cooper) "What the f***? I'm married."
  • (Jennifer Lawrence) "So am I."
  • (Bradley Cooper) "What the f*** are you doing? Your husband's dead."
  • (Jennifer Lawrence) "Where's your wife?"
  • (Bradley Cooper) "You're crazy."
  • (Jennifer Lawrence) "I'm not the one who just got out of that hospital in Baltimore."
  • (Bradley Cooper) "And I'm not the big slut --. I'm sorry -- I'm sorry -- I'm sorry."
  • (Jennifer Lawrence) "I was a big slut, but I'm not any more. There's always going to be a part of me that's sloppy and dirty, but I like that. With all the other parts of myself. Can you say the same about yourself f***er? Can you forgive? Are you any good at that?"
  • (Jennifer Lawrence) "I opened up to you, and you judged me."
  • (Jennifer Lawrence) "You know what, forget I offered to help you. Forget the entire f***ing idea, because that must have been f***ing crazy, because I'm so much CRAZIER than you."
  • (Bradley Cooper) "Keep your voice down."
  • (Jennifer Lawrence) "I'm just the crazy slut with a dead husband."
  • (Bradley Cooper) "Shut the f*** up."
  • (Jennifer Lawrence) "f*** you."
  • (Jennifer Lawrence) "You shut the f*** up."
  • (Jennifer Lawrence) "You're not a standup guy today, Pat."
  • (Jennifer Lawrence) "You let me lie to you for a week?"
  • (Bradley Cooper) "I was trying to be romantic."
  • (Jennifer Lawrence) "You're killing me."
  • (Jennifer Lawrence) "Can we get through one f***ing conversation without you reminding me that my god**** husband's dead?"
  • (Jennifer Lawrence) "Calm down, Crazy."
  • (Jennifer Lawrence) "You know, I used to think that you were the best thing that ever happened to me, but now I think that you might maybe be the worst thing. And I'm sorry that I ever met you."
  • (Bradley Cooper) "Good for you. Come on, let's go dance."
  • (Jennifer Lawrence) "Listen, I haven't dated since before my marriage so I don't really remember how this works."
  • (Bradley Cooper) "How what works?"
  • (Jennifer Lawrence) "I saw the way you were looking at me, Pat. You felt it, I felt it, don't lie. We're not liars like they are. I live in the addition around back, which is completely separate from my parents' house, so there's no chance of them walking in on us. I hate the fact that you wore a football jersey to dinner because I hate football, but you can f*** me if you turn the lights off, okay?"

John Ortiz as Ronnie

  • (John Ortiz) "Oh, she's a mess. You gotta be careful. She goes to a lot of therapy."
  • (Bradley Cooper) "I go to a lot of therapy, Ronnie. What are you trying to say?"
  • (John Ortiz) "I'm just saying."

Dash Mihok as Officer Keogh

  • (Dash Mihok) "Hey, aren't you Tommy's widow?"
  • (Jennifer Lawrence) "Yes, I'm Tommy's crazy whore widow. Minus the whore thing, for the most part."
  • (Dash Mihok) "You want to get a drink sometime?"
  • (Bradley Cooper) "You shouldn't say that to her. She doesn't do that anymore."
  • (Dash Mihok) "What? What did I say?"
  • (Bradley Cooper) "She doesn't do that anymore."
  • (Dash Mihok) "Do yourself a favour: respect a restraining order, ok?"

Jacki Weaver as Dolores

  • (Jacki Weaver) "It's game day. I'm making crabby snacks and homemades."
  • (Bradley Cooper) "Yeah, come on, Dad, be nice. Come on, she's making crabby snacks and homemades."
  • (Jacki Weaver) "I'm making crabby snacks and homemades."

Chris Tucker as Danny

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