Slackers (film) Quotes

Slackers (film) is a television show that first aired in 1970 . Slackers ended in 1970.

It features Erik Feig as producer, Amanda Scheer-Demme in charge of musical score, and James R. Bagdonas as head of cinematography.

Slackers (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in Canada. Each episode of Slackers (film) is 86 minutes long. Slackers (film) is distributed by Screen Gems.

The cast includes: Jason Schwartzman as Ethan, Devon Sawa as Dave, Michael Maronna as Jeff, Laura Prepon as Reanna, Jason Segel as Sam, Joe Flaherty as Mr. Leonard, Jaime King as Angela, Leigh Taylor-Young as Valerie Patton, and Mamie Van Doren as Mrs. Van Graaf.

Slackers (film) Quotes

Joe Flaherty as Mr. Leonard

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Jason Schwartzman as Ethan

• (Jason Schwartzman) "I have copies. I'm not afraid to expel you."

• (Jason Schwartzman) "He's in my seat."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah -- and we're grown-ups. We don't argue over seats. Now go sit over there. There are plenty of empty seats there."

• (Jason Schwartzman) "Dave. Fudge."

• (Jason Schwartzman) "I love you but, I hate you, which brings to mind, how much I love you. We could have worked this out you know, in a little room, in a little locked room. I'm sorry you had to settle for Dave, the one-dimensional man. He's filed under "Cocksucker" in my little black book. Sweetness can rot your teeth. Bittersweet, cacophony. But you hold the key, you hold the key, to my little locked room. You hold the key, you hold the key, to my little locked whoa-ooh-oh-oh. Please let -- me -- out soon. I luh you."

• (Jason Schwartzman) "They call me Cool Ethan. I live in Heineraker Hall."
• (Devon Sawa) "Alright; cool."

• (Jason Schwartzman) "Angela? Weird."
• (Jaime King) "Ethan? What are you doing here?"
• (Jason Schwartzman) "Well, I'm in the food service industry, and I like bums, so it's kinda my duty."

• (Jason Schwartzman) "The dirty old whore told me to do it."

• (Jason Schwartzman) "I just need a woman's POV on the whole "sitch""

• (Jason Schwartzman) "You're smart. I like you. I'll probably give you a nickname."

• (Jason Schwartzman) "There goes Dave the Liar, I eff-ed his old girlfriend."

• (Jason Schwartzman) "I want to make sure that you and I are best friends; "gnome" matter what."
• (Jaime King) "Ethan, that's a troll."
• (Jason Schwartzman) ""Gnome", it's not."

• (Jason Schwartzman) "I had a nickname for you. You wanna know what it was? I'm not going to tell you. All right, it was "Laser.""

Devon Sawa as Dave

• (Devon Sawa) "I brought you coffee."
• (Jason Schwartzman) "I don't touch that stuff."
• (Devon Sawa) "Can I come in?"
• (Jason Schwartzman) "No. No one comes into Ethan's room. Ethan's rules."
• (Devon Sawa) "What's that smell?"
• (Jason Schwartzman) "Maybe it's the smell of your ass getting kicked out of school."

• (Devon Sawa) "I'm a commercial airline pilot."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, whatever."
• (Devon Sawa) "No, I'm a commercial airline pilot."
• (Unnamed) "Ha, ha."
• (Devon Sawa) "I, ladies, am a professional -- commercial -- airline -- pilot."
• (Unnamed) "Cool."
• (Unnamed) "Cool."
• (Unnamed) "Is he a pilot too?"
• (Michael Maronna) "FBI. I get the ugly one."

• (Devon Sawa) "A whore? How am I a whore?"

Michael Maronna as Jeff

• (Michael Maronna) "One -- two -- three -- four hard nipples"

• (Michael Maronna) "Yoo-hoo, it's Steve Pasternack, looking for Angela. Angela, please."
• (Laura Prepon) "Do I f***ing know you?"
• (Michael Maronna) "Uh, I lent Angela my notebook, because I take such world "famous" notes. So I was wondering if I could -- are you busy with something?"
• (Laura Prepon) "Yeah. I was masturbating."
• (Michael Maronna) "Heh. Hoo. Masturbating. In the dorms. Well, that's what you get when you go to art school."

Leigh Taylor-Young as Valerie Patton

• (Leigh Taylor-Young) "I love to suck cock. And I arrange flowers."

Jason Segel as Sam

• (Jason Segel) "Why don't you watch where you're going, you skanky-ass bi-atch."
• (Unnamed) "Cocksucker."
• (Jason Segel) "Slut."
• (Unnamed) "Buttwipe."
• (Jason Segel) "Hoe."
• (Unnamed) "Monkey boy."
• (Unnamed) "OH."

• (Jason Segel) "Professor Markoe. Thank God you're here. I was hit by a truck today."
• (Unnamed) "Well, you alright?"
• (Unnamed) "He was hit by a truck."

• (Jason Segel) "I have something to say to you -- and I think that it's important that I say it out of the cage."

Jaime King as Angela

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Mamie Van Doren as Mrs. Van Graaf

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Laura Prepon as Reanna

• (Laura Prepon) "Remember what I always say, show the boobs and work the ass."
• (Jaime King) "I have no boobs."
• (Laura Prepon) "You're right, well just work the ass."

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