Simon Sez Quotes

Simon Sez is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Simon Sez stopped airing in 1970.

It features Moshe Diamant as producer, Brian Tyler (composer) in charge of musical score, and Avraham Karpick as head of cinematography.

Each episode of Simon Sez is 85 minutes long. Simon Sez is distributed by Independent Artists Films.

The cast includes: Jérôme Pradon as Ashton, Dennis Rodman as Simon, and Dane Cook as Nick Miranda.

Simon Sez Quotes

Jérôme Pradon as Ashton

• (Jérôme Pradon) "Stupid bee. You're just a fly with a stinger on your arse."

• (Jérôme Pradon) "Now, feel free to jump in if I get any of this wrong, but you haven't got the disc, and you haven't got the girl --"
• (Jérôme Pradon) "-- Pity. I was so hoping you'd jump in."

• (Jérôme Pradon) "Guess what we're going to blow up first."
• (Dennis Rodman) "Your ego?"
• (Jérôme Pradon) "No, but nice try, sailor. The Eiffel Tower."
• (Dennis Rodman) "Why?"
• (Jérôme Pradon) "Because it's big and it's beautiful and I'm tired of looking at it."

Dennis Rodman as Simon

• (Dennis Rodman) "A potato?"
• (Dane Cook) "Yeah."
• (Dennis Rodman) "You gagged her with a POTATO?"
• (Dane Cook) "I tried grapes but she kept eating them."

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