Sione's Wedding Quotes

Sione's Wedding is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Sione's Wedding ended in 1970.

It features John Barnett as producer.

Sione's Wedding is recorded in English and originally aired in New Zealand. Each episode of Sione's Wedding is 92 minutes long.

The cast includes: David Van Horn as Derek, Victoria Schmidt as Aaliyah, Iaheto Ah Hi as Stanley, Madeleine Sami as Tania, Oscar Kightley as Albert, Robbie Magasiva as Michael, Shimpal Lelisi as Sefa, Teuila Blakely as Leilani, and Pua Magasiva as Sione.

Sione's Wedding Quotes

Oscar Kightley as Albert

• (Oscar Kightley) "She smiled at me. She likes me."
• (Iaheto Ah Hi) "How can you tell? By the flirtatious way she's ignoring you?"

• (Oscar Kightley) "Man, we're gonna be banned from our own funerals."

• (Oscar Kightley) "Et tu, Brute?"
• (Shimpal Lelisi) "What are you speaking Maori for?"

• (Oscar Kightley) "I feel less than ideal --"
• (Oscar Kightley) "-- Do I still look cool?"
• (Iaheto Ah Hi) "Yeah -- you hardly look wasted bro'."

Shimpal Lelisi as Sefa

• (Shimpal Lelisi) "Let's go. Drive like the wind Bolo."
• (Unnamed) "My name is Paul."
• (Shimpal Lelisi) "Bolo."
• (Oscar Kightley) "Bolo."
• (Robbie Magasiva) "Bolo."
• (Iaheto Ah Hi) "Bolo."
• (Unnamed) "PAUL."

• (Shimpal Lelisi) "What are these?"
• (Iaheto Ah Hi) "Pants."
• (Shimpal Lelisi) "Who's wearing them?"
• (Iaheto Ah Hi) "You are."
• (Shimpal Lelisi) "Correct."
• (Teuila Blakely) "And who washes the skid marks out of them?"

• (Unnamed) "My name is Paul."
• (Shimpal Lelisi) "Your name is Bolo until you earn the right to be called by your real name: Bolo."

• (Unnamed) "Actually Leilani, as a bridesmaid you are not obliged to take anyone"
• (Shimpal Lelisi) "Bolo shut up"
• (Teuila Blakely) "But he's right"
• (Shimpal Lelisi) "Babe you are the one that says we should spend more time together"
• (Teuila Blakely) "Yeah, more time together when you don't get drunk as soon as we get there"
• (Unnamed) "Hm Hm"
• (Shimpal Lelisi) "hm hm shutup"
• (Shimpal Lelisi) "it's the perfect oppotunity to sort our s*** out"
• (Teuila Blakely) "Our s***?"
• (Shimpal Lelisi) "My s*** k my s*** it will be great it will be like our first date"
• (Unnamed) "Uh uh like the the date you ended up falling asleep on the toilet seat ha ha"
• (Shimpal Lelisi) "How about the date you ended up shut up."

David Van Horn as Derek

• (David Van Horn) "When you come to my fale you check what you bringing at the door."
• (Oscar Kightley) "Bringing what?"
• (David Van Horn) "That."
• (Oscar Kightley) "WHAT?"
• (David Van Horn) "That attitude. You check that at the door or yo get my jandel on yo mouf."

• (David Van Horn) "T, sup girl. Sole, malo man."
• (Oscar Kightley) "Who you calling "sole"?"
• (David Van Horn) "Hound dog in the fale."
• (Oscar Kightley) "Derek start speaking your own language, you come from Glenfield."
• (David Van Horn) "Sole man, I'm down. My boys growing up on my block, P.I. and proud represent. G-g-g- Gfield."
• (Oscar Kightley) "G-g-g Glenfield. Not Gfield."
• (David Van Horn) "Word. T, my crews hitting the Muddy Farmer after work. You up girl?"
• (Oscar Kightley) "This will be your crew from the claims department."
• (David Van Horn) "Sole don't be a hater, be a player congratulator."

• (David Van Horn) "Soul man, don't be a hater. Be a playa congratulor."

Teuila Blakely as Leilani

• (Teuila Blakely) "What time do you call this, Sefa?"
• (Shimpal Lelisi) "Bedtime?"

Robbie Magasiva as Michael

• (Robbie Magasiva) "What's happened to you Sione?"
• (Pua Magasiva) "I fell in love you dick. Man I love Leonie more than I love anthing in the world and if any of you dickheads wreck our wedding that's it. We're done."
• (Iaheto Ah Hi) "Guess you don't love her that much then."

Iaheto Ah Hi as Stanley

• (Iaheto Ah Hi) "I'm more than a pair of fancy shoes you know."

• (Iaheto Ah Hi) "Will there be any honies there? I'm sick of sleeping with girls as big as Savai'i."
• (Madeleine Sami) "You slept with that Sasquatch?"
• (Iaheto Ah Hi) "Yeah, she showed up. It would've been rude not to."

Victoria Schmidt as Aaliyah

• (Victoria Schmidt) "Tyrique?"
• (Iaheto Ah Hi) "Aaliyah?"
• (Victoria Schmidt) "On Party Chat you said you were 6'6."
• (Iaheto Ah Hi) "You said you were size 14."
• (Victoria Schmidt) "I am."
• (Iaheto Ah Hi) "Your feet, maybe."

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