Single Stamina Quotes

Single Stamina is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . Single Stamina stopped airing in 1970.

Single Stamina Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Then there was the time they scored the brother-sister combo."
• (Unnamed) "It was everything we ever dreamed of while watching Donny and Marie. She was a little bit country --"
• (Unnamed) "-- he was a little bit way into black guys."

• (Unnamed) "OK, here's my thing; if gay guys start getting married, then suddenly the whole world's gonna be doing it. That's how it works: they start something, then six months later, everyone follows. Like -- now everyone gets manicures."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah -- I don't get manicures."
• (Unnamed) "OK, then, like, how -- like getting your chest waxed."
• (Unnamed) "Oh. You get your chest waxed?"
• (Unnamed) "You know what I mean."
• (Unnamed) "Gay marriage is going to cause single life as we know it to die out."
• (Unnamed) "Think of how the American family will be strengthened."

• (Unnamed) "Bras suck. They're so confining and unnatural."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah. They're like a booby zoo."

• (Unnamed) "Barney and his brother aren't exactly alike."
• (Unnamed) "James is gay."
• (Unnamed) "Really?"
• (Unnamed) "Never in a million years would I picture you with a gay brother; that's awesome."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, we just wanted you to have a heads-up so you don't act all surprised when he gets here."
• (Unnamed) "Thanks for the heads-up."

• (Unnamed) "Can't two straight guys go into a gay bar and enjoy some techno and conversation without being hit on?"

• (Unnamed) "I miss my jammies. I can't believe I put on a bra for this."
• (Unnamed) "I hate bras. They're so confining."
• (Unnamed) "I'm like a boobie zoo."

• (Unnamed) "It used to be the two of us being awesome, while you guys went two by two into your ark of sexless boredom."

• (Unnamed) "Who do you like best? Guy in tight black tee? Tight black guy? Guy who looks like Mr. T?"
• (Unnamed) "Yes, yes, and call me after I've had two drinks."

• (Unnamed) "It got so bad Barney even tried being his own wing man."
• (Unnamed) "Hi. Have you met me?"

• (Unnamed) "How come it never came up that Barney has a gay black brother?"
• (Unnamed) "Maybe that's because I focus on what's inside a person rather than the color of their skin. I'm just kidding. I just wanted to see the look on your face."

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