Six-String Samurai Quotes

Six-String Samurai is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . Six-String Samurai ended its run in 1970.

It features Michael R. Burns as producer, Red Elvises in charge of musical score, and Kristian Bernier as head of cinematography.

Six-String Samurai is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Six-String Samurai is 91 min long. Six-String Samurai is distributed by Palm Pictures.

The cast includes: Jeffrey Falcon as Buddy, Dan Barton as Ward Cleaver, and Stephane Gauger as Death.

Six-String Samurai Quotes

Stephane Gauger as Death

• (Stephane Gauger) "Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me."

Jeffrey Falcon as Buddy

• (Jeffrey Falcon) "You still there?"
• (Jeffrey Falcon) "Cross that line, kid, I'll cut your little teddy bear in half. Last kid that crossed that line, I had to summon up the Spinach Monster with my rock 'n' roll magic. The Spinach Monster grabbed him, pulled him underground and made him eat spinach all day. Rumor has it, kid -- he's still there."

• (Mesh-Head) "If I were you, I would run."
• (Jeffrey Falcon) "If you were me, you'd be good-lookin'."

• (Jeffrey Falcon) "Don't touch my guitar, man."

• (Jeffrey Falcon) "Float away, little butterfly. Just flutter away. I got a gig in Vegas. And the wastelands ain't no place for kids."

• (Jeffrey Falcon) "I wonder where I could trade the kid for a ratchet?"

• (Jeffrey Falcon) "Who are you?"
• (Stephane Gauger) "Death,"
• (Jeffrey Falcon) "Cool."

• (Jeffrey Falcon) "What are you lookin' at? You look up at the sky, you look down on the ground, but you don't look at me, kid. Got it?"

• (Jeffrey Falcon) "If you scratch my guitar, I'll kill you."

Dan Barton as Ward Cleaver

• (Dan Barton) "You ever try a pink golf ball, Wally? Why, the wind shear alone on a pink golf ball can take the head off a 90-pound midget at over 300 yards."

• (Dan Barton) "How they hell are ya', boy? Hey, you finished payin' off that new Plymouth of yours? I tell ya', I sure hope to HELL you didn't go to one of those boys on the lot. They see you comin' a mile away, ready to EAT you alive. Those Plymouth dealers will tell ya' they're cuttin' you a break, when all they're doin' is just fattenin' ya' up for the slaughter."

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